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After Hours rap thread

  • 12-05-2013 12:06AM
    #1
    Clandestine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,466 ✭✭✭


    I'm bored and thought this would be a fun idea for a thread. The idea is to post your best raps about whatever you want, or to rip on others with your best lines. This should be fun right? :)
    Join in wordsmiths of boards....

    My attempt:

    "I've got the rhymes to be bringing the pain
    Here on boards I'll prove I'll reign
    My beats so sick and heavy they give you a migraine

    I'm on fire, lit with acceleration
    Your mind blown with my verbal elation
    My skills grandiose, beyond normal comprehension
    Straight out of another motherf***ing dimension"

    all i got at the moment.....I'm sure you guys can do better... right?


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Comments

  • #2
    Canis Lupus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,880 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    I'd listen to christian rock before listening to rap.


  • #3
    Martyn1989
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,561 ✭✭✭Martyn1989


    This is really gay


  • #4
    Clandestine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,466 ✭✭✭Clandestine


    You guys sound like women with all of that bitchin
    So get off the computer, and back in the kitchen


  • #5
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    This thread is whack
    The OP is on crack,
    Im not quite sure if
    Il ride a moist whore.

    Show me a Mod with a crackin' bod,
    Id pay good moneh for a bit funeh.
    This thread is ****e
    I could be here all nigh'!


  • #6
    BillyMitchel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    Yo yo check motherfocker
    Your rap is shìte
    I'm saying it late a night
    My cock is like dynamite
    I'll stick it in your bitches ass I'll explode inside
    I'll give it to your mama too because that's what real niggàs do.
    Word


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  • #7
    Funkfield
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,603 ✭✭✭Funkfield


    Thought is said rape thread.

    I am disappoint.


  • #8
    Prodigious
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,827 ✭✭✭Prodigious


    You guys just dont get it,
    It's sad and pathetic,
    You cant write,
    You're white,
    this thread's sh!te,
    So I might
    say good night.

    Good night.


  • #9
    A fella called fish
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 188 ✭✭A fella called fish


    Hahahahahaha

    GGGHHHAAAAYYYYY!


  • #10
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,626 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCLoFrMvCS4


  • #11
    666irishguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 469 ✭✭666irishguy


    Yo Rap is whack,
    Suburbanites frontin bout crack,
    I can't relate to the states,
    Fine wines and nines,
    Ho's and white lines,
    I'm from the bog,
    Turf and hogs,
    Nuttin but rap on the telly,
    Screw this mutha****ers,
    I'm goin home to listen to Luke Kelly.


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  • #12
    C.K Dexter Haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    Canis Lupus wrote: »
    I'd listen to christian rock before listening to rap.

    Grand so- we aim to please here in AH:



    When everything seems to make sense
    Your actions speak for themselves
    The judgement you pass
    fall on deaf ears
    Only god can judge our lives
    Never back down, Never compromise
    We all live by different means
    No one is the same
    Even if we don't see eye to eye
    Things still have to change
    with answers so clear
    the war we fight
    the ending is near
    in our line of sight
    until then
    I have had enough
    I cant let this stand
    this ends before it starts
    You'll only lend a hand
    to tear this world apart


  • #13
    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    Irish guys sat on their computers on a Saturday night trying to rap.

    Words fail me for how much is wrong with this.

    You know all those stereotypes about sad guys on the internet? Well, we just proved them right. Yay.


  • #14
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    orestes wrote: »
    Irish guys sat on their computers on a Saturday night trying to rap.

    Words fail me for how much is wrong with this.

    That was a weak effort man! You didn't even try to rhyme your whine :(


  • #15
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    wiggadda wiggadda whack jack.
    word.


  • #16
    C.K Dexter Haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    orestes wrote: »
    Irish guys sat on their computers on a Saturday night trying to rap.

    Words fail me for how much is wrong with this.

    You know all those stereotypes about sad guys on the internet? Well, we just proved them right. Yay.

    Would you prefer some Christian rap too? :)


  • #17
    The Barefoot Pizza Thief
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 240 ✭✭The Barefoot Pizza Thief


    Ahhh yeah, bring it, bring it, bring it .. let's battle!

