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simon_partridge · 07-04-2003 06:09PM #1

OK, simple rules - just continue the story from whatever point the previous person left it. I'll start...

Melanie was walking down O'Connell Street one fine summer's day, having just finished a bit of shopping, when suddenly she saw...

Okie · 07-04-2003 06:10PM

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Rabies · 07-04-2003 06:15PM

Originally posted by simon_partridge
OK, simple rules - just continue the story from whatever point the previous person left it. I'll start...

Melanie was walking down O'Connell Street one fine summer's day, having just finished a bit of shopping, when suddenly she saw...

a giant rabbit.

The Gopher · 07-04-2003 06:17PM

me standing out Mc Donalds with a bundle of Big Issues injecting heroin.I was bored when the high wore off and I started to undo my trousers and proceeded to beat the meat.She had never seen such a fine phallus.Its towering two inches of length made her look towards the millenium spike and think."You have nothing on that!"she roared at the spike,and as she did so I was alerted to her presence.
She was beautiful in a slutty kind of way.She was the ultimate woman.She looked like the type who would not run away screaming when I would ask her if she would mine fulfilling my fantasy by tying me up naked,attaching 300 volt electordes to my balls and beating me around the face with a sackful of bricks.As she approached and I offered her some heroin I looked in her beautiful eyes and got a hard on because I had one eye on her jugs................(continue from here)

woosaysdan · 07-04-2003 06:18PM

eating a carrot trying to make easter eggs with a chicken!

TheWolf · 07-04-2003 06:21PM

Note-I can fcuk up the story by deleting the post whenever i want (well,within 3 days)So be nice to me....

(Think I'l call that bluff

)

Unfortunatly for our hero the Gopher, Mary was also a she-male. Of course, him being the niave, trusting lad he is, he didn't notice (or maybe he did...)

Just then, the POPE drove up. He turned to the Gopher and said...

woosaysdan · 07-04-2003 06:22PM

asta la vista baby, and with one shot bang bang.....

TomTom · 07-04-2003 06:24PM

that bitch is mine and ****ed if you think you are getting her. But then gopher produced his noisy cricket and took aim...

Okie · 07-04-2003 06:26PM

*BANG*

TheWolf · 07-04-2003 06:28PM

The pope laughed evilly. "You cannot defeat me" cried the Pope. "See you in hell!!!" as he jumped into the Pope mobile. "From heaven!" he cried, before speeding off and running over an old granny, who happened to be...

Okie · 07-04-2003 06:31PM

...the Pope's long lost, half sister/ half brother. "Jesus!" he exclaimed.....

The Gopher · 07-04-2003 06:32PM

....trying to rob my big issues.As she hopped onto a bus I jumped onto the back and climbed in the top deck.I carefully made my way downwards,opned the door and pushed the 84 year old woman out of the bus and onto a bloody eath on the road below.
Which was a major mistake as the woman I was actually after was about 65.I immeadiately apologised to her bereaved young grandchildren who were on the bus,jumped off,said a prayer beside the body,and went back to make sure nobody had stolen my Big Issues,my heroin and me buuurd.

bobsmith833 · 07-04-2003 06:38PM

Later that day, the pope headed down to the local synagogue because he is, of course, JEWISH, and whilst there he happened to bump into Albert Reynolds. "Ah, top o' the morning to ye'" said Albert. "Wroclaw," replied the pontiff...

TheWolf · 07-04-2003 06:38PM

But it wasn't gophers day. His man-"buuurd" had indeed run off with the afore-mentioned big issues/heroin. "Oh bugger" cried gopher. But then he felt a tap on his shoulder. It was...

woosaysdan · 07-04-2003 06:44PM

the granny he killed back from the dead

TheWolf · 07-04-2003 06:47PM

"I want a word with you, sonny" she said. Meanwhile, what bobsmith833 said about the Pope was going down. (Didnt forget about ye bob:D )

Later that day, the pope headed down to the local synagogue because he is, of course, JEWISH, and whilst there he happened to bump into Albert Reynolds. "Ah, top o' the morning to ye'" said Albert. "Wroclaw," replied the pontiff...

Carbiens · 07-04-2003 11:30PM

And now for something completely different

hells angels · 08-04-2003 10:05AM

No offence Wolfie but that is one fúcked up story man..i presume that's what you were goin for when you posted this tread so well done....:D

Irish_Ranger_IR · 08-04-2003 10:11AM

It was all a dream, I will have to stop eating cheese before bed time, as i got up, I saw from the corner of my eye, and M4, striped down on the table, as I tryed to remember what had happened and why was this gun sitting on my table, there was a explosion, glass flying, ears echoing, one of the men jumped through the window, he started shooting at me, as he started to reload, I .................

mooman_00 · 08-04-2003 10:26AM

took off my tee shirt and pulled my hotpants up real tight and began to sing i will survive in my most femine of voices, the bewildered men enchanted by sultry song and glistening man breasts were mine for the taking. I went to the press for a tub of bovril and a wooden spoon......

catspring · 08-04-2003 10:51AM

.... i opened the cupboards door only to find, horror of horrors, that i was out of bovril
"GOD DAMMMIT" i screamed as i reached for the marmite instead.
i was just opening the lid (listening carefully to make sure that the wee button popped and that the seal hadn't been tampered with before) when i heard these terrifying words
"c'mere sonny, i know the perfect way to enjoy marmite. pull down those hot pants boy!!!"
it was the dead old lady. it turned out that she could not rest til she had one last sh@g....

mooman_00 · 08-04-2003 11:11AM

i reached out and grabbed the first thing at hand, it was an krups egg beater...i put it on zombie(max) and plunged its girating beaters in to her soft wrinkled flesh....

Sposs · 08-04-2003 11:28AM

she died a bloody mess so i went to the pub for a hand shandy in the jacks with a local rent boy....................

mooman_00 · 08-04-2003 11:32AM

called jimmy who had spent three years in mountjoy for dangerous endangerment of a deadly nature, he was a tough nut to crack but he had a soft spot for me, so after our engagment i sent him to clean up my mess at the house while i cleaned up our mess in the jacks......

Space Coyote · 08-04-2003 12:44PM

then the door swings open infront of me. "Sarah Connor" the voice booms. It was Fatima Whitbread, the javelin thrower. What are you doing in Vegas? I asked. As she stroked her wirey beard the ground beneath began to ...

mooman_00 · 08-04-2003 12:48PM

creak under the emense strain, "damn timber framed houses why didnt they get one of those solid insulated concrete ones" i thought to myself. To my question she replied, im here for the community games, Angus Mccanally has challanded me to a duel, will you stand by my side against this opressive foe?....

Sposs · 08-04-2003 01:38PM

I pondered the situation and then..............

Bard · 08-04-2003 01:54PM

exploded messily.

mooman_00 · 08-04-2003 02:18PM

at the thought of being locked in battle with angus, trying to get a hold on his tense enraged body, ooh i needed new hotpants as mine were now heavily soiled. I had to refuse Fatima's offer and headed out the door......

TomTom · 08-04-2003 02:33PM

...only to be met by the zombie granny again, who was determined to get her last bang. So I bit the bullet and did the deed forever banning the bitch to the eternal pits of hell. On leaving the pub I bumped into, no other than....

Doodee · 08-04-2003 02:37PM

saddam, carrying his shopping home in tesco bags.
He had Bovril.
I said to him....

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