where is she?

crazygeryy · 13-05-2013 03:44PM #1

i was just wondering where the hell mary Harney is?normally you'd see photos of ex politicians in the paper doing their shopping,etc etc but not a sign of our mary.i haven't seen her in the papers anyway.
anyone know?

AnonoBoy · 13-05-2013 03:45PM

She's in my shed.

I'll tell her you were asking for her.

eamonnq · 13-05-2013 03:46PM

Playing Zumo's ma in Fair City

Schnitzel Muncher · 13-05-2013 03:48PM

AnonoBoy wrote: »

She's in my shed.

I'll tell her you were asking for her.

That explains your absence the last week.

BillyMitchel · 13-05-2013 03:48PM

crazygeryy wrote: »

i was just wondering where the hell mary Harney is?normally you'd see photos of ex politicians in the paper doing their shopping,etc etc but not a sign of our mary.i haven't seen her in the papers anyway.
anyone know?

In my sex den all dressed in leathers, chained from both hands and feet, all sweaty screaming "fock me Billy you potato selling focker"

HurtLocker · 13-05-2013 03:49PM

At home eating Doritos and playing call of duty is my guess.

Anyone · 13-05-2013 03:50PM

She's feeding.

smash · 13-05-2013 03:50PM

BillyMitchel wrote: »

In my sex den all dressed in leathers

How many cows did you skin, you sick bastard!?!?!

jester77 · 13-05-2013 03:50PM

crazygeryy wrote: »

i was just wondering where the hell mary Harney is?normally you'd see photos of ex politicians in the paper doing their shopping,etc etc but not a sign of our mary.i haven't seen her in the papers anyway.
anyone know?

Probably ate all the photographers!

davet82 · 13-05-2013 03:51PM

She is now skinny and releasing a fitness dvd just in time for xmas...

no I swear!

1ZRed · 13-05-2013 03:51PM

HurtLocker wrote: »

At home eating Doritos and playing call of duty is my guess.

I hear she's only 3 kills off a streak for a nuke. She's a mad camper tho

donvito99 · 13-05-2013 03:51PM

Orbiting the sun.

The Backwards Man · 13-05-2013 03:53PM

It's too late too say you're sorry
Where did she go? Why should you care?
Please don't bother trying to find her,
She's not there!!

BillyMitchel · 13-05-2013 03:54PM

smash wrote: »

How many cows did you skin, you sick bastard!?!?!

Got throught the whole herd. None left for a gimp mask so we used plastic bags instead!

IM0 · 13-05-2013 03:56PM

shes dying

for a burger

davet82 · 13-05-2013 03:56PM

Aglomerado · 13-05-2013 03:58PM

donvito99 wrote: »

Orbiting the sun.

No, she's blocking the sun from Ireland with her massive arse.

13-05-2013 03:58PM

She sleeps October to June, she will be awake soon

longshanks · 13-05-2013 03:59PM

She's on a planet, in a galaxy far away..
She's holding Princess Leia hostage. In a gold bikini.

Nice.

Itwasntme. · 13-05-2013 04:03PM

I actually saw her not too long ago. A friend and I were taking a walk in the city when he stopped, pointed at someone and said, "that's Mary Harney, the most evil blah blah blah..." so I turned around to see the face of this evil person. When I couldn't see anyone who looked evil, I asked, "Where? Where is this evil person?" And he said, "The really ugly, fat woman in the brown coat." I didn't think she was particularly ugly or as fat as he claimed. She just looked like a sad, old woman.

opinion guy · 13-05-2013 04:04PM

Aglomerado wrote: »

No, she's blocking the sun from Ireland with her massive arse.

That's no moon.....its a space station...

Schnitzel Muncher · 13-05-2013 04:04PM

Was she wearing A & F clothing?

electrobanana · 13-05-2013 04:06PM

We had to put her up the back field on her own away from the rest of the herd...she was feckin terrorising the sh*t outta the poor feckers.

Itwasntme. · 13-05-2013 04:07PM

Schnitzel Muncher wrote: »

Was she wearing A & F clothing?

Very funny.

I don't know. Maybe underneath the brown coat she was. I didn't check. I'll remember to ask her the next time I ran into her.

kneemos · 13-05-2013 04:08PM

She must be in the same place as Enda.

Cody Pomeray · 13-05-2013 04:09PM

Mary Harney is my neighbour.

I used to see her husband walking his dog from time to time.

Sadly that sort of physical activity is out of the question for Mary.

She isn't really seen in public in the area AFAIK. i always presumed they had a second house outside the city.

davet82 · 13-05-2013 04:11PM

Cody Pomeray wrote: »

Mary Harney is my neighbour.

I used to see her husband walking his dog from time to time.

I bet she ate them

rgmmg · 13-05-2013 04:12PM

Cody Pomeray wrote: »

Mary Harney is my neighbour.

I used to see her husband walking his dog from time to time.

Sadly that sort of physical activity is out of the question for Mary.

She isn't really seen in public in the area AFAIK. i always presumed they had a second house outside the city.

Have the dog and Harney ever been seen in the same room?

the groutch · 13-05-2013 04:12PM

at home in bed, washing herself with a rag on a stick.

Seridisand · 13-05-2013 04:18PM

Ever seen her and Bertie in the same room? No! Why? Bham! Same person! Why two paychecks, "sure isn't he only a cute whoor".

Ihatecuddles-old · 13-05-2013 04:18PM

Jesus I'd hate to see what you say about me when I'm not here!

where is she?

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