where is she?

crazygeryy

i was just wondering where the hell mary Harney is?normally you'd see photos of ex politicians in the paper doing their shopping,etc etc but not a sign of our mary.i haven't seen her in the papers anyway.
anyone know?

AnonoBoy

She's in my shed.

I'll tell her you were asking for her.

eamonnq

Playing Zumo's ma in Fair City

Schnitzel Muncher

AnonoBoy wrote: »

She's in my shed.

I'll tell her you were asking for her.

That explains your absence the last week.

BillyMitchel

crazygeryy wrote: »

i was just wondering where the hell mary Harney is?normally you'd see photos of ex politicians in the paper doing their shopping,etc etc but not a sign of our mary.i haven't seen her in the papers anyway.
anyone know?

In my sex den all dressed in leathers, chained from both hands and feet, all sweaty screaming "fock me Billy you potato selling focker"

HurtLocker

At home eating Doritos and playing call of duty is my guess.

Anyone

She's feeding.

smash

BillyMitchel wrote: »

In my sex den all dressed in leathers

How many cows did you skin, you sick bastard!?!?!

jester77

crazygeryy wrote: »

i was just wondering where the hell mary Harney is?normally you'd see photos of ex politicians in the paper doing their shopping,etc etc but not a sign of our mary.i haven't seen her in the papers anyway.
anyone know?

Probably ate all the photographers!

davet82

She is now skinny and releasing a fitness dvd just in time for xmas...


no I swear!

1ZRed

HurtLocker wrote: »

At home eating Doritos and playing call of duty is my guess.

I hear she's only 3 kills off a streak for a nuke. She's a mad camper tho

donvito99

Orbiting the sun.

The Backwards Man

It's too late too say you're sorry
Where did she go? Why should you care?
Please don't bother trying to find her,
She's not there!!

BillyMitchel

smash wrote: »

How many cows did you skin, you sick bastard!?!?!

Got throught the whole herd. None left for a gimp mask so we used plastic bags instead!

IM0

shes dying















for a burger

davet82

Aglomerado

donvito99 wrote: »

Orbiting the sun.

No, she's blocking the sun from Ireland with her massive arse.

She sleeps October to June, she will be awake soon

longshanks

She's on a planet, in a galaxy far away..
She's holding Princess Leia hostage. In a gold bikini.



Nice.

Itwasntme.

I actually saw her not too long ago. A friend and I were taking a walk in the city when he stopped, pointed at someone and said, "that's Mary Harney, the most evil blah blah blah..." so I turned around to see the face of this evil person. When I couldn't see anyone who looked evil, I asked, "Where? Where is this evil person?" And he said, "The really ugly, fat woman in the brown coat." I didn't think she was particularly ugly or as fat as he claimed. She just looked like a sad, old woman.

opinion guy

Aglomerado wrote: »

No, she's blocking the sun from Ireland with her massive arse.

That's no moon.....its a space station...

Schnitzel Muncher

Was she wearing A & F clothing?

electrobanana

We had to put her up the back field on her own away from the rest of the herd...she was feckin terrorising the sh*t outta the poor feckers.

Itwasntme.

Schnitzel Muncher wrote: »

Was she wearing A & F clothing?

Very funny.

I don't know. Maybe underneath the brown coat she was. I didn't check. I'll remember to ask her the next time I ran into her.

kneemos

She must be in the same place as Enda.

Cody Pomeray

Mary Harney is my neighbour.

I used to see her husband walking his dog from time to time.

Sadly that sort of physical activity is out of the question for Mary.

She isn't really seen in public in the area AFAIK. i always presumed they had a second house outside the city.

davet82

Cody Pomeray wrote: »

Mary Harney is my neighbour.

I used to see her husband walking his dog from time to time.

I bet she ate them

rgmmg

Cody Pomeray wrote: »

Mary Harney is my neighbour.

I used to see her husband walking his dog from time to time.

Sadly that sort of physical activity is out of the question for Mary.

She isn't really seen in public in the area AFAIK. i always presumed they had a second house outside the city.

Have the dog and Harney ever been seen in the same room?

the groutch

at home in bed, washing herself with a rag on a stick.

Seridisand

Ever seen her and Bertie in the same room? No! Why? Bham! Same person! Why two paychecks, "sure isn't he only a cute whoor".

