Where is Phil Hogan?

snubbleste · 05-04-2013 11:53AM #1

Phil Hogan has disappeared. Help find Phil Hogan.
Elected by the good burghers of Carlow-Kilkenny and appointed as Minister for Environment, Community and Local Government in 2011, this man has not been seen in public for quite some time.
Last seen delivering bulging letters to rural homesteads in south-central Carlow.

ToddyDoody · 05-04-2013 11:57AM

Last I saw him he was raiding the expense account, though the source is very unreliable (the daily fail)

sfwcork · 05-04-2013 12:00PM

i have a guy working with me named phil hogan

is it him your looking for? I can aske him to log on!

beertons · 05-04-2013 12:01PM

He's playing in the world hide & seek championship.

baalthor · 05-04-2013 12:01PM

The Google ad that appeared on this thread is for a pre-marriage course ...

Does Google know something ?

VinLieger · 05-04-2013 12:02PM

Did he ever come back from Dubai?

1ZRed · 05-04-2013 12:04PM

Got eaten by a bog hole

Banjo String · 05-04-2013 12:05PM

Helping traveller families obtain local authority housing.

shopaholic01 · 05-04-2013 12:09PM

Apparently, he's busy calling journalists 'knackers'.
http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/you-knackers-well-put-manners-on-you-phil-hogans-threat-to-our-journalists-29105543.html

gobnaitolunacy · 05-04-2013 12:10PM

Abducted and kept captive in a shipping container?

Dyr · 05-04-2013 12:12PM

Probably knocking around brussels looking for a nice apartment

SEPT 23 1989 · 05-04-2013 12:13PM

He was throwing his weight around and threatening all sorts on the News at One yesterday

NapoleonInRags · 05-04-2013 12:14PM

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Apparently, he's busy calling journalists 'knackers'.
http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/you-knackers-well-put-manners-on-you-phil-hogans-threat-to-our-journalists-29105543.html

In relation to the Sunday Indo it's hard to disagree with him there...

05-04-2013 12:18PM

I'd be more interested in knowing what happened to Paul Hogan. He was great.

Dyr · 05-04-2013 12:20PM

NapoleonInRags wrote: »

In relation to the Sunday Indo it's hard to disagree with him there...

Just imagine if people like Sneaky Phil were put off getting into politics because the press might publish a picture of them with their noses nuzzled right up into the trough.

Where would we be?

hyperborean · 05-04-2013 12:27PM

The last time I seen him was on the paper getting close and sticky with some young one half his age, fair play

ToddyDoody · 05-04-2013 12:30PM

hyperborean wrote: »

The last time I seen him was on the paper getting close and sticky with some young one half his age, fair play

He was wearing her knickers I believe

hooradiation · 05-04-2013 12:31PM

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Apparently, he's busy calling journalists 'knackers'.
http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/you-knackers-well-put-manners-on-you-phil-hogans-threat-to-our-journalists-29105543.html

A slight on the terrible people of the travelling community that won't soon be forgotten.
I mean they may be gate selling, tarmac laying, horse thieving pikeys, but comparing them to journalists?

That's too far.

VinLieger · 05-04-2013 12:33PM

hooradiation wrote: »

A slight on the terrible people of the travelling community that won't soon be forgotten.
I mean they may be gate selling, tarmac laying, horse thieving pikeys, but comparing them to journalists?

That's too far.

And not just ordinary journalists, sunday independent jounalists

conorhal · 05-04-2013 12:38PM

He's taken some time off the perform his one man show version of the Wizard of Oz in the Gaiety, from tomorrow you can book tickets to see Phil as he quests for a a brain, a heart and some courage.....

BillyMitchel · 05-04-2013 12:41PM

He's gone to wrestlemania at the tax payers expense so Brock Lesner is going to F5 him.

StewartGriffin · 05-04-2013 12:43PM

Wasn't he on The last Word with Matt Cooper only yesterday?

HondaSami · 05-04-2013 12:44PM

He is relaxing in his penthouse in Portugal. the one he refused to pay the service charge for.

Phoebas · 05-04-2013 12:54PM

snubbleste wrote: »

Phil Hogan has disappeared. Help find Phil Hogan.
Elected by the good burghers of Carlow-Kilkenny and appointed as Minister for Environment, Community and Local Government in 2011, this man has not been seen in public for quite some time.
Last seen delivering bulging letters to rural homesteads in south-central Carlow.

He was on RTE radio a couple of days ago talking about water charges. Parts of that interview were picked up by various media yesterday.

http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/phil-hogan-no-uturn-on-ghost-estate-homeowners-paying-property-tax-29174571.html
http://www.irishtimes.com/news/environment/water-charges-still-on-track-to-be-introduced-next-january-1.1349478
http://www.newstalk.ie/Environment-Minister-confirms-water-charges-will-be-introduced-next-year

Bits_n_Bobs · 05-04-2013 12:59PM

I heard he is infiltrating peoples cisterns in a ninja-suit.

The Th!ng · 05-04-2013 01:45PM

Maybe he has drowned and is now floating, face down, in a septic tank somewhere.

anncoates · 05-04-2013 01:50PM

Ask in the appropriate Mullah forum.

Plazaman · 05-04-2013 02:00PM

Where indeed? And what ever happened to Linda Kozlowski? She was gorgeous in that movie although time has not being kind to her. Still.

Phoebas · 05-04-2013 02:09PM

Plazaman wrote: »

Where indeed? And what ever happened to Linda Kozlowski? She was gorgeous in that movie although time has not being kind to her. Still.

She's looking pretty good for 55 - she's actually two years older than Phil Hogan!!!

hooradiation · 05-04-2013 02:12PM

BillyMitchel wrote: »

He's gone to wrestlemania at the tax payers expense so Brock Lesner is going to F5 him.

He's going to refresh him?

davet82 · 05-04-2013 02:16PM

really disappointed, thought this was gonna be a wheres wally type thing

Where is Phil Hogan?

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