Strangest place you've ever been stuck in.

TheUsual · 16-05-2013 08:13PM

My ass.

By a foxy young female Doctor. Blonde, thin and in her 20's.
My first "full" medical for a new job I wanted, first-time prostate check virgin.

Oh the humiliation.

charlemont · 16-05-2013 08:16PM

The cliffs at Lahinch, I was 13 and fairly handy at climbing but halfway up I realised it was going to be tough getting down, I froze and panicked for a while but then I went for it, Grazed all my stomach chest and hands and landed on my back in the sand, Some buzz though.

Mr Benevolent · 16-05-2013 08:16PM

Schnitzel Muncher wrote: »

I got my hand stuck down the jacks once. I was trying to get rid of a pesky floater that refused to go for a swim.

Don't worry though, I wasn't there long enough that I had to resort to drinking toilet water to survive.

Pity.

deman · 16-05-2013 08:16PM

RayM wrote: »

On a broken-down train for over an hour, somewhere in the English midlands, beside a toilet factory. Staring out the window at a massive yard full of toilet bowls. Nothing but toilets, as far as the eye could see.

I think I was on that same train at that same time. Looked out the window and there was was a massive bog.

italodisco · 16-05-2013 08:16PM

Got off the bus because of the skats traveling through Moldova, Wtf !!!! Ended up in a time warp of a village, people looked very like Roma Tbh....
Worst thing was sitting at the bus stop praying for a bus to come only to be told by a local drunk , with use of my translation dictionary that there's no bus until tomorrow night....

Some local aul one forced me to her bloody house (if that's what u could call it) and basically I was made their guest of honour lol she had one of the hottest daughters I ever saw which helped but things took a mental turn when I was brought to a wedding reception that night only to be treated like I was fukin bono or the likes lol

Sureal is an understatement but one of the best things that ever happened to me lol what an experience!!!

Mr Benevolent · 16-05-2013 08:19PM

Sopot, Bulgaria. No-one spoke a civilized language and I really needed a ****. Beer was cheap though.

The Backwards Man · 16-05-2013 08:20PM

MCMLXXV wrote: »

Alternative Account Biggins? :eek:

Na, I'm just me, no one else, and I was eight years old at the time.

italodisco · 16-05-2013 08:21PM

Lol sopot is in Poland u madser !

TheUsual · 16-05-2013 08:39PM

Thread needs a background theme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANk_Fn0mEyY

The Backwards Man · 16-05-2013 08:43PM

italodisco wrote: »

Lol sopot is in Poland u madser !

There's one in Bulgaria too. And Albania, Romania, Croatia and Serbia.

Mr Benevolent · 16-05-2013 08:53PM

italodisco wrote: »

Lol sopot is in Poland u madser !

Town names aren't unique.

italodisco · 16-05-2013 08:56PM

I accept epic fail status immediately ;-/

chud1234 · 16-05-2013 09:00PM

stuck in the recession in Ireland big time stuck

Pumpkinseeds · 16-05-2013 09:00PM

Years ago I worked for Boots in York. The staff changing rooms were on the 3rd floor and you had to type in security codes to get to the various staff areas. On my first day, at the end of shift, I was still getting my bearings and I was slower than anyone else leaving.

I got downstairs and went to the exit to leave but the door was locked, I didn't have a security code for it and their was no security guard around and nobody in the security camera room. At that point I started to panic and I was starting to worry that I might set off the alarm while I was wandering around.

I was wandering all over the place desperately looking for a security guard to let me out. Just as I was about to call my Husband to see if I should call the Police so they could contact a Key Holder member of staff to come and let me out a Security guard appeared and let me out.

I felt like such a plank, but was so relieved to get out:o

italodisco · 16-05-2013 09:01PM

Bulgaria is one place on my list but I really want to go to Kazantip Ukraine and Abkhazia.... Definitely the later will be a weird place to get stuck

Mr Benevolent · 16-05-2013 09:02PM

italodisco wrote: »

Bulgaria is one place on my list but I really want to go to Kazantip Ukraine and Abkhazia.... Definitely the later will be a weird place to get stuck

Don't bother, it's shite.

chocksaway · 16-05-2013 09:06PM

My car. It was a really cold morning and the door locks on both sides got frozen somehow while I was inside. Had to find a sunny spot to park in to defrost them

spankysue · 16-05-2013 09:11PM

I got stuck in a toilet once, was only about 4 and using the bathroom in my grannies house when I fell down and got me arse stuck in it. Was shouting for my dad to pull me out for about 10 minutes before he heard me, then he nearly tore my arms out of their sockets trying to free me.

brianblaze · 16-05-2013 09:12PM

Okay... Picture the scene...

