After Hours rap thread

Clandestine

I'm bored and thought this would be a fun idea for a thread. The idea is to post your best raps about whatever you want, or to rip on others with your best lines. This should be fun right?
Join in wordsmiths of boards....

My attempt:

"I've got the rhymes to be bringing the pain
Here on boards I'll prove I'll reign
My beats so sick and heavy they give you a migraine

I'm on fire, lit with acceleration
Your mind blown with my verbal elation
My skills grandiose, beyond normal comprehension
Straight out of another motherf***ing dimension"

all i got at the moment.....I'm sure you guys can do better... right?

Canis Lupus

I'd listen to christian rock before listening to rap.

Martyn1989

This is really gay

Clandestine

You guys sound like women with all of that bitchin
So get off the computer, and back in the kitchen

Praetorian Saighdiuir

This thread is whack
The OP is on crack,
Im not quite sure if
Il ride a moist whore.

Show me a Mod with a crackin' bod,
Id pay good moneh for a bit funeh.
This thread is ****e
I could be here all nigh'!

BillyMitchel

Yo yo check motherfocker
Your rap is shìte
I'm saying it late a night
My cock is like dynamite
I'll stick it in your bitches ass I'll explode inside
I'll give it to your mama too because that's what real niggàs do.
Word

Funkfield

Thought is said rape thread.

I am disappoint.

Prodigious

You guys just dont get it,
It's sad and pathetic,
You cant write,
You're white,
this thread's sh!te,
So I might
say good night.

Good night.

A fella called fish

Hahahahahaha

GGGHHHAAAAYYYYY!

My name is URL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCLoFrMvCS4

666irishguy

Yo Rap is whack,
Suburbanites frontin bout crack,
I can't relate to the states,
Fine wines and nines,
Ho's and white lines,
I'm from the bog,
Turf and hogs,
Nuttin but rap on the telly,
Screw this mutha****ers,
I'm goin home to listen to Luke Kelly.

C.K Dexter Haven

Canis Lupus wrote: »

I'd listen to christian rock before listening to rap.

Grand so- we aim to please here in AH:



When everything seems to make sense
Your actions speak for themselves
The judgement you pass
fall on deaf ears
Only god can judge our lives
Never back down, Never compromise
We all live by different means
No one is the same
Even if we don't see eye to eye
Things still have to change
with answers so clear
the war we fight
the ending is near
in our line of sight
until then
I have had enough
I cant let this stand
this ends before it starts
You'll only lend a hand
to tear this world apart

orestes

Irish guys sat on their computers on a Saturday night trying to rap.

Words fail me for how much is wrong with this.

You know all those stereotypes about sad guys on the internet? Well, we just proved them right. Yay.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

orestes wrote: »

Irish guys sat on their computers on a Saturday night trying to rap.

Words fail me for how much is wrong with this.

That was a weak effort man! You didn't even try to rhyme your whine

efb

wiggadda wiggadda whack jack.
word.

C.K Dexter Haven

orestes wrote: »

Irish guys sat on their computers on a Saturday night trying to rap.

Words fail me for how much is wrong with this.

You know all those stereotypes about sad guys on the internet? Well, we just proved them right. Yay.

Would you prefer some Christian rap too?

The Barefoot Pizza Thief

Ahhh yeah, bring it, bring it, bring it .. let's battle!

So here I am just browsing, nothing I see that's too arousing.
After Hours is about dead, maybe I should head to bed.
Wait, someone just posted personal abuse,
Damn, that was obtuse
Think you're clever with your online strutin?
Take that! I just used the report button!
Hope you're weren't a big AH fan,
Cause you just got yourself banned.
Jesus Christ is this where my life has lead?
Home on a Saturday night **** in bed.

Canis Lupus

The fact that the OP is apparently from Mayo makes this rapping even worse.

martic

Best rap ever 4.21

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raXTA6ofzvo

Jhcx

Does this count

Irish Rap?

MD1990

yo yo..
drops mic

BUBBLE WRAP

Canis Lupus wrote: »

The fact that the OP is apparently from Mayo makes this rapping even worse.

Yo, you diss'n the OP. They can't help that their from Mayo. Aayo, Potatoe, Tomato, Sandwhich on his mangewich. But you think your funny been from bnny land, whith yor head in the sand, your brain squeezed by a F'in rubber band.... Word.

Clandestine

When it comes to making rhymes, here's your first and only tutorial
I've been making lines since time immemorial

Your style, your beats and jokes are all prehistoric
It's my job to make your shaming meteoric
It shouldn't take me long, you'll miss it if you blink
When I've finished with all of you, you'll be ****ing extinct

Schnitzel Muncher

N word this, N word that...Hennessey something or other, f**k the poleese.

Am I doing it right?

BUBBLE WRAP

Schnitzel Muncher wrote: »

N word this, N word that...Hennessey something or other, f**k the poleese.

Am I doing it right?

you're doin it as right, as da blight that killed the potateo, you eat tomatoes!?, no I don't, and I won't..

Schnitzel Muncher

BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »

you're doin it as right, as da blight that killed the potateo, you eat tomatoes!?, no I don't, and I won't..

Word to you mother.

BUBBLE WRAP

Schnitzel Muncher wrote: »

Word to you mother.

I gotta a brother, who stutters that leave ya in a lump because you stink like a dump...

BillyMitchel

Looks like the fake slim shady just stood up
Now sit back the fock down
Take a look around
We dont want none of this crap on our screen
We want to be looking at titties or a nice minge
So i can stroke my cock while I'm on this coke binge
When I'm done, get you your oul one on the phone
So I can give her my limp bone
When I'm done and I've cum
I'll take her up on that motherfocking hot cross bun

stretchdoe

Schnitzel Muncher wrote: »

N word this, N word that...Hennessey something or other, f**k the poleese.

Am I doing it right?

Nah.
Needs a bit of imagination.
This type of thing is what you should be aiming for.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLCnbtEotfw

Glico Man

These fcuking rain clouds they keep hangin' around
I try to pick myself up but I keep fallin' down
I'm that guy that slipped on ice on RTE news
Got no fame, got no money all I got was a bruise
Now all I want to do is focus on hibernation
Less interactions with people equals less complications
If I try to up my worth then I fail and its all for sh1t
I'm the smallest dog in the yard and I'm gonna get bit
This is startin' to sound ghey so its time to stop the rhyme
Well done AH you found a new way to waste my time

Andersonisgod

Yo OP, that rhyme was whack, I couldn't wait for it to end,
I got no wife, but you got a boyfriend!

Sidenote: if OP is a heterosexual female or a homosexual male then this rap rather loses its edge.

efb

Bitches and hoes hoes and bitches
Smack that
Let it rain

Podge2k7

Scooby Doo done a poo in the loo
he is a good dog
ribbit ribbit frog

Cody Pomeray

one day some rapper is going to discover that something called Amhráin ar an Sean-Nós exist.

Old Irish music was made to be remixed.

Just imagine it.

Rap nós, the next big thing, mark my words.

WilyCoyote

Yo mutha****a, gonna cop a crab bitch
She have plenty upstayes and a chacha itch
Ing all night. Getting down an dirty
In a threesome wiv yore ma
She on her knees for Private Benjamen.

Harcore hiphop - pressin on your onion
Don get it twisted - am a long time coming.
Full of zoot an doin a bugaloo breeze
Knowhumsain bitch! Get down on yo knees.

WinnyThePoo

I Like eating my ****
I Like eating my ****
I like eating my ****s
I be touching my bits!

IM0

Im picturing lee westwood when I see these