How do you get to Hell ?

uch · 29-03-2013 02:09AM #1

I'm drinking Beer and eating a rasher sambo with my left hand, so as popular religions go (Christian, Muslim & Jewish) I'm goin to Hell

long range shooter · 29-03-2013 02:10AM

uch wrote: »

I'm drinking Beer and eating a rasher sambo with my left hand, so as popular religions go (Christian, Muslim & Jewish) I'm goin to Hell

Maybe You should stop drinking beer for starters;)

December2012 · 29-03-2013 02:11AM

Practice!

Sarky · 29-03-2013 02:11AM

You buy a copy of the Irish Times and go straight to the John Waters column.

Madam_X · 29-03-2013 02:13AM

Maaaaan... I thought this year, in light of threads done and closed already, and warnings by mods, that there might be a bit of self awareness this year and NOT a plethora of "I'm such a rebel that I'm boozing and eating meat on Good Friday" threads... but there are... and the day won't even kick off for several hours...

blaze1 · 29-03-2013 02:18AM

peado priest, lenient garda, corrupt judge, TD, manager in a call centre,

The possibilities are there you just have to grasp them. Mere bacon eating will no longer do it.

Ihatecuddles-old · 29-03-2013 02:18AM

Bum sex.

uch · 29-03-2013 02:20AM

Madam_X wrote: »

Maaaaan... I thought this year, in light of threads done and closed already, and warnings by mods, that there might be a bit of self awareness this year and NOT a plethora of "I'm such a rebel that I'm boozing and eating meat on Good Friday" threads... but there are... and the day won't even kick off for several hours...

Hold your Horses there, my wife and Kids are gone to bed, Leaving me in the kitchen with a fridge full of Beer and pork, what do you expect me to do ?

zenno · 29-03-2013 02:20AM

uch wrote: »

I'm drinking Beer and eating a rasher sambo with my left hand, so as popular religions go (Christian, Muslim & Jewish) I'm goin to Hell

Come through my magic door and I will show you hell.

Strangely enough i'm just after tucking into a christmas dinner there, ham, turkey, stuffing, the works with a helping of 24 cans of budweiser while wearing an atheist hat...fantastico.

ejmaztec · 29-03-2013 02:21AM

We're already in hell, and it's frozen over.

C.K Dexter Haven · 29-03-2013 02:22AM

Left turn at Albuquerque.
Bugs Bunny always avoided that route- now I know why.

Chucken · 29-03-2013 02:22AM

Madam_X wrote: »

Maaaaan... I thought this year, in light of threads done and closed already, and warnings by mods, that there might be a bit of self awareness this year and NOT a plethora of "I'm such a rebel that I'm boozing and eating meat on Good Friday" threads... but there are... and the day won't even kick off for several hours...

The amount of "guilt ridden Atheists"...every year..sad really.

C.K Dexter Haven · 29-03-2013 02:24AM

ejmaztec wrote: »

We're already in hell, and it's frozen over.

Ah FFS- it's only unseasonal weather :rolleyes:

uch · 29-03-2013 02:24AM

zenno wrote: »

Come through my magic door and I will show you hell.

Strangely enough i'm just after tucking into a christmas dinner there, ham, turkey, stuffing, the works with a helping of 24 cans of budweiser while wearing an atheist hat...fantastico.

So anyway what'll we do there ? in this Hell place

kowloon · 29-03-2013 02:24AM

Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each.

Kxiii · 29-03-2013 02:25AM

uch wrote: »

So anyway what'll we do there ? in this Hell place

Roast marshmallows?

C.K Dexter Haven · 29-03-2013 02:29AM

Sarky wrote: »

You buy a copy of the Irish Times and go straight to the John Waters column.

OK.

*steps away*

Madam_X · 29-03-2013 02:29AM

uch wrote: »

Leaving me in the kitchen with a fridge full of Beer and pork, what do you expect me to do ?

Enjoy the ****ing **** out of them!

ejmaztec · 29-03-2013 02:29AM

C.K Dexter Haven wrote: »

Ah FFS- it's only unseasonal weather :rolleyes:

Yes, it's fuckin unseasonably freeeeeezin.

If I'd have known I wasn't going to get a good roasting, I wouldn't have been a bad bastard when I was alive.:(

Sarky · 29-03-2013 02:30AM

C.K Dexter Haven wrote: »

OK.

*steps away*

If you read it for free you're not suffering enough. Dur.

Mick ah · 29-03-2013 02:30AM

Work in Finance

C.K Dexter Haven · 29-03-2013 02:31AM

ejmaztec wrote: »

Yes, it's fuckin unseasonably freeeeeezin.

If I'd have known I wasn't going to get a good roasting, I wouldn't have been a bad bastard when I was alive.:(

Like an ice cube would we?:)

blaze1 · 29-03-2013 02:32AM

I'm hammered and about to start mixing on some decks i got for xmas... care to listen

uch · 29-03-2013 02:33AM

Madam_X wrote: »

Enjoy the ****ing **** out of them!

Eeh What ?

uch · 29-03-2013 02:33AM

blaze1 wrote: »

I'm hammered and about to start mixing on some decks i got for xmas... care to listen

Absolutely, horse it up there

zenno · 29-03-2013 02:34AM

uch wrote: »

So anyway what'll we do there ? in this Hell place

We do exactly what we are doing now, gorging on ham,turkey,stuffing and the works while drowning ourselves in good quality beer.

We do live in hell already you know, so why not enjoy our time here on this prison hellish planet.

C.K Dexter Haven · 29-03-2013 02:35AM

Sarky wrote: »

If you read it for free you're not suffering enough. Dur.

I'm only a beginner- need to pace myself. Besides, every time I hear/read/see "John Waters" name, I think of Sinead O'Connor- then I need to pace myself some more.
Sooner or later, I'll need a pacemaker

blaze1 · 29-03-2013 02:36AM

uch wrote: »

Absolutely, horse it up there

Just going to keep drinking wine till it sounds better...

wont be playing any gangsta hip hop after typing that:o

Madam_X · 29-03-2013 02:36AM

uch wrote: »

Eeh What ?

Enjoy them! (expletives removed)

uch · 29-03-2013 02:38AM

blaze1 wrote: »

Just going to keep drinking wine till it sounds better...

wont be playing any gangsta hip hop after typing that:o

Good that'd defo get you to Hell

zenno · 29-03-2013 02:38AM

C.K Dexter Haven wrote: »

I'm only a beginner- need to pace myself. Besides, every time I hear/read/see "John Waters" name, I think of Sinead O'Connor- then I need to pace myself some more.
Sooner or later, I'll need a pacemaker

'Nothing compares' to this Ham sandwich.

How do you get to Hell ?

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