Bad Baby Names...

Ruu · 02-05-2013 05:12PM

Any boards babbehs use Admin, Mod, Reg User?

mister bishi · 02-05-2013 05:14PM

heres a zinger for ya::

Thurman Murman

fussyonion · 02-05-2013 05:16PM

Sorry, but I hate most Irish names. They sound smelly.
Caoimhe, Sinead (hate that most, sounds like a snotty nose), TURLOCH, Conchobar...Conchobar?
You sound like a prickly cucumber.

mister bishi · 02-05-2013 05:17PM

fiacchra or fintan

Sacksian · 02-05-2013 05:19PM

Sh1te in a bucket.

cantdecide · 02-05-2013 05:25PM

Isis... neighbour's little boy when I lived in .... Auckland funnily enough:D

MadsL · 02-05-2013 05:29PM

Met a Californian 22 year old named STEALTH recently. I **** you not.

mister bishi · 02-05-2013 05:35PM

gods honest truth my mates da's name is TROY ME

Tzetze · 02-05-2013 06:11PM

Assumpta and Concepta.

Seems that fanatics of any description just don't see the lines they cross.

Panthro · 02-05-2013 06:22PM

SpitNme Beers

DeltaWhite · 02-05-2013 06:24PM

Tzetze wrote: »

Assumpta and Concepta.

Seems that fanatics of any description just don't see the lines they cross.

There's a woman living on my mates road called... Attracta?? Not even sure of the spelling but wtf kind of name is that!!

Catkins407 · 02-05-2013 06:42PM

martinedwards wrote: »

theres the famous La-a

pronounced La dash a of course!!

As a teacher, come the revolution and I'm made president, you will be able to call your kid whatever you want.

BUT

choose a regular name, you ONLY get regular spelling.

No Junathon, Jaq, Kathryn or any of the other "but it looks nice" crap.

SPELL IT RIGHT!

What the feck is wrong with Kathryn?

My name Catherine but no one ever pronounced the three Syllables. Just two . Cath rin. Possibly because we are all knackers and can't speak properly . I'm not sure. Anyway I had to call my daughter after my aunt who passed when she was born and her name was Catherine . I went for Kathryn so that people not pouncing the three syllables and only saying the two wouldn't bother me so much. It still really fecking annoys me with my own name. It's Cath er ine. How hard is that ye shower of blood related b@stards ?

Also I hate the name Tadhgh and would never stop punching someone with that name if I met them.

lolli · 02-05-2013 06:56PM

Cody Pomeray wrote: »

Also Seoirse (man's name). Awful name.

I called my daughter Saoirse. I also have a family member called Naoise. I love Irish names

RoutineBites · 02-05-2013 06:58PM

Zaph wrote: »

My own favourite is the guy who plays for the New York Jets, D'Brickashaw Ferguson. What sort of stupid name is that?

It gets worse than that. Try, "God Shammgod".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God_Shammgod

Wacker The Attacker · 02-05-2013 07:10PM

lolli wrote: »

I called my daughter Saoirse. I also have a family member called Naoise. I love Irish names

Thanks Fuinneog

Cody Pomeray · 02-05-2013 07:10PM

lolli wrote: »

I called my daughter Saoirse. I also have a family member called Naoise. I love Irish names

Saoirse is nowhere near as bad. Not sure why.

It's Seoirse that gets me, the male version of George. Can't stand it.

Arpa · 02-05-2013 07:15PM

Why are people with crappy names always being called in for their tea?

space_man · 02-05-2013 07:17PM

i know of a Nigerian family who called their daughter "Titsie"
probably means something profound in Lagos.

Conor Bourke · 02-05-2013 07:23PM

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

Thanks Fuinneog

Pffft, that Fuinneog. So transparent, I can see right through them :rolleyes:

lolli · 02-05-2013 07:28PM

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

Thanks Fuinneog

What??

ladypip · 02-05-2013 07:31PM

I know of a baby named Stone......jesus wept!

crockholm · 02-05-2013 07:45PM

Nice and capable Dutch girl working in O'Shea's in Eindhoven called Wendy Bax (pronounced Box)

stop animal cruelty · 02-05-2013 07:50PM

bacon n eggs wrote: »

Rhianna come in for your tea just don't sound right in an Irish accent

nor does Shakira or Beyonce...no joke :pac:

BattleCorp · 02-05-2013 07:54PM

New Zealand like their weird names. One woman called her twins Benson and Hedges.

:D:D:D:D

stefan idiot jones · 02-05-2013 08:21PM

I read a list of American baby names twenty years ago and they included...

Cigarette

Frankenstein

Rheumatism and

Nicotine.....I sh1t you not.

LordSutch · 02-05-2013 08:42PM

ladypip wrote: »

I know of a baby named Stone......

Might get confusing when she's getting weighed, How heavy? no she's not a stone is she? Oh yes she is. No she can't be a stone yet!
Well she's just over a stone, Yes I know she's a stone, but she' so small, What's her size got to do with it? that's her name - Ya what?

So what's the surname then? Wall

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Sin City · 02-05-2013 08:54PM

What about the clever names

Mr and Mrs Wall naming their son Brick

Or Mr and Mrs Street naming their kids High and Main

Then there is the likes of Frank Zappa calling his kids Dwezil and Moon Unit

Jason Lee namingn his Kid Pilotinspektor
Kal el is Nick Cages son
Kyd is David Ducovnyes kid

and Bloody Bono names his Memphis Eve

Kids shouldm be taken off these headcases before they do more damage

http://www.cracked.com/article_15765_the-20-most-bizarre-celebrity-baby-names.html

Smidge · 02-05-2013 09:12PM

Skid X wrote: »

Those crazy kiwis have some previous in mental baby names ...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2008/jul/24/familyandrelationships.newzealand

Skid X wrote: »

A few more zingers from New Zealand ..

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2008/jul/24/familyandrelationships.newzealand

LOL

I have to say that "Talula does the hula from Hawaii" and "Number 16 Bus Shelter" made me roar laughing:D

Either these parents are complete characters and would be great laugh to be around or.................

They are completely barking mad, I mean gone in the head

irish bloke · 02-05-2013 10:21PM

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

we were considering naming our son harvey norman because he was concieved on a sofa bought there

Our sons name is DFS

B0jangles · 02-05-2013 10:30PM

irish bloke wrote: »

Our sons name is DFS

We called our Des Kelly.

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