Nooooooooooooo - Chuck Norris has shaved off his beard

dilallio · 20-03-2013 09:50PM #1

Who will save us now??? :mad:

http://uk.movies.yahoo.com/chuck-norris%E2%80%99-lost-beard--a-career-in-pictures-115341858.html

Nodin · 20-03-2013 09:50PM

...just wrong.....

Praetorian Saighdiuir · 20-03-2013 09:51PM

.....using Thermite, 'cos Mach 50 isn't strong enough.

MadsL · 20-03-2013 09:52PM

It's a trap!!!

lkionm · 20-03-2013 09:54PM

I would give my first born to be his son.

Auldloon · 20-03-2013 09:54PM

He didn't shave it off he decided he wanted it to go away.

admiralofthefleet · 20-03-2013 09:56PM

THE CHUCK NORRIS JOKES ARE NOT FUNNY. ITS VERY ANNOYING NOW

spankysue · 20-03-2013 09:58PM

MadsL wrote: »

It's a trap!!!

Hey that's my line!

RobbingBandit · 20-03-2013 09:59PM

Somebody get this man a merkin.

AlmightyCushion · 20-03-2013 09:59PM

I didn't even think that was possible.

Turtyturd · 20-03-2013 10:00PM

Just like Samson....he's going in my deadpool now.

lkionm · 20-03-2013 10:00PM

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

THE CHUCK NORRIS JOKES ARE NOT FUNNY. ITS VERY ANNOYING NOW

Get your coat before He hears you.

Praetorian Saighdiuir · 20-03-2013 10:01PM

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

THE CHUCK NORRIS JOKES ARE NOT FUNNY. ITS VERY ANNOYING NOW

WHY ARE YOU IN A CHUCK NORRIS THREAD WHEN YOU DON'T LIKE THE JOKES AND THERE IS A HIGH POSSIBILITY THAT THEY WILL FEATURE IN IT?

Hogata · 20-03-2013 10:01PM

dilallio wrote: »

Who will save us now??? :mad:

Hes beard ? :rolleyes:

frag420 · 20-03-2013 10:03PM

So his chin is not actually a third fist!! That's that one figured out!

lkionm · 20-03-2013 10:03PM

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

THE CHUCK NORRIS JOKES ARE NOT FUNNY. ITS VERY ANNOYING NOW

Oh god He heard you.

Fly, you fool.

0ph0rce0 · 20-03-2013 10:04PM

He's grown a nice little set of tits though, so its all good.

spankysue · 20-03-2013 10:06PM

Won't somebody please think of the ..... ah fcuk it, it's been done to death.

He'll only be half a legend now in my eyes, a "leg" if you will

Turtyturd · 20-03-2013 10:11PM

frag420 wrote: »

So his chin is not actually a third fist!! That's that one figured out!

Nope, but apparently last time he removed it, it was to present it as a present to baby Jesus....so there might be a resurrection occurring in the next few days.

Ruudi_Mentari · 20-03-2013 10:13PM

Why has he shaved off his beard only when he appears not to have the energy to

I guess the maintenance was harder but going smooth won't roll back the years here, chuck is looking a little limp but I think he should accept it (to a degree) at 73.

Grayson · 20-03-2013 10:13PM

He looks like a dumbass redneck now.

wait, he did before as well.

Ruudi_Mentari · 20-03-2013 10:16PM

Grayson wrote: »

He looks like a dumbass redneck now.

wait, he did before as well.

what, before the beard?

and after.

Ruudi_Mentari · 20-03-2013 10:18PM

Quick, everone jump ship to kevin bacon he has ginger pubes too, but alas not on his face!!

Freddy Smelly · 20-03-2013 10:54PM

i bet he broke alot of razors shaving that beard off

J Bourke · 20-03-2013 11:02PM

Fairwell beard, say hi to nigel mansell's tache and kenny cunningham's scalp for me

:pac:

Dwork · 20-03-2013 11:09PM

I wonder was he ever really as tough as his image? I bet after he dies it will come out that really he cried like a baby when the local kids kicked his as5. It'll be like Mother Theresa, another icon shot-down.