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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 933 ✭✭✭mooman_00


    sadam you sexy beast cover me in bovril before i burst, its the beffy flavour it just drives me......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,472 ✭✭✭Sposs


    Potty while i suck your totty you big smelly...........


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,436 ✭✭✭Doodee


    alan partridge flavoured....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,392 ✭✭✭jonno


    doughnut


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,311 ✭✭✭✭Bard


    Surprisingly, this perturbed him and he let fly with a volley of


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,436 ✭✭✭Doodee


    kitchen wipes


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,839 ✭✭✭Hobart


    and Weapons of Mass Distruction. Suddendly out of nowhere Tariq Aziz appeared with Raggeh Omar holding his.............


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,290 ✭✭✭TomTom


    collection of sadam apperance videos..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    on jerry springer....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,392 ✭✭✭jonno


    with all his lookalikes arguing about who looked beter on the videos. It started to get rough when


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,472 ✭✭✭Sposs


    suddenly Saddams redneck daughter springs from the crowd saying saddam treats her like crap and wont by her a new trailer cause................


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,436 ✭✭✭Doodee


    with a tranny called sun dial


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,290 ✭✭✭TomTom


    She sleped with george w bush...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 933 ✭✭✭mooman_00


    who was at that moment in dublin in talks with the real dissident billy barry kids, whos backing was vital to the destruction of the sadam regime, as the sadam regime is and always was.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    who afterwards paid her to...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,436 ✭✭✭Doodee


    be terribly unfunny, but none the less they continued to bomb his homeland with apple pie and propeganda...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,839 ✭✭✭Hobart


    written on the String of a g-string. This really offended the Women of Baghdad who quickly and quite surprisingly took off.......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 933 ✭✭✭mooman_00


    on bareback camels to narnia where their shrowded faces would be welcomed with open arms by the lovely frog princess called........


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 372 ✭✭catspring


    jeremiah obediah jackenory jones


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 933 ✭✭✭mooman_00


    who looked like mo molum in a pair of neehighs and fishnet stockings out for a night on the.......


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,472 ✭✭✭Sposs


    Game...........


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,290 ✭✭✭TomTom


    because her pimp, tony blair needed some dough for weapons, but was not going to make much from pimping Mo so he added jordan to her linup and...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 933 ✭✭✭mooman_00


    his wife cherie, who was in cohoots with.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,164 ✭✭✭Space Coyote


    Britney Spears' stunt double. Cherie was about to ask her if she wanted some speed when out of nowhere...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 933 ✭✭✭mooman_00


    came nothing and cherie was terrified, the mushi's were kicking in and her paronia levels hit the roof, she looked wildly and uncontrolably at britteny's stunt double before darting off to.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,164 ✭✭✭Space Coyote


    rearrange her underwear that were right up the crack of ...


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,290 ✭✭✭TomTom


    smile, because she is just that weird...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 933 ✭✭✭mooman_00


    meanwhile in a not too distant far off galaxy two giant giants were displeased by the current earthly affairs and hopped into their ship and began their long voyage to......


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,290 ✭✭✭TomTom


    iraq beacuse they thought that they could resolve the problem but...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 801 ✭✭✭TheWolf


    ...their local TD to complain. But the TD's were nowhere to be found because...


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