On a Bus Eireann bus to Dundalk from Dublin, the one that took 3 hours, back in 2002. Started to doze off and was woken by the bus suddenly stopping. It's pi$$ing down with rain outside and pitch dark. Looked up groggily to see what the story was with the abrupt stoppage.

Look down the aisle to see the driver getting out of his seat and calling after someone in the dark. I'm thinking '$hit, this is all a bit horror movie-esque right now...' Sat up in the seat and tried to look out the window to see what was going on. Literally, again, straight from a horror movie, all I see is the bus driver and some bloke on the side of the road, being illuminated and then left in darkness every few seconds by the eery orange light of the indicators.

I look around to see if anyone else is taking any notice of what's going on, and, again, horror move style, I was the only one on the bus... Suddenly the driver hops back in, turns off the bus, and gets off the bus again leaving me in total darkness on the bus...

So, to answer your question, Dundalk.

16-05-2013 09:29PM

0ph0rce0 wrote: »

The Middle With You

Well played....

poisonated · 16-05-2013 09:41PM

Kansas.

16-05-2013 09:47PM

On a train trip from Melbourne to Sydney which is like eleven hours, one of the carriages broke down so got stuck in a place called culcairn ..we had an option to either stay on the train for four hours or stand at the platform...a few smokers like my self got off at the platform, was about 2 at night.. I was there with a aboriginal guy, a smack addict and a large homosexual man who kept kindly offerin me wine.... A pregnant lady also went into labour at the stop to ... Stuck for about 4 hours. Middle of no where, stars everywhere was pretty surreal

cazzzzz · 16-05-2013 09:50PM

I got locked into Marley Park a couple of months ago. Just strolling around when all the entrances were suddenly padlocked. Ended up having to climb a 13ft spikey fench-not ideal. Quite funny looking back.

blindside88 · 16-05-2013 09:54PM

When I was about 5 I stuck my head thought the railings of a bridge to see the ducks and got panicked when I couldn't get it out. My mam was mortified and ended up calling the fire brigade to get me out. She still reminds me of it

KeithM89 · 16-05-2013 09:57PM

I got stuck in a bus toilet once when i was about 10/11 , the door got stuck and no one could get it open. Had to head to a bus service depot after everyone got dropped off. Very embarrassing

ToddyDoody · 16-05-2013 10:45PM

Being honest... Limerick

Mariasofia · 16-05-2013 10:49PM

Slightly off thread but once had to remove something stuck in someone once.

A tic tac in my toddlers nose ( not pleasant )

Sam Kade · 16-05-2013 11:05PM

How does Santa do it

brianblaze · 16-05-2013 11:05PM

Scylla wrote: »

I got stuck in a bus toilet once when i was about 10/11 , the door got stuck and no one could get it open. Had to head to a bus service depot after everyone got dropped off. Very embarrassing

First off, poop joke...

Also, everyone knows that the toilets aren't real and you can't go into them no matter how bad you need to go... Primary School Tours... All that sugar and all those fizzy drinks... And not a tiny little soul would enter into that cursed cubicle...

The Cool · 16-05-2013 11:17PM

Not myself but one of my friends: she's a "class clown" type and always up for the laugh which means she's prone to getting in trouble. So you can imagine my delight when Yahoo News puts this link on my Facebook feed and it's her!

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/trolley-woe-as-girl-gets-head-stuck-on-supermarket-trip.html#W8Z0Cpo

There's currently a copy of the video on youtube, the original video that her friend put up was taken down but it had some crazy views, it kind of went viral locally for a while! For ages, other friends who don't know this girl were saying to me, have you seen that video of the girl with her head stuck in a trolley in tesco? It was brilliant.

Strangest place you've ever been stuck in.

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