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simon_partridge

OK, simple rules - just continue the story from whatever point the previous person left it. I'll start...

Melanie was walking down O'Connell Street one fine summer's day, having just finished a bit of shopping, when suddenly she saw...

Okie

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Rabies

Originally posted by simon_partridge
OK, simple rules - just continue the story from whatever point the previous person left it. I'll start...

Melanie was walking down O'Connell Street one fine summer's day, having just finished a bit of shopping, when suddenly she saw...

a giant rabbit.

The Gopher

me standing out Mc Donalds with a bundle of Big Issues injecting heroin.I was bored when the high wore off and I started to undo my trousers and proceeded to beat the meat.She had never seen such a fine phallus.Its towering two inches of length made her look towards the millenium spike and think."You have nothing on that!"she roared at the spike,and as she did so I was alerted to her presence.
She was beautiful in a slutty kind of way.She was the ultimate woman.She looked like the type who would not run away screaming when I would ask her if she would mine fulfilling my fantasy by tying me up naked,attaching 300 volt electordes to my balls and beating me around the face with a sackful of bricks.As she approached and I offered her some heroin I looked in her beautiful eyes and got a hard on because I had one eye on her jugs................(continue from here)

woosaysdan

eating a carrot trying to make easter eggs with a chicken!

TheWolf

Note-I can fcuk up the story by deleting the post whenever i want (well,within 3 days)So be nice to me....

(Think I'l call that bluff )

Unfortunatly for our hero the Gopher, Mary was also a she-male. Of course, him being the niave, trusting lad he is, he didn't notice (or maybe he did...)

Just then, the POPE drove up. He turned to the Gopher and said...

woosaysdan

asta la vista baby, and with one shot bang bang.....

TomTom

that bitch is mine and ****ed if you think you are getting her. But then gopher produced his noisy cricket and took aim...

Okie

*BANG*

TheWolf

The pope laughed evilly. "You cannot defeat me" cried the Pope. "See you in hell!!!" as he jumped into the Pope mobile. "From heaven!" he cried, before speeding off and running over an old granny, who happened to be...

Okie

...the Pope's long lost, half sister/ half brother. "Jesus!" he exclaimed.....

The Gopher

....trying to rob my big issues.As she hopped onto a bus I jumped onto the back and climbed in the top deck.I carefully made my way downwards,opned the door and pushed the 84 year old woman out of the bus and onto a bloody eath on the road below.
Which was a major mistake as the woman I was actually after was about 65.I immeadiately apologised to her bereaved young grandchildren who were on the bus,jumped off,said a prayer beside the body,and went back to make sure nobody had stolen my Big Issues,my heroin and me buuurd.

bobsmith833

Later that day, the pope headed down to the local synagogue because he is, of course, JEWISH, and whilst there he happened to bump into Albert Reynolds. "Ah, top o' the morning to ye'" said Albert. "Wroclaw," replied the pontiff...

TheWolf

But it wasn't gophers day. His man-"buuurd" had indeed run off with the afore-mentioned big issues/heroin. "Oh bugger" cried gopher. But then he felt a tap on his shoulder. It was...

woosaysdan

the granny he killed back from the dead

TheWolf

"I want a word with you, sonny" she said. Meanwhile, what bobsmith833 said about the Pope was going down. (Didnt forget about ye bob:D )

Later that day, the pope headed down to the local synagogue because he is, of course, JEWISH, and whilst there he happened to bump into Albert Reynolds. "Ah, top o' the morning to ye'" said Albert. "Wroclaw," replied the pontiff...

