My Boyfriend's Birthday

danslevent · 25-03-2013 4:46pm #1

It is my boyfriend's twenty first next Wednesday and I can't decide what to do for him, so AH, help me out!

Option 1: throw him a surprise party. I would have to travel up to Dublin and have it in a mutual friends house (they offered). It would only be a small affair, my boyfriend has a small group of friends.

Option 2: book a hotel and bring him out for dinner. Maybe stock a few cans in the hotel and his favourite snacks. Bring him to the cinema the next day, since he loves his films.

I think he would prefer option two but I don't know. .. twenty first is a milestone (or so American tv tells us. ..) and a party seems more fitting. I think it would also be lovely for him to have his friends around him since he can be lazy enough with up keeping their friendship!

What do ye think? Party night with friends or couple night?

Gmol · 25-03-2013 4:47pm

You do know what you have just asked for ....

sea_monkey · 25-03-2013 4:47pm

50 bottles of baby oil and your 3 best looking friends

antodeco · 25-03-2013 4:48pm

Maybe sit him in the corner and me and you do stuff? Thatll prove how much he loves you!

KTRIC · 25-03-2013 4:48pm

Back in a sec, need to stick some popcorn on :pac:

campo · 25-03-2013 4:49pm

You forgot option 3 get your hottest mate to join ye for a threesome

Mocha Joe · 25-03-2013 4:50pm

What's your current 'hookers and coke' budget? Whatever it is just give him that and leave him alone for a few days.

smash · 25-03-2013 4:52pm

I'd usually go with the AH answer of 'threesome' or 'anal' but on this occasion I think you should rent a hotel room, invite over all his friends, make the bed into a ring and host a midget wrestlemania... http://www.rentamidget.com/

ahnowbrowncow · 25-03-2013 4:54pm

What comes before part b?

PART AAAAAAAAAAA

and then some sex.

Can't go wrong with that combination.

stoneill · 25-03-2013 4:55pm

blow job and the TV remote.
Sorted.

Banjo String · 25-03-2013 4:55pm

Ride him till his Mickey resembles a boiled beetroot.

He will thank you for it, believe me.

WIZE · 25-03-2013 4:55pm

Give him a couple of hundred € so he can go out with is mates for his 21st

iDave · 25-03-2013 4:55pm

Thressome is so unambitious, go all out for foursome. No one gets left out that way.

Esoteric_ · 25-03-2013 5:00pm

Well, grabbing a few drinks in a mate's house, with all his mates around him, isn't going to cost you more than your travel and the price of a few drinks. So why not do both?

Duvetdays · 25-03-2013 5:01pm

OP I'm seriously disappointed in you're 2 options when I opened this thread I was expecting something a lot more filthy.
Midgets and coke get my vote.

smash · 25-03-2013 5:03pm

Esoteric_ wrote: »

Well, grabbing a few drinks in a mate's house, with all his mates around him, isn't going to cost you more than your travel and the price of a few drinks. So why not do both?

There's a lack of midgets in your plan!

IM0 · 25-03-2013 5:03pm

what a wanker, he loves HIS films, maybe bring him to someone elses films for a change

orestes · 25-03-2013 5:07pm

Ignore all the people saying threesome, anal, baby-oil, yada yada yada, they're just being childish.

If you want to do something special for him, go looking trough his laptop. Don't bother with the standard p0rn folder that you already know about, that's just a decoy so you think he is into normal stuff, go looking for the most boring folder you can find (regeneration of moss in 16th century mountain climates, something like that), cos that's where you'll find the freaky sh1t that he's really into.

If it happens to be midget wrestling, then smash has told you what to do. If not, then go with the midget plan anyway and keep an eye out for a new boring folder in his laptop next week.

wp_rathead · 25-03-2013 5:08pm

This thread is waaaay more PG than I expected ha

RainMaker · 25-03-2013 5:09pm

orestes wrote: »

regeneration of moss in 16th century mountain climates

What are the odds???

