Making Money in School

Jimmy Iovine · 14-04-2013 01:19AM

Seachmall wrote: »

If you can't find out on your own while being connected to the internet you're probably not sharp enough to do it and certainly not sharp enough to get away with it.

Superb post.

1shot16 · 14-04-2013 01:24AM

I could get the iconnect card put down that im 18 and buy fags for ppl and charge dem a euro!

Lenin Skynard · 14-04-2013 01:26AM

1shot16 wrote: »

I could get the iconnect card put down that im 18 and buy fags for ppl and charge dem a euro!

You're certainly no Delboy Trotter. If your friends want cigarettes then go to Moore Street or somewhere and buy a few cartons for €50 each. Sell them off to your friends for a tenner a packet and tell them you are making a 10% profit when in reality you are making a 100% profit. You won't need ID to buy black market cigarettes either.

Seachmall · 14-04-2013 01:27AM

1shot16 wrote: »

I could get the iconnect card put down that im 18 and buy fags for ppl and charge dem a euro!

iConnect card won't be accepted anywhere, or at least it shouldn't be.

1shot16 · 14-04-2013 01:31AM

Lenin Skynard wrote: »

You're certainly no Delboy Trotter. If your friends want cigarettes then go to Moore Street or somewhere and buy a few cartons for €50 each. Sell them off to your friends for a tenner a packet and tell them you are making a 10% profit when in reality you are making a 100% profit. You won't need ID to buy black market cigarettes either.

I got a few cartons in abu abhai for 15 euro a carton and sold dem all and made 200% profit.Black market are crap no one will buy them

1shot16 · 14-04-2013 01:35AM

Seachmall wrote: »

iConnect card won't be accepted anywhere, or at least it shouldn't be.

It is a form of Id 0.41 of the youtube video.I need a photocopy of my passport/birth cert so ill stick a 8 infront of the 6 so when i photocopy it will look legit... send it in theres the id got im 18

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFTblh7RoEQ

1shot16 · 14-04-2013 01:37AM

Seachmall wrote: »

iConnect card won't be accepted anywhere, or at least it shouldn't be.

It is a form of Id 0.41 of the youtube video.I need a photocopy of my passport/birth cert so ill stick a 4 infront of the 6 so when i photocopy it will look like 1994 makin me 18 legit... send it in theres the id got im 18

!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFTblh7RoEQ

Lenin Skynard · 14-04-2013 01:37AM

1shot16 wrote: »

I got a few cartons in abu abhai for 15 euro a carton and sold dem all and made 200% profit.Black market are crap no one will buy them

But you made 200% profit!

Anyways I shouldn't be encouraging a youngster to break the law. You're only looking for €20 a week, wash four cars.

Pinewoo · 14-04-2013 01:39AM

1shot16 wrote: »

I got a few cartons in abu abhai for 15 euro a carton and sold dem all and made 200% profit.Black market are crap no one will buy them

You sold them for 45 euro a box, less than half the retail price here? What are they teaching kids these days in business class, it doesn't matter what you paid for something / what matters is what people will pay you.

simon0brien · 14-04-2013 01:39AM

The responding posts illustrate how terribly sad ppl on this websire are :P

Seachmall · 14-04-2013 01:40AM

1shot16 wrote: »

It is a form of Id 0.41 of the youtube video.I need a photocopy of my passport/birth cert so ill stick a 4 infront of the 6 so when i photocopy it will look like 1994 makin me 18 legit... send it in theres the id got im 18 !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFTblh7RoEQ

Only Passports, Garda Age Cards and Driving Licenses are accepted when buying alcohol or cigarettes.

Best bet is to wait until you grow up before commiting crimes. At least then you can be tried as an adult.

1shot16 · 14-04-2013 01:42AM

Seachmall wrote: »

Only Passports, Garda Age Cards and Driving Licenses are accepted when buying alcohol or cigarettes.

Not all employees know that do they?

1shot16 · 14-04-2013 01:43AM

Pinewoo wrote: »

You sold them for 45 euro a box, less than half the retail price here? What are they teaching kids these days in business class, it doesn't matter what you paid for something / what matters is what people will pay you.

They were my friends i wasnt gona be scabby and charge dem full price i was making 4.50 a box like!

Seachmall · 14-04-2013 01:43AM

1shot16 wrote: »

Not all employees know that do they?

The giant poster that sits on the fag dispenser behind the till tells them.

Lenin Skynard · 14-04-2013 01:46AM

Seachmall wrote: »

The giant poster that sits on the fag dispenser behind the till tells them.

"The fag dispenser" sounds like some kind of horrible homophobic superhero from Alabama :pac:

1shot16 · 14-04-2013 01:46AM

Seachmall wrote: »

The giant poster that sits on the fag dispenser behind the till tells them.

