Making Money in School

1shot16

I go to a boarding school and need to make 10-20 profit every week for the next few weeks any1 got any bright idea's selling food isnt bad but that just isnt enough (unless i get it for dirty cheap and sell it for 1 or 2 euro) all ideas welcome

Herb Powell

Slab of Coke cans, €9.99

Sell cans at €1 a pop

Profit should be €14

It works.

Lenin Skynard

Sell drugs.

o1s1n

Buy a box of floppy disks.

Fill them with porn.

Sell them to your friends who have computers but no internet connection.

That's what we did anyway.

ilovesleep

You could sell some dirty knickers.

1shot16

No one sells porn to eachother its like movies/games u just share them...coke cans i dont think id sell 24 cans in 5 days....any food thats cheap that i can sell coz food flies out the door

Mint Sauce

What ever happened to nicking the other kids lunch money.

humbert

Give tutorials in spelling and grammar.

keelanj69

Give them all blowjobs.

Ruu

Big fella are you? If so, offer protection services.

LETHAL LADY

There is probably a way to make money from soggy biscuit.

Amirani

Do grinds for kids in younger years.

TheBody

o1s1n wrote: »

Buy a box of floppy disks.

Fill them with porn.

Sell them to your friends who have computers but no internet connection.

That's what we did anyway.

You could also sell the time machine to go back and use them

TheBody

Hand shandies behind the bikeshed op!

WayneMolloy

1shot16 wrote: »

.coke cans i dont think id sell 24 cans in 5 days....any food thats cheap that i can sell coz food flies out the door

You eat with your fellow boarders, right? Lace the soups, stews and stuff like that with salt.

Now dont kill the f*ckers, a few large spoonfuls will do the trick.

Turn up the heating during indoor football and the like. Again, we dont want anyone collapsing here, just up the temperature a notch or two.

Cans sold.

cherryghost

Blackmail the priests

Fr_Dougal

cherryghost wrote: »

Blackmail the priests

:mad:

NuckingFacker

Buy wholesale bars like twix etc. Sell them....Realise there's no money in selling legit stuff. Buy cigarettes. Sell them for €1 each. Realise there's money in drugs. Begin smuggling in stuff hidden up your bum. Get rich, get busted, write a book. Sorted. Your life is now mapped out. Go forth and multiply.

biko

Do my homework for a fiver?

pragmatic1

Ask your auld ones. If they have enough to send you to private school, it shouldn't be a problem.

Truncheon Rouge

Betting ring ... you can be the dude with the pencil and pad who shouts shi.t like 'i got 10 on the white guy'. (rabble rabble)

we call it running numbers on the street homely.

shooting dice.

man of the trees!

Are you a betting man?

If not, become one.

Make silly bets with lads like, I bet you a fiver we're gettin curry for dinner. And if you win happy days. Try and cheat. Find out whats on the menu early then let on your only guessing to your pals.

event

on the last two posts, become a bookie.

PizzamanIRL

1shot16 wrote: »

I go to a boarding school and need to make 10-20 profit every week for the next few weeks any1 got any bright idea's selling food isnt bad but that just isnt enough (unless i get it for dirty cheap and sell it for 1 or 2 euro) all ideas welcome

I'll give you a loan of 100e.

ArnoldJRimmer

Back in the day, my main source of income was fake ID's and forging bus tickets. Not sure what the demand is like for either these days

1shot16

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

I'll give you a loan of 100e.

How about you give it to me for free haha :P

Wouldnt be able to pay you back so cant just being honest here

COYVB

I made a fortune in school on the late 90s making fake ids And selling burnt cds. Simpler times...

DEFTLEFTHAND

Have you ever heard of the numbers racket? Set up a weekly lottery in the school, alternatively you could run card games, it's very simple to tweak the results of such activities. Loan Sharking is another endeavour you could pursue, befriend guys in your year who can use their fists, because it's a easy way to make big returns.

EazyD

Organise small poker get togethers with friends, small buy in's of €1-€5, get good and it'd be handy money

1shot16

COYVB wrote: »

I made a fortune in school on the late 90s making fake ids

Perfect coz lads need me ta buy fags...how do ya make em?

Seachmall

1shot16 wrote: »

Perfect coz lads need me ta buy fags...how do ya make em?

If you can't find out on your own while being connected to the internet you're probably not sharp enough to do it and certainly not sharp enough to get away with it.

Jimmy Iovine

Seachmall wrote: »

If you can't find out on your own while being connected to the internet you're probably not sharp enough to do it and certainly not sharp enough to get away with it.

Superb post.

1shot16

I could get the iconnect card put down that im 18 and buy fags for ppl and charge dem a euro!

Lenin Skynard

1shot16 wrote: »

I could get the iconnect card put down that im 18 and buy fags for ppl and charge dem a euro!