<renames folder!>

MadsL · 25-03-2013 5:11pm

I hear spunout.ie has some good advice.

danslevent · 25-03-2013 5:12pm

Esoteric_ wrote: »

Well, grabbing a few drinks in a mate's house, with all his mates around him, isn't going to cost you more than your travel and the price of a few drinks. So why not do both?

Well his friends house is quite a trek from the city centre so I'm afraid we'd end up wasting the hotel by being drunk and spending all night trying to commute back!

Esoteric_ · 25-03-2013 5:12pm

smash wrote: »

There's a lack of midgets in your plan!

It's because I'm practically a midget myself. I take offense on their behalf!

You know, you can hire midgets in the UK to be handcuffed to a friend for a weekend if you're on a stag or whatever...

OP, book a midget to be handcuffed to your boyfriend for his birthday weekend. DO IT.

danslevent · 25-03-2013 5:16pm

Sorry for the lack of made up options concerning things that won't happen...my apologies!

lkionm · 25-03-2013 5:19pm

as long as you ride him raw he wont care.

He knows he is getting the ride so no point in trying to make it special with snacks. The only snack he wants is between your legs and for you to suck his mickey.

Esoteric_ · 25-03-2013 5:19pm

danslevent wrote: »

Well his friends house is quite a trek from the city centre so I'm afraid we'd end up wasting the hotel by being drunk and spending all night trying to commute back!

What I meant was have the night in his mate's house, then go to the hotel the next night. If it's a weekend, I'm assuming you'd both be off work/college?

Esoteric_ · 25-03-2013 5:20pm

lkionm wrote: »

as long as you ride him raw he wont care.

He knows he is getting the ride so no point in trying to make it special with snacks. The only snack he wants is between your legs and for you to suck his mickey.

Holy mother of Jesus. You must be single.

25-03-2013 5:42pm

Do both

IM0 · 25-03-2013 5:46pm

bluewolf wrote: »

Do both

him and her friend?

Crann na Beatha · 25-03-2013 5:49pm

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thebigbiffo · 25-03-2013 5:51pm

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/lingerie/

3 day delivery to Ireland.

I'm dead serious BTW. He's a 20 year old male - there's nothing else he'd really want except you dressed to impress and raring to go.

I do empathy well...

anncoates · 25-03-2013 5:57pm

Go ask Facebook.

HondaSami · 25-03-2013 7:26pm

lkionm wrote: »

as long as you ride him raw he wont care.

He knows he is getting the ride so no point in trying to make it special with snacks. The only snack he wants is between your legs and for you to suck his mickey.

You must be a dream lover, I'd say foreplay is out of your league.

lkionm · 25-03-2013 7:28pm

HondaSami wrote: »

You must be a dream lover, I'd say foreplay is out of your league.

Hang on tight Sami, I'm going in dry.

HondaSami · 25-03-2013 7:30pm

lkionm wrote: »

Hang on tight Sami, I'm going in dry.

I must admit that made me lol.

sfwcork · 25-03-2013 7:56pm

So far we have

Anal
Hookers & coke
Threesome
Foursome
Midgets
Kinky gear

So why not hire 3 midget hookers who do anal and who have kinky gear.sure they could get coke in the vending machine

rambutman · 25-03-2013 8:03pm

Do both. As someone said. Hotel room, cans, mates and a special birthday. Its all do-
able

rambutman · 25-03-2013 8:03pm

Do both. As someone said. Hotel room, cans, mates and a special birthday. Its all do-
able

ArtyM · 25-03-2013 8:07pm

Duvetdays wrote: »

Midgets and coke get my vote.

Does that work the same way as Mentos and Coke?

Pumpkinseeds · 25-03-2013 8:08pm

Boring answer I know, but have you checked with his parents/siblings in case they've already organised something?

PizzamanIRL · 25-03-2013 8:24pm

Asking after hours for suggestions?

You're looking to get dumped.

3ndahalfof6 · 25-03-2013 8:30pm

A lap dancer that looks like your mum, if he enjoys it you could go a long way together in life, if he seems to enjoy it to much, you need to smoke 60 a day and drink 2 liters of vodka a day, so you can catch up, either way you will find out if your MENT to be.