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Strangest place you've ever been stuck in.

  • 16-05-2013 07:23PM
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    On the way to work this morning, the story of the chap in Cork stuck in a kiddies highchair in McDonald's was doing the rounds on the radio.

    It started with an innocent McDonald’s Happy Meal and ended with police having to free a grown man stuck in a baby’s high chair. A man in Cork was left truly embarrassed after getting himself stuck in the seat for toddlers at the fast food restaurant earlier this week.

    The hungry customer had popped into the McDonald’s late on Tuesday evening before he landed himself in hot water with three unimpressed police officers.

    A witness who snapped the unusual incident said the man had clearly had a few drinks before getting jammed in the grey seat. Police were called to the Mcdonald’s in Cork.

    He was eventually freed from his uncomfortable sitting position and released without charge, winning internet notoriety along the way.

    The picture of his predicament was uploaded onto online image hosting service Imgur where it has been viewed thousands of times.

    http://metro.co.uk/2013/05/16/cork-man-stuck-in-mcdonalds-baby-high-chair-freed-by-police-3763414/


    So my question is, have you had any situations like this? Where's the worst place you, or someone you know, has been stuck?

    There will be Predictability Points for whoever says 'In a Moment' and/or 'On You'


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,043 ✭✭✭MurdyWurdy


    When we were kids my brother got his head stuck in the railings on the balcony of Skerries sailing club. His ears were buttered to get him out!

    Even now, over 20 years later when I think of it I start laughing :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,970 ✭✭✭Lenin Skynard


    Roscrea.

    The whole town smelled of pork.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 901 ✭✭✭usernamegoes


    An ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Can't really talk about it for legal reasons, but it involved some railings, a policewoman's jacket and a part of my anatomy on Parliament St in Central London (outside the Foreign Office)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,877 ✭✭✭Dr. Bre


    a bird


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,147 ✭✭✭0ph0rce0


    The Middle With You


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 619 ✭✭✭Pilotdude5


    Macroom Co. Cork


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,414 ✭✭✭kraggy


    The ladies toilets in Ennis bus station. Had to stand on the toilet so nobody would see my shoes thereby identifying me as male.

    I'll explain later.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 349 ✭✭Schnitzel Muncher


    kraggy wrote: »
    The ladies toilets in Ennis bus station. Had to stand on the toilet so nobody would see my shoes thereby identifying me as male.

    I'll explain later.

    Cross dressing gone wrong?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    under a water tank in an attic when I was doing work experience as an electrician. Was there for about 20 mins before I got free while everyone else was on lunch.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    In a moment


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    Must resist the urge to say the OP's ma thing.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,855 ✭✭✭Nabber


    Nothing worse than getting stuck in an Aldi/Lidl checkout line.

    Remember one cabbage kept standing his coke bottle up everytime the motion of the conveyor knocked it down. When the queue was going slow he shouted at the cashier 'me fookin ice lollies are meltin'

    What a thick bstard he was.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 349 ✭✭Schnitzel Muncher


    I got my hand stuck down the jacks once. I was trying to get rid of a pesky floater that refused to go for a swim.

    Luckily I wasn't naked when a family member came to the rescue.

    Don't worry though, I wasn't there long enough that I had to resort to drinking toilet water to survive.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,087 ✭✭✭✭wp_rathead


    Remember when younger when baggy combats were al the rage I got them tangled going over a barb wire fence (I live out country) and dunno how but I ended up having to take them off while balancing on a dodgy old limestone wall while 2 my best friends laughed- the fear of sliping and havin my balls impailed still gives me cold sweats


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,292 ✭✭✭Boscoirl


    A glass case of emotion


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    I once tied myself to a bath with twine.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,456 ✭✭✭✭Pawwed Rig


    A 12 inch metal ring. Metal was about 2 inches thick and reinforced. It was used on a machine in a factory I worked in.

    I naively thought that if I could get it over my shoulders it would go over the rest of my body easily enough. However it stuck on my hips. It wouldn't go back over my shoulders either.
    I had to whip the trousers off in a meeting room at work and literally force the thing over my hips. The bruises for weeks afterwards were horrific but still better than explaining to our H&S rep.
    The guy who 'bet me' I couldn't do it found the whole thing side splittingly funny of course:mad:.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,775 ✭✭✭Death and Taxes


    Jail


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 954 ✭✭✭lahalane


    I think every child who grew up on a farm got their wellies stuck in mud a few times...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 489 ✭✭mlumley


    Jill Goodacre

    Love to get stuck in her.:D:D:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    On a broken-down train for over an hour, somewhere in the English midlands, beside a toilet factory. Staring out the window at a massive yard full of toilet bowls. Nothing but toilets, as far as the eye could see.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,855 ✭✭✭Nabber


    Nothing worse than getting stuck in an Aldi/Lidl checkout line.

    Remember one cabbage kept standing his coke bottle up everytime the motion of the conveyor knocked it down. When the queue was going slow he shouted at the cashier 'me fookin ice lollies are meltin'

    What a thick bstard he was.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    A bloke I know got his big toe stuck in the tap and knocked himself unconscious in his bath one night.

    He was crackin' one off when his mother opened the door and walked in , the shock off her screaming at him cause his leg to snap forward jamming his toe in the tap , he knocked himself out cold smacking his head off the bath.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    When I was a kid I got my head stuck in between the beams in the stairs. The beam had to be cut with a saw.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    19.35
    Nabber wrote: »
    Nothing worse than getting stuck in an Aldi/Lidl checkout line.

    Remember one cabbage kept standing his coke bottle up everytime the motion of the conveyor knocked it down. When the queue was going slow he shouted at the cashier 'me fookin ice lollies are meltin'

    What a thick bstard he was.

    19.48
    Nabber wrote: »
    Nothing worse than getting stuck in an Aldi/Lidl checkout line.

    Remember one cabbage kept standing his coke bottle up everytime the motion of the conveyor knocked it down. When the queue was going slow he shouted at the cashier 'me fookin ice lollies are meltin'

    What a thick bstard he was.
    I'm afraid you might be stuck in a timewarp


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,877 ✭✭✭Dr. Bre


    between a rock and a hard place


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,730 ✭✭✭✭corktina


    mother was stuck to the ceiling , father was stuck to the door, never known a bloomin family so stuck up before


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,494 ✭✭✭The_Gatsby


    Where's the guy who got stuck in his neighbours basement?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,066 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    Can't really talk about it for legal reasons, but it involved some railings, a policewoman's jacket and a part of my anatomy on Parliament St in Central London (outside the Foreign Office)

    Alternative Account Biggins? :eek:


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