Bol**x ah well id say they will accept it like a gun license official document dont think they will be too fussy

Pinewoo · 14-04-2013 01:51AM

Seachmall wrote: »

Only Passports, Garda Age Cards and Driving Licenses are accepted when buying alcohol or cigarettes.

Best bet is to wait until you grow up before commiting crimes. At least then you can be tried as an adult.

Agreed, OP you need to go down the alternative route and invest in a fake moustache with glasses. Not just the cheap joke shop ones, I'm talking the real deal here. Like this one http://3.s3.envato.com/files/6206460/Disguise%202011%202p.jpg

Work on a fake accent too, reminisce with the shop keeper about Dublin in the 1960's, make reference to things like Nelsons pillar, buy a copy of "Irelands own" with your cigarettes

simon0brien · 14-04-2013 01:53AM

Lenin Skynard wrote: »

"The fag dispenser" sounds like some kind of horrible homophobic superhero from Alabama :pac:

Cliché after cliché

Jimbobjoeyman · 14-04-2013 01:54AM

Fags, fake id and alcohol
Always a demand for them in schools.
All reasonably easy to do with very little effort.

The thing is not getting caught especially with the ID's

Lenin Skynard · 14-04-2013 01:58AM

simon0brien wrote: »

Cliché after cliché

It was a lighthearted attempt at humour. Get the stick out of your arse.

shane9689 · 14-04-2013 01:58AM

first off, if you ever do get caught, this thread will be a nightmare for you when evidence hits the fan. ( i know i've seen others and personally got caught in sticky situations like this before when i was a stupid teenager)... make sure there's no connection between this thread and you personally

also, your mixing personal with business, no time for friendship, if you don't tell anyone then they wont know they're being overcharged.
HUGE money in fake ids also huge risks, some Garda really don't take too kindly to it (you have been warned!).

if you want to make legitimate money, then organise socials/clubbing events, whatever you kids call em these days. It costs money to setup but the successful pay off is between 1-2 grand an event.

also just organise everything in general, be business minded...constantly run, gaming, football, gambling, races and party events...any event you can get your hands on, organise it, even if the pay off is poor, youll build a reputation for yourself and soon youll be running the show around school...never personaly did it, but i knew guys who did (they came from business familys) and they made big money all the time

The_Gatsby · 14-04-2013 02:00AM

Now listen here old sport! Some fine advice has been given to you on this here thread. I suggest you take a trip into the city and buy some of those black market cigarettes and sell them to your chums. But be careful, don't let slip that they're not up to par! Whether they can tell the difference or not is a trivial matter; when I was a lad, we knew **** all about cigarettes!

14-04-2013 02:01AM

1shot16 wrote: »

Bol**x ah well id say they will accept it like a gun license official document dont think they will be too fussy

Won't get **** in a newsagents with a gun license since they don't have a picture.

1shot16 · 14-04-2013 02:02AM

No fake id's calm down im trying to stay the right side of the law..no fags eithier...im not getting caugh selling fags...

RUSTEDCORE · 14-04-2013 02:03AM

VODKA!
Da Svidaniya

Jimbobjoeyman · 14-04-2013 02:07AM

1shot16 wrote: »

No fake id's calm down im trying to stay the right side of the law..no fags eithier...im not getting caugh selling fags...

Any good with electronics so ?
I made a nice bit of money fixing xbox's.
Alot of potential start up costs in electronics though depending on what you do.
Soldering station, rework station etc.
And you actually need to know what your doing.

Aside from the obvious fags drink and fake id's there's very little money to be made in a school without some real creativity.
**edit - I have a friend who fixes hurleys 8 euro a pop - could be an earner depending on what sports are played in your school**

1shot16 · 14-04-2013 02:12AM

I made 10 euro off food last week thing is i need 10 euro more each week!Not good with electronic's tbh

Pinewoo · 14-04-2013 02:19AM

1shot16 wrote: »

I made 10 euro off food last week thing is i need 10 euro more each week!Not good with electronic's tbh

Doctors and GPs are quite expensive these days averaging €55 a visit, offer professional medical services for €10 a visit. Raid your parents medicine press to also supply medication. Keep some sort of record of your patients conditions and any medication you prescribe them though..

shane9689 · 14-04-2013 02:20AM

sell food alright....but lace it in cocaine and methamphetamines

harry Bailey esq · 14-04-2013 02:27AM

Truncheon Rouge wrote: »

Betting ring ... you can be the dude with the pencil and pad who shouts shi.t like 'i got 10 on the white guy'. (rabble rabble)

we call it running numbers on the street homely.

shooting dice.

football betting,correct scores.run a balanced book,pay out immediately and keep the juice.eg,if ten guys are betting on a correct score each with a 5euro stake you pay out 40 euros.the ten euros is the 'juice' if two guys or three guys have correct score you divide the 40euro accordingly,you still keep the €10 juice.if nobody is on the correct score you keep the lot.

Making Money in School

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