You're certainly no Delboy Trotter. If your friends want cigarettes then go to Moore Street or somewhere and buy a few cartons for €50 each. Sell them off to your friends for a tenner a packet and tell them you are making a 10% profit when in reality you are making a 100% profit. You won't need ID to buy black market cigarettes either.

Seachmall

1shot16 wrote: »

I could get the iconnect card put down that im 18 and buy fags for ppl and charge dem a euro!

iConnect card won't be accepted anywhere, or at least it shouldn't be.

1shot16

Lenin Skynard wrote: »

You're certainly no Delboy Trotter. If your friends want cigarettes then go to Moore Street or somewhere and buy a few cartons for €50 each. Sell them off to your friends for a tenner a packet and tell them you are making a 10% profit when in reality you are making a 100% profit. You won't need ID to buy black market cigarettes either.

I got a few cartons in abu abhai for 15 euro a carton and sold dem all and made 200% profit.Black market are crap no one will buy them

1shot16

Seachmall wrote: »

iConnect card won't be accepted anywhere, or at least it shouldn't be.

It is a form of Id 0.41 of the youtube video.I need a photocopy of my passport/birth cert so ill stick a 8 infront of the 6 so when i photocopy it will look legit... send it in theres the id got im 18 !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFTblh7RoEQ

1shot16

Seachmall wrote: »

iConnect card won't be accepted anywhere, or at least it shouldn't be.

It is a form of Id 0.41 of the youtube video.I need a photocopy of my passport/birth cert so ill stick a 4 infront of the 6 so when i photocopy it will look like 1994 makin me 18 legit... send it in theres the id got im 18 !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFTblh7RoEQ

Lenin Skynard

1shot16 wrote: »

I got a few cartons in abu abhai for 15 euro a carton and sold dem all and made 200% profit.Black market are crap no one will buy them

But you made 200% profit!

Anyways I shouldn't be encouraging a youngster to break the law. You're only looking for €20 a week, wash four cars.

Pinewoo

1shot16 wrote: »

I got a few cartons in abu abhai for 15 euro a carton and sold dem all and made 200% profit.Black market are crap no one will buy them

You sold them for 45 euro a box, less than half the retail price here? What are they teaching kids these days in business class, it doesn't matter what you paid for something / what matters is what people will pay you.

simon0brien

The responding posts illustrate how terribly sad ppl on this websire are :P

Seachmall

1shot16 wrote: »

It is a form of Id 0.41 of the youtube video.I need a photocopy of my passport/birth cert so ill stick a 4 infront of the 6 so when i photocopy it will look like 1994 makin me 18 legit... send it in theres the id got im 18 !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFTblh7RoEQ

Only Passports, Garda Age Cards and Driving Licenses are accepted when buying alcohol or cigarettes.

Best bet is to wait until you grow up before commiting crimes. At least then you can be tried as an adult.

1shot16

Seachmall wrote: »

Only Passports, Garda Age Cards and Driving Licenses are accepted when buying alcohol or cigarettes.

Not all employees know that do they?

1shot16

Pinewoo wrote: »

You sold them for 45 euro a box, less than half the retail price here? What are they teaching kids these days in business class, it doesn't matter what you paid for something / what matters is what people will pay you.

They were my friends i wasnt gona be scabby and charge dem full price i was making 4.50 a box like!

Seachmall

1shot16 wrote: »

Not all employees know that do they?

The giant poster that sits on the fag dispenser behind the till tells them.

Lenin Skynard

Seachmall wrote: »

The giant poster that sits on the fag dispenser behind the till tells them.

"The fag dispenser" sounds like some kind of horrible homophobic superhero from Alabama :pac:

1shot16

Seachmall wrote: »

The giant poster that sits on the fag dispenser behind the till tells them.

Bol**x ah well id say they will accept it like a gun license official document dont think they will be too fussy

Pinewoo

Seachmall wrote: »

Only Passports, Garda Age Cards and Driving Licenses are accepted when buying alcohol or cigarettes.

Best bet is to wait until you grow up before commiting crimes. At least then you can be tried as an adult.

Agreed, OP you need to go down the alternative route and invest in a fake moustache with glasses. Not just the cheap joke shop ones, I'm talking the real deal here. Like this one http://3.s3.envato.com/files/6206460/Disguise%202011%202p.jpg

Work on a fake accent too, reminisce with the shop keeper about Dublin in the 1960's, make reference to things like Nelsons pillar, buy a copy of "Irelands own" with your cigarettes

simon0brien

Lenin Skynard wrote: »

"The fag dispenser" sounds like some kind of horrible homophobic superhero from Alabama :pac:

Cliché after cliché

Jimbobjoeyman

Fags, fake id and alcohol
Always a demand for them in schools.
All reasonably easy to do with very little effort.

The thing is not getting caught especially with the ID's

Lenin Skynard

simon0brien wrote: »

Cliché after cliché

It was a lighthearted attempt at humour. Get the stick out of your arse.