Ihatecuddles-old

Jesus I'd hate to see what you say about me when I'm not here!

gctest50

http://www.irishtimes.com/news/harney-for-board-of-indian-firm-1.521397


Mary Harney has been appointed to the board of India’s largest biotechnology company.

She was appointed a non-executive board member of Biocon Ltd last month.

Biocon was founded by Kiran Mazumdar Shaw, said to be India’s richest woman, who has extensive Irish links.

In 2001, Ms Harney appointed Ms Mazumdar Shaw to the board of Science Foundation Ireland.

smelly moe 1

NOW THAS A HUGE B!TCH

Schnitzel Muncher

kneemos wrote: »

She must be in the same place as Enda.

I saw him last week walking on Dawson Street, near where it meets Molesworth Street.

No sign of Mary Harney, so bang goes that theory.

Schnitzel Muncher

IM0 wrote: »

shes dying

for a burger

I wouldn't say no to a burger to myself, so I wouldn't hold it against her if she is.

MadYaker

Why the fcuk would anyone care what our ex politicians are doing???

smelly moe 1

Schnitzel Muncher wrote: »

I wouldn't say no to a burger to myself, so I wouldn't hold it against her if she is.

BUT SHE WOULDN SAY NO TO TWELVE BURGERS

Schnitzel Muncher

MadYaker wrote: »

Why the fcuk would anyone care what our ex politicians are doing???

Good call. I never understood the obsession / hatred for Mary Harney.

Brian 'pigs lips' Cowan, yes. He deserves all the ill will expressed against him.

Harney, not so much.

Schnitzel Muncher

smelly moe 1 wrote: »

BUT SHE WOULDN SAY NO TO TWELVE BURGERS

Neither would I. I'd sell the ones I didn't eat, just like she probably would.

antodeco

smelly moe 1 wrote: »

NOW THAS A HUGE B!TCH

smelly moe 1 wrote: »

BUT SHE WOULDN SAY NO TO TWELVE BURGERS

LOUD NOISES!!!

kneemos

Schnitzel Muncher wrote: »

I saw him last week walking on Dawson Street, near where it meets Molesworth Street.

No sign of Mary Harney, so bang goes that theory.

It was more a figurative rathar than a literal comment but I'm glad that you saw Enda,you're obviously pleased.

Schnitzel Muncher

kneemos wrote: »

It was more a figurative rathar than a literal comment but I'm glad that you saw Enda,you're obviously pleased.

More pleased that you are that I debunked your theory.

kneemos

Schnitzel Muncher wrote: »

More pleased that you are that I debunked your theory.

It's embarrasing isn't it?

_Whimsical_

Cody Pomeray wrote: »

Sadly that sort of physical activity is out of the question for Mary.

.

Why ?
Is she ill or something?

smelly moe 1

I HEARD SHE'S MAKIN BACON ON THE BEACH

opinion guy

_Whimsical_ wrote: »

Why ?
Is she ill or something?

She probably just doesn't want to risk any injuries and ending up in a dodgy HSE hospital

cd07

I heard recently that she is a 75% owner of a local nursing home here. Mate of mine was at some swanky party he shouldnt have been at recently and she was at it slurpin away at the brandy with all the other shareholders for the place.

mickstupp

crazygeryy wrote: »

i was just wondering where the hell [she who must not be named] is?normally you'd see photos of ex politicians in the paper doing their shopping,etc etc but not a sign of our mary.i haven't seen her in the papers anyway.
anyone know?

You fool! You can't be using that name! It's like invoking the Candyman or something! Next thing she'll start a new party, probably the Frogressive Blemocrats or something, and run for office, and it'll all be your fault. WE WERE FREE!

Cody Pomeray

_Whimsical_ wrote: »

Why ?
Is she ill or something?

Sick as a dog most mornings, according to Nell McCafferty.....

Schnitzel Muncher

mickstupp wrote: »

You fool! You can't be using that name! It's like invoking the Candyman or something! Next thing she'll start a new party, probably the Frogressive Blemocrats or something, and run for office, and it'll all be your fault. WE WERE FREE!

I'd rather we had her and her Frogressive Blemocrats than some SF and looney left coalition in power.

Napper Hawkins

MARY HARNEY IS FAT AND IS ALSO A POLITICIAN AND I SAW HER SOMEWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!