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Hobart · 08-04-2003 04:52PM

............They were being body-waxed by .........

mooman_00 · 08-04-2003 04:55PM

alfred hitchcock, who is coincedently dead making the waxing all that slower to complete, who would have known that a dead man could provide such a lucritive, if slow, service...his partner in the business was......

TheWolf · 08-04-2003 04:57PM

Fred the flasher. Together, they planned to take over...

Hobart · 08-04-2003 05:01PM

The whole idea of one vechile over taking another. It was to be called taking over the over takers. But then a noise was heard and into the room jumped....

mooman_00 · 08-04-2003 05:05PM

cemical ali in a pair of high heels and a g-string followed closely by 3 british soldiers and a pair of american soldiers, all in drag, they were out to have some.....

Hobart · 08-04-2003 05:08PM

bastrsd has just stole my AK47 said ALI. While fingering..

mooman_00 · 08-04-2003 05:12PM

the holes of a flute and wetting his lips as he was about to begin to play.....

Hobart · 08-04-2003 05:16PM

Snap with the 26 pairs of recently purchased green glove he had gotten from Pennys in down town Basara. However he was really pissed-off when the 3 brits in drag suggested ......

mooman_00 · 08-04-2003 05:20PM

that they play 'tickle me pink bits', ali being more darkskinned than the rest would be exempt due to his lackage of pink bits, this is racist he cried out to which the soldiers said....

TheWolf · 08-04-2003 05:22PM

"Call someone who cares". Ali reached for his cell phone only to find that it had morphed into a yellow carrot with wings. The carrot immediately started flapping its wings and shot out of ali's hand and through the wall. The hole the carrot had left revealed...

Space Coyote · 08-04-2003 05:49PM

the remains of two cavemen, who appeared to have died in the middle of a bizarre sexual act. One of the deceased was grasping a large bone which was shaped just like a ...

Pompey Magnus · 08-04-2003 05:58PM

...bone, which was strange due to the....

Epitaph · 08-04-2003 06:07PM

..remnants of the big giant Giant Spaceship smouldering in the rafters of the room beyond.

Hmm, Thomas The Tank Engine wondered from afar, how will this affect the Easter sales? Deciding to see what all the fuss was about, he transformed into Fire Blade Pterosaur Bling-Bling Convoy and soared high to survey the wreckage.

Swooping low to get a better look, he was suprised by the low howl of an ramjet. Looking sharply into the sun, to his terror he saw...

Pompey Magnus · 08-04-2003 06:14PM

the sun rapidly falling in on its own gravity having run out of fuel to burn as a direct result of the US-Sun galactic war to prevent a possible solar attack on the States....

TheWolf · 08-04-2003 06:15PM

...ali's flying yellow carrot, upon which was none other that Mary the she-male!!! She had sold gopehrs heroin and big issues, and made a nice bit of profit for herself. So now (s)he was one his/her/its way to...

Mossy Monk · 08-04-2003 10:18PM

Lapland for a really important conferance with

Rnger · 08-04-2003 10:21PM

... a bunch of spammers. the end.

(skip this if u want i just hate these things...)

Bounty Hunter · 08-04-2003 10:31PM

Originally posted by Mossy Monk
Lapland for a really important conferance with

Jesus, who as we all knows is laplands mayor and owner/runner of the local...

Space Coyote · 09-04-2003 12:44AM

penguin juggling team, who had qualified for the winter olympics for the first time ever. jesus was so proud of his players that he decided to make them one last feast before they ...

kaimera · 09-04-2003 12:53AM

....they were slaughtered helplessly by....

Space Coyote · 09-04-2003 01:15AM

... an angry mob of Macauley Culkin clones. Standing over the bloody mess, they laughed aloud and began to chant "We are Macauley Culkin, resistence is futile. We are here to ...

Bard · 09-04-2003 01:25AM

pleasure Michael Jackson."

In flew the lawyers. By the dozen.

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The Princess Breasts story was much better... ahhh, the memories ... *sniff*

kaimera · 09-04-2003 01:29AM

to watch and video tape

Littletinyman · 09-04-2003 02:02AM

The End.

Hobart · 09-04-2003 10:54AM

of his career as a pop-singer/carrot cruncher. Just as the camera was rolling out of nowhere reappered..........

Sposs · 09-04-2003 11:05AM

Phil Lyott smoking a joint who then casually remarked.........

Space Coyote · 09-04-2003 12:26PM

... that the boys were back in town. He handed out flyers for a gig which read ...

Carbiens · 09-04-2003 12:57PM

charity gig t0 help find Phil Lyott's grandmother, who went missing under suspicius curcumstances while looking for her long lost brother...the pope.

kaimera · 10-04-2003 12:08AM

who was caught on camera by Archbishop Desmond touching an alterboy's...

Hobart · 10-04-2003 12:22AM

Big Mac he was then heard to say you should have asked for a quarter pounder with cheese or a royale with cheese. On hearing those words the alter boy threw off his holy garmets to reveal a huge, throbbing, red, overused........

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