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Count to a million thread causing technical problems

  • 25-03-2013 3:09pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,840 ✭✭✭


    We're having some issues on our back end which are in danger of bringing the site down. We're not sure what specifically is causing the problem, but it's been tracked to some posts on that thread. I've had to delete it whilst the tech team investigate.

    It should be back later when they've figured it out.


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Let the accusations of my hate-filled agenda begin! Uh, again. \o/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,291 ✭✭✭✭Gatling


    But but but
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .

    1


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,300 ✭✭✭✭casio4


    I'm getting withdrawls I need to count :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,551 ✭✭✭Carlow2011


    294,240:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    casio4 wrote: »
    I'm getting withdrawls I need to count :D

    Lie down in a dark room, casio. It'll be all right, (probably!)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    casio4 wrote: »
    I'm getting withdrawls I need to count :D

    See that? Bringing the site down!
    I always suspected AHs would be the one to do that.
    Its always the quiet ones :eek:


  • Moderators Posts: 51,922 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    Sarky wrote: »
    Let the accusations of my hate-filled agenda begin! Uh, again. \o/

    angry-mob.jpeg

    :mad::mad::pac:

    If you can read this, you're too close!



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Heh, that guy in the middle is brandishing a Coke Cola bottle. Hardcore!


  • Moderators Posts: 51,922 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    Sarky wrote: »
    Heh, that guy in the middle is brandishing a Coke Cola bottle. Hardcore!

    And it's filled with carbonated caffeinated rage!! :mad:

    If you can read this, you're too close!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,300 ✭✭✭✭casio4


    can we start counting again can we start a new thread?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29 Nuclear Wheelchair


    500000500000


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,978 ✭✭✭✭celtic-chick


    I need to start counting again,I'm getting withdrawls.I actually have to do what I'm paid to do....WORK


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 42,221 ✭✭✭✭Scorpion Sting


    I think it's just a case of waiting, people. The problem should be solved within a few days and we'll be back to the number crunching before too long I'm sure.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,551 ✭✭✭Carlow2011


    Dav wrote: »
    We're having some issues on our back end which are in danger of bringing the site down. We're not sure what specifically is causing the problem, but it's been tracked to some posts on that thread. I've had to delete it whilst the tech team investigate.

    It should be back later when they've figured it out.

    Any update Dav?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 42,221 ✭✭✭✭Scorpion Sting


    Has the issue been resolved yet Dav?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,551 ✭✭✭Carlow2011


    Dav???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,006 ✭✭✭Autumn Moon


    Hello?........ Heelllllllllooooooooo???............

    :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Is there anybody out there??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,551 ✭✭✭Carlow2011


    Dav? anyone? 2 full weeks now.......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 891 ✭✭✭redfacedbear


    Dav wrote: »
    We're having some issues on our back end which are in danger of bringing the site down.

    Issues with your back end should always be treated seriously and not ignored.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,609 ✭✭✭Boards.ie: Danny


    The issues are proving themselves to be fairly expansive folks, we'll look at it as soon as we can.

    Danny


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    No hurry, I can wait. :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,891 ✭✭✭iamanengine


    Oh, the horror!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Turn it off and turn it back again...Often works for me!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Oh no's!
    Bring it back!
    My favourite place for confusing people and posting random non-counting shizzle!
    Who can I annoy now :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Don't worry sNarah, when it comes back I'll organise a mass posting of non-count stuff in it. Uncle Sarky's got your back.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Yay uncle Sarky
    (oo sounds durty)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,763 ✭✭✭✭Encrypted Pigeon


    Be there any update or is she dead in the water capt'n?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,609 ✭✭✭Boards.ie: Danny


    Still dead, not sure when CPR shall be performed - the ship is weathering some other storms at the minute :(

    Danny


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Still dead, not sure when CPR shall be performed - the ship is weathering some other storms at the minute :(

    Danny
    Sounds like the ship has hit an iceberg.
    It took over 80 years to locate the Titanic, and even then they didn't try to raise it to the surface.
    So, not looking good then, eh?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Schadenfreude is the gift that keeps on giving. ^_^


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,763 ✭✭✭✭Encrypted Pigeon


    33 :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Any more counting will get you banned.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,978 ✭✭✭✭celtic-chick


    Any update on this thread?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 42,221 ✭✭✭✭Scorpion Sting


    Looks like it's a lost cause, 2 and a half months gone at this stage.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    just imagine, we would have counted nearly half a million by now........

    Instead, we had to go out a find ourselves a life.....!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I've never been happier.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    jebforever wrote: »
    Looks like it's a lost cause, 2 and a half months gone at this stage.

    8-Don-t-Count-On-It.jpg


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    1


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    ಠ_ಠ


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 125 ✭✭Smash The House


    I was in a cave with no internet for the last 3 months.....I joined boards specifically to count....oh what will I do now

    What do normal posters do on this site?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    They smash the house. Á lá Keenan & Kel.

    But in a sexy way.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Now I want orange soda :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    I had some, but it got contaminated with foot-crust dust.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Sarky we should close this thread


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Do it do it do it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    you know you want to





    do it
















    do it











    Hypnotoad sayz





    do it














    for me, Sarky? *looks cute*






    PUPPY EYES






    Close the thread











    close
    the




    thid
    thred
    thrad
    thrud



    NO MOAR COUNTING


    counting is
    OVER
    suckers







    do it


    you know you want to


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    You know... I think you're right.


This discussion has been closed.
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