Count to a million thread causing technical problems

Dav · 25-03-2013 4:09pm #1

We're having some issues on our back end which are in danger of bringing the site down. We're not sure what specifically is causing the problem, but it's been tracked to some posts on that thread. I've had to delete it whilst the tech team investigate.

It should be back later when they've figured it out.

Sarky · 25-03-2013 7:37pm

Let the accusations of my hate-filled agenda begin! Uh, again. \o/

Gatling · 25-03-2013 7:38pm

But but but
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casio4 · 25-03-2013 11:02pm

I'm getting withdrawls I need to count

Carlow2011 · 25-03-2013 11:08pm

294,240:)

coolhull · 25-03-2013 11:38pm

casio4 wrote: »

I'm getting withdrawls I need to count

Lie down in a dark room, casio. It'll be all right, (probably!)

Chucken · 26-03-2013 2:42pm

casio4 wrote: »

I'm getting withdrawls I need to count

See that? Bringing the site down!
I always suspected AHs would be the one to do that.
Its always the quiet ones :eek:

Delirium · 26-03-2013 5:38pm

Sarky wrote: »

Let the accusations of my hate-filled agenda begin! Uh, again. \o/

:mad::mad::pac:

Sarky · 26-03-2013 5:44pm

Heh, that guy in the middle is brandishing a Coke Cola bottle. Hardcore!

Delirium · 26-03-2013 5:48pm

Sarky wrote: »

Heh, that guy in the middle is brandishing a Coke Cola bottle. Hardcore!

And it's filled with carbonated caffeinated rage!! :mad:

casio4 · 26-03-2013 11:07pm

can we start counting again can we start a new thread?

Nuclear Wheelchair · 27-03-2013 1:57am

500000500000

celtic-chick · 27-03-2013 5:02pm

I need to start counting again,I'm getting withdrawls.I actually have to do what I'm paid to do....WORK

Scorpion Sting · 28-03-2013 2:21am

I think it's just a case of waiting, people. The problem should be solved within a few days and we'll be back to the number crunching before too long I'm sure.

Carlow2011 · 29-03-2013 11:29am

Dav wrote: »

We're having some issues on our back end which are in danger of bringing the site down. We're not sure what specifically is causing the problem, but it's been tracked to some posts on that thread. I've had to delete it whilst the tech team investigate.

It should be back later when they've figured it out.

Any update Dav?

Scorpion Sting · 04-04-2013 8:20pm

Has the issue been resolved yet Dav?

Carlow2011 · 05-04-2013 2:21pm

Dav???

Autumn Moon · 09-04-2013 1:22am

Hello?........ Heelllllllllooooooooo???............

coolhull · 09-04-2013 8:11am

Is there anybody out there??

Carlow2011 · 09-04-2013 6:54pm

Dav? anyone? 2 full weeks now.......

redfacedbear · 10-04-2013 5:20pm

Dav wrote: »

We're having some issues on our back end which are in danger of bringing the site down.

Issues with your back end should always be treated seriously and not ignored.

Boards.ie: Danny · 17-04-2013 7:06pm

The issues are proving themselves to be fairly expansive folks, we'll look at it as soon as we can.

Danny

Sarky · 19-04-2013 5:18am

No hurry, I can wait. :pac:

iamanengine · 22-04-2013 3:57pm

Oh, the horror!!

coolhull · 22-04-2013 4:14pm

Turn it off and turn it back again...Often works for me!

sNarah · 25-04-2013 10:58pm

Oh no's!
Bring it back!
My favourite place for confusing people and posting random non-counting shizzle!
Who can I annoy now

Sarky · 26-04-2013 4:35pm

Don't worry sNarah, when it comes back I'll organise a mass posting of non-count stuff in it. Uncle Sarky's got your back.

sNarah · 27-04-2013 12:12am

Yay uncle Sarky
(oo sounds durty)

Encrypted Pigeon · 12-05-2013 12:49pm

Be there any update or is she dead in the water capt'n?

Boards.ie: Danny · 13-05-2013 9:36am

Still dead, not sure when CPR shall be performed - the ship is weathering some other storms at the minute

Danny

coolhull · 13-05-2013 10:02am

Boards.ie: Danny wrote: »

Still dead, not sure when CPR shall be performed - the ship is weathering some other storms at the minute

Danny

Sounds like the ship has hit an iceberg.
It took over 80 years to locate the Titanic, and even then they didn't try to raise it to the surface.
So, not looking good then, eh?

Sarky · 14-05-2013 4:18pm

Schadenfreude is the gift that keeps on giving. ^_^

Encrypted Pigeon · 14-05-2013 4:35pm

33

Sarky · 14-05-2013 5:02pm

Any more counting will get you banned.

celtic-chick · 11-06-2013 9:22am

Any update on this thread?

Scorpion Sting · 11-06-2013 7:31pm

Looks like it's a lost cause, 2 and a half months gone at this stage.

coolhull · 11-06-2013 9:09pm

just imagine, we would have counted nearly half a million by now........

Instead, we had to go out a find ourselves a life.....!

Sarky · 11-06-2013 9:38pm

I've never been happier.

Star Lord · 12-06-2013 4:26pm

jebforever wrote: »

Looks like it's a lost cause, 2 and a half months gone at this stage.

Tar.Aldarion · 23-06-2013 6:37pm

Sarky · 28-06-2013 11:01pm

ಠ_ಠ

Smash The House · 22-07-2013 9:30am

I was in a cave with no internet for the last 3 months.....I joined boards specifically to count....oh what will I do now

What do normal posters do on this site?

Star Lord · 22-07-2013 4:14pm

They smash the house. Á lá Keenan & Kel.

But in a sexy way.

Sarky · 22-07-2013 5:11pm

Now I want orange soda

Star Lord · 23-07-2013 4:04pm

I had some, but it got contaminated with foot-crust dust.

sNarah · 23-07-2013 10:15pm

Sarky we should close this thread

sNarah · 23-07-2013 10:16pm

Do it do it do it

sNarah · 23-07-2013 10:17pm

you know you want to

do it

do it

Hypnotoad sayz

do it

for me, Sarky? *looks cute*

PUPPY EYES

Close the thread

close
the

thid
thred
thrad
thrud

NO MOAR COUNTING

counting is
OVER
suckers

do it

you know you want to

Sarky · 24-07-2013 8:23pm

You know... I think you're right.

Count to a million thread causing technical problems

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