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Biggest animal you could take in a fight?

  • 21-05-2013 02:15PM
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 216 ✭✭


    As the title says,what's the biggest fully grown animal you could take in a square go?no weapons allowed.I reckon I could take a llama.If I could land an uppercut & flank him I reckon his long neck would be perfect for a head lock.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,433 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    A dying kitten.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    A beached blue whale.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,186 ✭✭✭BUBBLE WRAP


    *Calls ISPCA*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    *Calls ISPCA*
    Why? Even if they knew the answer I very much doubt they would tell you.:p


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 731 ✭✭✭inmyday


    The mother in law. A fcuking beast. I could take her though.
    She reminds me of the queen alien from that hit film aliens. Only my mother in law is bigger and uglier.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,186 ✭✭✭BUBBLE WRAP


    Why? Even if they knew the answer I very much doubt they would tell you.:p

    *Phones a friend*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 423 ✭✭bacon n eggs


    hamster


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    yore















    cat


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    As the title says,what's the biggest fully grown animal you could take in a square go?no weapons allowed.I reckon I could take a llama.If I could land an uppercut & flank him I reckon his long neck would be perfect for a head lock.



    When I was younger, I think I could have taken a Harney.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    What's the biggest animal?


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  • Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I reckon I could handle a cougar or two.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,612 ✭✭✭Lelantos


    A brontosaurus, I'll hit him so hard he'll think he's extinct!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    I tried to worm a cat once.
    Definitely lost that fight :/


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    I reckon I could give 10 duck sized horses a run for their money.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,813 ✭✭✭TPD


    Depends on the setting of the fight. On land, I think I could outlast a blue whale.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 613 ✭✭✭Snowc


    A few years ago I wrestled a badger of my dog and was wrecked after and brusied:mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,788 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Any large herbivore can be killed quite easily by making it flee from you for a prolonged amount of time. No need to fight it at all.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 216 ✭✭burstbuckle


    Snowc wrote: »
    A few years ago I wrestled a badger of my dog and was wrecked after and brusied:mad:

    That would be a tough scrap alrite,if the fu*ker got a good hold of you it's goodnight.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    Sacramento wrote: »
    I reckon I could handle a cougar or two.

    Well played sir :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    Snowc wrote: »
    A few years ago I wrestled a badger of my dog and was wrecked after and brusied:mad:

    Cough**bullsh!t**


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Snowc wrote: »
    A few years ago I wrestled a badger of my dog and was wrecked after and brusied:mad:


    It's the foxes on the crack that are the worst, so they say.


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,944 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    Chewbacca


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,558 ✭✭✭seven_eleven


    .....you're ma?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 408 ✭✭toxicity234


    Earthworm Jim


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,900 ✭✭✭General General


    Blue whale. They're puddy tats.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 954 ✭✭✭lahalane


    I think I could take a wolf. It's only got one form of attack, biting. Just catch it in a headlock and pound the head off it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Yakult wrote: »
    Chewbacca


    Doesn't that stain your teeth?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,811 ✭✭✭greenpilot


    My cock...










    ....I keep a lot of fowl.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 613 ✭✭✭Snowc


    Cough**bullsh!t**

    Dont be smart :mad: ok?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,838 ✭✭✭✭3hn2givr7mx1sc


    .....you're ma?

    No, I am not ma.


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