Things that you do that your friends or family dont know about

Paz-CCFC wrote: »

How could you even compare disciplining a dog with a child? Not many would discipline kids with an airsoft gun, but then again, not many would discipline them with a shock collar, either.

Not many would use then with dogs either.

Dogs feel pain in the same way humans do.

KKkitty wrote: »

I feel I can't open up to anyone about it yet.

Well you started with us well done its always hard i left it for a long time i wish i had have told family soonr theres nothing wrong with it so many ppl suffer from depression councelling and opening up to ppl changed my life hope everything goes well for you take care !

PrincessPreach wrote: »

I see bread people

They are only dressed as bread so the birds will be all over them.

Wahey..if I get funnier I'll have to start charging you!

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Please tell me you have his email address? If you do, You can reserve garden sheds in Argos with it, he'll get emails telling him his garden shed is reserved and ready for collection!

I don't have his email address sad to say lol that would have been brilliant tho. Reminds me of going to work one day when I lived in the UK. Driving along minding my own business when suddenly this big huge fecking seagull flew straight into the front of my car. He was obviously a kamikaze seagull cos I was going pretty fast and he hadn't a hope. I just kept going and got to work . Got out and started picking pieces of seagull out of my headlights and bumper and so on still very much in shock. One of the bosses came out and asked what was up and noticed the flurry of white feathers stuck to the car. He was quite sympathetic and headed off quickly. I ran into my colleague who used to be with the police for years and asked him would I get I to trouble over killing the seagull. He laughed told me no I'd probably get a medal .

Made myself a cuppa and turn on pc. . Opened my email to find every one of the gits working in the company had sent me pictures of seagulls and those who couldn't find pictures of seagulls or were too lazy to look sent me pictures of pigeons . The boss had ran in breaking his hole laughing and told the whole place.
I was known from that day onwards as The Seagull Slayer . B@stards whole lot of em lol

When I was a kid we went to a Lab on a school science field trip. In a bizarre sequence of events I got bitten by a radioactive hamster. I now spend two hours a day running on a treadmill and can gnaw through plasterboard. I often wish them feckers had been experimenting on spiders.

KKkitty wrote: »

Thank you so much. The only person I could talk to is my brother but he's planning his wedding so I don't want to bother him with my problems.

I'd be more bothered you didn't tell me if I found out. That's what families are for. I've two siblings both with depression and I'd kill them if they never told me. You need to share this with someone. Is there no one you feel you can tell?

Clandestine wrote: »

A dog is not a human and cant be compared on the same terms. Sometimes pain as a form of discipline is necessary in keeping an animal in line. This bloke didn't have any other option and it got results.

Corporal punishment was once considered appropriate for children.