Carbiens

And now for something completely different

hells angels

No offence Wolfie but that is one fúcked up story man..i presume that's what you were goin for when you posted this tread so well done....:D

Irish_Ranger_IR

It was all a dream, I will have to stop eating cheese before bed time, as i got up, I saw from the corner of my eye, and M4, striped down on the table, as I tryed to remember what had happened and why was this gun sitting on my table, there was a explosion, glass flying, ears echoing, one of the men jumped through the window, he started shooting at me, as he started to reload, I .................

mooman_00

took off my tee shirt and pulled my hotpants up real tight and began to sing i will survive in my most femine of voices, the bewildered men enchanted by sultry song and glistening man breasts were mine for the taking. I went to the press for a tub of bovril and a wooden spoon......

catspring

.... i opened the cupboards door only to find, horror of horrors, that i was out of bovril
"GOD DAMMMIT" i screamed as i reached for the marmite instead.
i was just opening the lid (listening carefully to make sure that the wee button popped and that the seal hadn't been tampered with before) when i heard these terrifying words
"c'mere sonny, i know the perfect way to enjoy marmite. pull down those hot pants boy!!!"
it was the dead old lady. it turned out that she could not rest til she had one last sh@g....

mooman_00

i reached out and grabbed the first thing at hand, it was an krups egg beater...i put it on zombie(max) and plunged its girating beaters in to her soft wrinkled flesh....

Sposs

she died a bloody mess so i went to the pub for a hand shandy in the jacks with a local rent boy....................

mooman_00

called jimmy who had spent three years in mountjoy for dangerous endangerment of a deadly nature, he was a tough nut to crack but he had a soft spot for me, so after our engagment i sent him to clean up my mess at the house while i cleaned up our mess in the jacks......

Space Coyote

then the door swings open infront of me. "Sarah Connor" the voice booms. It was Fatima Whitbread, the javelin thrower. What are you doing in Vegas? I asked. As she stroked her wirey beard the ground beneath began to ...

mooman_00

creak under the emense strain, "damn timber framed houses why didnt they get one of those solid insulated concrete ones" i thought to myself. To my question she replied, im here for the community games, Angus Mccanally has challanded me to a duel, will you stand by my side against this opressive foe?....

Sposs

I pondered the situation and then..............

Bard

exploded messily.

mooman_00

at the thought of being locked in battle with angus, trying to get a hold on his tense enraged body, ooh i needed new hotpants as mine were now heavily soiled. I had to refuse Fatima's offer and headed out the door......

TomTom

...only to be met by the zombie granny again, who was determined to get her last bang. So I bit the bullet and did the deed forever banning the bitch to the eternal pits of hell. On leaving the pub I bumped into, no other than....

Doodee

saddam, carrying his shopping home in tesco bags.
He had Bovril.
I said to him....

mooman_00

sadam you sexy beast cover me in bovril before i burst, its the beffy flavour it just drives me......

Sposs

Potty while i suck your totty you big smelly...........

Doodee

alan partridge flavoured....

jonno

doughnut

Bard

Surprisingly, this perturbed him and he let fly with a volley of

Doodee

kitchen wipes

Hobart

and Weapons of Mass Distruction. Suddendly out of nowhere Tariq Aziz appeared with Raggeh Omar holding his.............

TomTom

collection of sadam apperance videos..

Pompey Magnus

on jerry springer....

jonno

with all his lookalikes arguing about who looked beter on the videos. It started to get rough when

Sposs

suddenly Saddams redneck daughter springs from the crowd saying saddam treats her like crap and wont by her a new trailer cause................

Doodee

with a tranny called sun dial

TomTom

She sleped with george w bush...

mooman_00

who was at that moment in dublin in talks with the real dissident billy barry kids, whos backing was vital to the destruction of the sadam regime, as the sadam regime is and always was.....

Pompey Magnus

who afterwards paid her to...

Doodee

be terribly unfunny, but none the less they continued to bomb his homeland with apple pie and propeganda...

Hobart

written on the String of a g-string. This really offended the Women of Baghdad who quickly and quite surprisingly took off.......

mooman_00

on bareback camels to narnia where their shrowded faces would be welcomed with open arms by the lovely frog princess called........

catspring

jeremiah obediah jackenory jones

mooman_00

who looked like mo molum in a pair of neehighs and fishnet stockings out for a night on the.......