Things that you do that your friends or family dont know about

TeddyTedson · 21-04-2013 07:06PM

Pixie-Fairy wrote: »

Bio Oil helps reduce them.

I have it

I've actually spend a fortune on things to reduce them. Thank god for online shopping, I could never buy this stuff face to face.
The good thing is though now you'd never really see them unless you were looking for them.

Phoebas · 21-04-2013 07:07PM

Legs.Eleven wrote: »

That I've been a woman of fairly lose morals in my 20s.

But now you've changed - or so your username suggests.

wandatowell · 21-04-2013 07:07PM

I used to shoot my neighbours noisey dog with a airsoft gun as he was barking so much.

Little Alfie doesnt bark so much anymore

21-04-2013 07:13PM

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I was weirdly comforted that people were worried about me. ****ed up.

There's nothing ****ed up about being glad there are people who care about you. It's human.

21-04-2013 07:13PM

wandatowell wrote: »

I used to shoot my neighbours noisey dog with a airsoft gun as he was barking so much.

Little Alfie doesnt bark so much anymore

You should have gone straight for the owners, it's not the dogs fault if he's left outside all day.

Mark Tapley · 21-04-2013 07:14PM

wandatowell wrote: »

I used to shoot my neighbours noisey dog with a airsoft gun as he was barking so much.

Little Alfie doesnt bark so much anymore

You horrible git

herisson · 21-04-2013 07:14PM

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I have it
I've actually spend a fortune on things to reduce them. Thank god for online shopping, I could never buy this stuff face to face.
The good thing is though now you'd never really see them unless you were looking for them.

Mine are the same!

Actually you know what works better? The euro shops do their own version of it, its a small bottle for €2 or something but its the same thing only it is better.

Praetorian Saighdiuir · 21-04-2013 07:15PM

wandatowell wrote: »

I used to shoot my neighbours noisey dog with a airsoft gun as he was barking so much.

Little Alfie doesnt bark so much anymore

That's ruff!

You should be ashamed of yerself.

Chop Chop · 21-04-2013 07:18PM

Mandzhalas wrote: »

i **** every single day,when wife not around.

Oh yeah, the Minuite she's out the door with the kids, I'm bating the banger..

mattjack · 21-04-2013 07:19PM

somefeen wrote: »

I shoot birds at the airport

Oh I do that too , Ryan Air cabin crew are the best fun to shoot at.

wandatowell · 21-04-2013 07:22PM

Mark Tapley wrote: »

You horrible git

Last resort, neighbour wouldnt be reasoned with.

Dont see why I should have to listen to a dog barking ALL day while Im after doing a 24hr shift.

Bang bang every time

e_e · 21-04-2013 07:23PM

I used to take sips from the vinegar bottle when I was a kid and nobody else was around.

Gwena · 21-04-2013 07:24PM

Have sex with my ex

Chop Chop · 21-04-2013 07:28PM

Gwena wrote: »

Have sex with my ex

It's only dirty if you are in a relationship.

Gwena · 21-04-2013 07:30PM

Chop Chop wrote: »

It's only dirty if you are in a relationship.

Nope

Corvo · 21-04-2013 07:36PM

I recite the starting line-ups of clubs in the Premier League in my head while having sex to delay the inevitable climaxing.

Never made it outside the Top 4

ProudDUB · 21-04-2013 07:38PM

Catkins407 wrote: »

1) I watch sky arts a lot . Maybe not Andre Rieu but most of the other stuff especially when they have classical music or operatic stuff on. I would never live that down if anyone found out.

You do realize that millions of other people all across the world, like that stuff too ya know? It's not like you are jacking off and clubbing baby seals to death while listening to La Traviata. ( Well, maybe you are, but that probably a whole other thread. :P ) There is no shame in looking for entertainment in places other than Coronation St or Tallafornia. If your friends judge you for that, then you need new friends imo !

I watch You Tube snippets of The West Wing at 2 in the morning sometimes. There aren't many problems in life that Toby Ziegler or Mrs Landingham can't come up with a few well chosen words of wisdom for.

KKkitty · 21-04-2013 07:46PM

I suffer bouts of mild depression. I don't want to worry family or friends with it.

21-04-2013 07:49PM

KKkitty wrote: »

I suffer bouts of mild depression. I don't want to worry family or friends with it.

They probably worry anyway when they see you down. You should tell them and let them help, you'll all probably feel better for it.:)

Jezek · 21-04-2013 07:50PM

wandatowell wrote: »

Last resort, neighbour wouldnt be reasoned with.

Dont see why I should have to listen to a dog barking ALL day while Im after doing a 24hr shift.

Bang bang every time

The other posts in this thread are fun/funny to read. This is just revolting.

Mike Litoris · 21-04-2013 07:53PM

Catkins407 wrote: »

2) I like to torment my neighbour who is not very nice by posting him hundreds of pictures of garden sheds with no note or anything. Just the pictures. I hear him talking about them to other neighbours and its doing his head in that he can't figure out why he is getting them or who us sending them lol shhhh don't tell him I want to get another month out of it at least lol

Thats gotta be the funniest thing I've ever read here. LMFAO:D

KKkitty · 21-04-2013 07:59PM

Candie wrote: »

They probably worry anyway when they see you down. You should tell them and let them help, you'll all probably feel better for it.:)

I feel I can't open up to anyone about it yet.

Clandestine · 21-04-2013 08:02PM

Jezek wrote: »

The other posts in this thread are fun/funny to read. This is just revolting.

No it isn't. Sometimes an animal needs to be disciplined properly, I would have done the same.

Rezident · 21-04-2013 08:36PM

I throw water balloons out the apartment window at noisy people. I have a water balloon blown up and full of water, ready and waiting at all times. My girlfriend found it and thought it was an imitation breast. My friends and family (apart from my girlfriend) also probably do not know that I'm - I wouldn't use the word 'obsessed' but my girlfriend uses the word 'obsessed' - with breasts. I'm just a big fan of them.

Ihatecuddles-old · 21-04-2013 09:02PM

Catkins407 wrote: »

2) I like to torment my neighbour who is not very nice by posting him hundreds of pictures of garden sheds with no note or anything. Just the pictures. I hear him talking about them to other neighbours and its doing his head in that he can't figure out why he is getting them or who us sending them lol shhhh don't tell him I want to get another month out of it at least lol

Please tell me you have his email address? If you do, You can reserve garden sheds in Argos with it, he'll get emails telling him his garden shed is reserved and ready for collection!

Mariasofia · 21-04-2013 09:40PM

They have no idea what I get up to in the sack ...... and rightly so I might add

Miss Lockhart · 21-04-2013 09:44PM

Clandestine wrote: »

No it isn't. Sometimes an animal needs to be disciplined properly, I would have done the same.

There is something wrong with you if you think shooting with a pellet gun is appropriate discipline for a dog.

Ihatecuddles-old · 21-04-2013 09:45PM

Mariasofia wrote: »

They have no idea what I get up to in the sack ...... and rightly so I might add

Most of mine do...thought I'd freak them out one day

shopaholic01 · 21-04-2013 09:46PM

Clandestine wrote: »

No it isn't. Sometimes an animal needs to be disciplined properly, I would have done the same.

Children sometimes need to be disciplined too. Would you recommend the same method?

Chop Chop · 21-04-2013 09:49PM

Miss Lockhart wrote: »

There is something wrong with you if you think shooting with a pellet gun is appropriate discipline for a dog.

I agree with this man.....it gets it to shut up right???

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