My Boyfriend's Birthday

anncoates · 25-03-2013 06:57PM

Go ask Facebook.

HondaSami · 25-03-2013 08:26PM

lkionm wrote: »

as long as you ride him raw he wont care.

He knows he is getting the ride so no point in trying to make it special with snacks. The only snack he wants is between your legs and for you to suck his mickey.

You must be a dream lover, I'd say foreplay is out of your league.

lkionm · 25-03-2013 08:28PM

HondaSami wrote: »

You must be a dream lover, I'd say foreplay is out of your league.

Hang on tight Sami, I'm going in dry.

HondaSami · 25-03-2013 08:30PM

lkionm wrote: »

Hang on tight Sami, I'm going in dry.

I must admit that made me lol.

sfwcork · 25-03-2013 08:56PM

So far we have

Anal
Hookers & coke
Threesome
Foursome
Midgets
Kinky gear

So why not hire 3 midget hookers who do anal and who have kinky gear.sure they could get coke in the vending machine

rambutman · 25-03-2013 09:03PM

Do both. As someone said. Hotel room, cans, mates and a special birthday. Its all do-
able

rambutman · 25-03-2013 09:03PM

Do both. As someone said. Hotel room, cans, mates and a special birthday. Its all do-
able

ArtyM · 25-03-2013 09:07PM

Duvetdays wrote: »

Midgets and coke get my vote.

Does that work the same way as Mentos and Coke?

Pumpkinseeds · 25-03-2013 09:08PM

Boring answer I know, but have you checked with his parents/siblings in case they've already organised something?

PizzamanIRL · 25-03-2013 09:24PM

Asking after hours for suggestions?

You're looking to get dumped.

3ndahalfof6 · 25-03-2013 09:30PM

A lap dancer that looks like your mum, if he enjoys it you could go a long way together in life, if he seems to enjoy it to much, you need to smoke 60 a day and drink 2 liters of vodka a day, so you can catch up, either way you will find out if your MENT to be.