    So here I am just browsing, nothing I see that's too arousing.
    After Hours is about dead, maybe I should head to bed.
    Wait, someone just posted personal abuse,
    Damn, that was obtuse
    Think you're clever with your online strutin?
    Take that! I just used the report button!
    Hope you're weren't a big AH fan,
    Cause you just got yourself banned.
    Jesus Christ is this where my life has lead?
    Home on a Saturday night **** in bed.


  • #18
    Canis Lupus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,880 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    The fact that the OP is apparently from Mayo makes this rapping even worse.


  • #19
    martic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 515 ✭✭✭martic


    Best rap ever 4.21

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raXTA6ofzvo


  • #20
    Jhcx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,776 ✭✭✭Jhcx


    Does this count

    Irish Rap?


  • #21
    MD1990
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,740 ✭✭✭✭MD1990


    yo yo..
    drops mic


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  • #22
    BUBBLE WRAP
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,186 ✭✭✭BUBBLE WRAP


    Canis Lupus wrote: »
    The fact that the OP is apparently from Mayo makes this rapping even worse.

    Yo, you diss'n the OP. They can't help that their from Mayo. Aayo, Potatoe, Tomato, Sandwhich on his mangewich. But you think your funny been from bnny land, whith yor head in the sand, your brain squeezed by a F'in rubber band.... Word.


  • #23
    Clandestine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,466 ✭✭✭Clandestine


    When it comes to making rhymes, here's your first and only tutorial
    I've been making lines since time immemorial

    Your style, your beats and jokes are all prehistoric
    It's my job to make your shaming meteoric
    It shouldn't take me long, you'll miss it if you blink
    When I've finished with all of you, you'll be ****ing extinct


  • #24
    Schnitzel Muncher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 349 ✭✭Schnitzel Muncher


    N word this, N word that...Hennessey something or other, f**k the poleese.

    Am I doing it right?


  • #25
    BUBBLE WRAP
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,186 ✭✭✭BUBBLE WRAP


    Schnitzel Muncher wrote: »
    N word this, N word that...Hennessey something or other, f**k the poleese.

    Am I doing it right?

    you're doin it as right, as da blight that killed the potateo, you eat tomatoes!?, no I don't, and I won't..


  • #26
    Schnitzel Muncher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 349 ✭✭Schnitzel Muncher


    BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »
    you're doin it as right, as da blight that killed the potateo, you eat tomatoes!?, no I don't, and I won't..

    Word to you mother.


  • #27
    BUBBLE WRAP
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,186 ✭✭✭BUBBLE WRAP


    Schnitzel Muncher wrote: »
    Word to you mother.

    I gotta a brother, who stutters that leave ya in a lump because you stink like a dump...


  • #28
    BillyMitchel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    Looks like the fake slim shady just stood up
    Now sit back the fock down
    Take a look around
    We dont want none of this crap on our screen
    We want to be looking at titties or a nice minge
    So i can stroke my cock while I'm on this coke binge
    When I'm done, get you your oul one on the phone
    So I can give her my limp bone
    When I'm done and I've cum
    I'll take her up on that motherfocking hot cross bun


  • #29
    stretchdoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 546 ✭✭✭stretchdoe


    Schnitzel Muncher wrote: »
    N word this, N word that...Hennessey something or other, f**k the poleese.

    Am I doing it right?

    Nah.
    Needs a bit of imagination.
    This type of thing is what you should be aiming for.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLCnbtEotfw


  • #30
    Glico Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,376 ✭✭✭Glico Man


    These fcuking rain clouds they keep hangin' around
    I try to pick myself up but I keep fallin' down
    I'm that guy that slipped on ice on RTE news
    Got no fame, got no money all I got was a bruise
    Now all I want to do is focus on hibernation
    Less interactions with people equals less complications
    If I try to up my worth then I fail and its all for sh1t
    I'm the smallest dog in the yard and I'm gonna get bit
    This is startin' to sound ghey so its time to stop the rhyme
    Well done AH you found a new way to waste my time


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  • #31
    Andersonisgod
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,868 ✭✭✭Andersonisgod


    Yo OP, that rhyme was whack, I couldn't wait for it to end,
    I got no wife, but you got a boyfriend!

    Sidenote: if OP is a heterosexual female or a homosexual male then this rap rather loses its edge.


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