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  • #62
    Neadine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 996 ✭✭✭Neadine


    DoozerT6 wrote: »
    Swans don't crawl into your orifices while you sleep and lay their eggs though!!! ;)

    What pretty images you have put in the head before bedtime.
    Thank you, thank you sooooo much!


  • #63
    Steve O
    Closed Accounts Posts: 595 ✭✭✭Steve O


    Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »
    I like spiders, they take care of the fecking blue bottles.

    Earwigs (I think that's what they are) and woodlice, they give me the heebie jeebies.

    Exunctly.


  • #64
    DoozerT6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,594 ✭✭✭DoozerT6


    Neadine wrote: »
    What pretty images you have put in the head before bedtime.
    Thank you, thank you sooooo much!


    Yeah, I'm actually kinda giving myself the heebie jeebies here tbh! Might be time to unfollow this thread, haha!


  • #65
    BillyMitchel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    Neadine wrote: »
    There you go then, problem solved.
    Probably best if I send the entire family, wouldn't want them being lonely or homesick!

    I have trouble living with the opposite sex TBH. We'll get Doug settled and then we'll see what happens OK?!


  • #66
    Neadine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 996 ✭✭✭Neadine


    DoozerT6 wrote: »
    Yeah, I'm actually kinda giving myself the heebie jeebies here tbh! Might be time to unfollow this thread, haha!

    Tut, light weight!
    Wait till your house is invaded, you know there's never just one!
    Don't worry about the ones you can see, worry about the ones you can't see! ;)


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  • #67
    How Soon Is Now
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,277 ✭✭✭✭How Soon Is Now


    Neadine wrote: »
    Ah, so you stole my lavender thingy!!

    I remember u mentioning it in your thread last year haha. I was using lemon flash at the time hahaha. All thats in the house now is lavender :P.


  • #68
    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    Oh bollocks, now I'm terrified :(


  • #69
    Neadine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 996 ✭✭✭Neadine


    angerfist2009 wrote: »
    I remember u mentioning it in your thread last year haha. I was using lemon flash at the time hahaha. All thats in the house now is lavender :P.

    It definitely worked in my house, found a bottle of fabreeze and started spritzing it around windows and vents and there didn't seem to be any more, or I didn't see them.


  • #70
    michael999999
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,771 ✭✭✭michael999999


    Always sleep with your mouth closed.


  • #71
    Neadine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 996 ✭✭✭Neadine


    Ihatecuddles wrote: »
    Oh bollocks, now I'm terrified :(

    What is it you're terrified of?? Do tell??
    Surely not some iddy biddy spiders?!


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  • #72
    How Soon Is Now
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,277 ✭✭✭✭How Soon Is Now


    Neadine wrote: »
    It definitely worked in my house, found a bottle of fabreeze and started spritzing it around windows and vents and there didn't seem to be any more, or I didn't see them.

    Ya it was the same last year i had a couple of big ones appear and was like ok feck this its either me or them !!.

    So looked it up and appeared that alot of people where using citrus house hold sprays and other sprays that spiders seem to not be very found of.

    Well i sure as hell hope thats the case lol.


  • #73
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    Man up and throw the feckers out the window :)k


  • #74
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    michael999999 wrote: »
    Always sleep with your mouth closed.

    I'd suggest not sleeping at all.

    Just in case.....


  • #75
    Neadine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 996 ✭✭✭Neadine


    angerfist2009 wrote: »
    Ya it was the same last year i had a couple of big ones appear and was like ok feck this its either me or them !!.

    So looked it up and appeared that alot of people where using citrus house hold sprays and other sprays that spiders seem to not be very found of.

    Well i sure as hell hope thats the case lol.

    The only problem is I'm not a huge fan of the smell of lavender! :rolleyes:


  • #76
    michael999999
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,771 ✭✭✭michael999999


    Chucken wrote: »
    I'd suggest not sleeping at all.

    Just in case.....

    I always sleep withmy mouth closed since I was bitten on my tongue.


  • #77
    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    Neadine wrote: »
    What is it you're terrified of?? Do tell??
    Surely not some iddy biddy spiders?!

    I hate them so much. After I spotted one behind my head one night :( they're just so big and scary!


  • #78
    Neadine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 996 ✭✭✭Neadine


    michael999999 wrote: »
    I always sleep withmy mouth closed since I was bitten on my tongue.

    You were what now how?


  • #79
    bobin fudge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 656 ✭✭✭bobin fudge


    not bothered about spiders in the slightest, when im awake. Hate the thought of them crawling into my ears or mouth when im asleep though, or waking up and seeing dead spider all overmy face as I crushed it on the pillow

    off topic but when I was a student I had a wasp nest outside my window, id wake up in the winter months and see about 5-10 huge dying wasps just sitting on the floor beside my bed

    couldn't sleep for weeks hearing and seeing them coming in at night :eek:


  • #80
    holystungun9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    michael999999 wrote: »
    I always sleep withmy mouth closed since I was bitten on my tongue.

    Eee doo, I dot dotten on de dung dast dight in dy seep :(


  • #81
    Neadine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 996 ✭✭✭Neadine


    Ihatecuddles wrote: »
    I hate them so much. After I spotted one behind my head one night :( they're just so big and scary!

    Try waking up to find one of those massive ones on your pillow.
    Making eye contact with a huge spider, in such close proximity, causes you to wake up much faster than Mother Nature ever intended.


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  • #82
    Steve O
    Closed Accounts Posts: 595 ✭✭✭Steve O


    Neadine wrote: »
    Try waking up to find one of those massive ones on your pillow.
    Making eye contact with a huge spider, in such close proximity, causes you to wake up much faster than Mother Nature ever intended.

    Why though? They rarely bite. Most run a mile from you and the fact that you are 100000000000 times bigger kinda mitigates any fear factor.


  • #83
    michael999999
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,771 ✭✭✭michael999999


    Neadine wrote: »
    You were what now how?

    Ya, about 6 years ago. Lucky I didn't go into anafalactic shock and choke according to A+E staff. My GF spotted the spider coming out of my mouth and seen the blood.

    Have a serious phobia ever since. It was probably just a one in a million event though so I wouldn't worry.


  • #84
    Neadine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 996 ✭✭✭Neadine


    Steve O wrote: »
    Why though? They rarely bite. Most run a mile from you and the fact that you are 100000000000 times bigger kinda mitigates any fear factor.

    When I'm sharing my bed I like to be aware of it, call me fussy!!


  • #85
    Steve O
    Closed Accounts Posts: 595 ✭✭✭Steve O


    Neadine wrote: »
    When I'm sharing my bed I like to be aware of it, call me fussy!!


    You sound like fun.


  • #86
    Neadine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 996 ✭✭✭Neadine


    Steve O wrote: »
    You sound like fun.

    Oh, like you wouldn't believe!


  • #87
    Neadine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 996 ✭✭✭Neadine


    Good night people.
    Hope you all have spider-free dreams!


  • #88
    BillyMitchel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    Neadine wrote: »
    Good night people.
    Hope you all have spider-free dreams!

    Hurry and catch Doug and post him down. Few kids here for him to eat.


  • #89
    Derpington95
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 269 ✭✭Derpington95


    Spider proofing tips

    :) You're welcome.


  • #90
    Ice Storm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 938 ✭✭✭Ice Storm


    Why the fcuk did I read this entire thread right before I go to sleep?

    I knew it was going to be about spiders but I clicked on it anyway. Why do I do this to myself? :(


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  • #91
    shruikan2553
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    Derpington95 wrote: »
    Spider proofing tips

    :) You're welcome.

    This actually went through my head when I clicked that


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