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Nooooooooooooo - Chuck Norris has shaved off his beard

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  • #2
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    ...just wrong.....


  • #3
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    .....using Thermite, 'cos Mach 50 isn't strong enough.


  • #4
    MadsL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    It's a trap!!!


  • #5
    lkionm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    I would give my first born to be his son.


  • #6
    Auldloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭Auldloon


    He didn't shave it off he decided he wanted it to go away.


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  • #7
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    THE CHUCK NORRIS JOKES ARE NOT FUNNY. ITS VERY ANNOYING NOW


  • #8
    spankysue
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 591 ✭✭✭spankysue


    MadsL wrote: »
    It's a trap!!!

    Hey that's my line!


  • #9
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,282 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Somebody get this man a merkin.


  • #10
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    I didn't even think that was possible.


  • #11
    Turtyturd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,398 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    Just like Samson....he's going in my deadpool now.


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  • #12
    lkionm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    THE CHUCK NORRIS JOKES ARE NOT FUNNY. ITS VERY ANNOYING NOW

    Get your coat before He hears you.


  • #13
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    THE CHUCK NORRIS JOKES ARE NOT FUNNY. ITS VERY ANNOYING NOW

    WHY ARE YOU IN A CHUCK NORRIS THREAD WHEN YOU DON'T LIKE THE JOKES AND THERE IS A HIGH POSSIBILITY THAT THEY WILL FEATURE IN IT?


  • #14
    Hogata
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 36 ✭Hogata


    dilallio wrote: »
    Who will save us now??? :mad:
    Hes beard ? :rolleyes:


  • #15
    frag420
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,161 ✭✭✭frag420


    So his chin is not actually a third fist!! That's that one figured out!


  • #16
    lkionm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    THE CHUCK NORRIS JOKES ARE NOT FUNNY. ITS VERY ANNOYING NOW

    Oh god He heard you.




    Fly, you fool.


  • #17
    0ph0rce0
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,026 ✭✭✭0ph0rce0


    He's grown a nice little set of tits though, so its all good.


  • #18
    spankysue
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 591 ✭✭✭spankysue


    Won't somebody please think of the ..... ah fcuk it, it's been done to death.

    He'll only be half a legend now in my eyes, a "leg" if you will :(


  • #19
    Turtyturd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,398 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    frag420 wrote: »
    So his chin is not actually a third fist!! That's that one figured out!

    Nope, but apparently last time he removed it, it was to present it as a present to baby Jesus....so there might be a resurrection occurring in the next few days.


  • #20
    Ruudi_Mentari
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,801 ✭✭✭Ruudi_Mentari


    Why has he shaved off his beard only when he appears not to have the energy to

    I guess the maintenance was harder but going smooth won't roll back the years here, chuck is looking a little limp but I think he should accept it (to a degree) at 73.


  • #21
    Grayson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,472 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    He looks like a dumbass redneck now.

    wait, he did before as well.


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  • #22
    Ruudi_Mentari
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,801 ✭✭✭Ruudi_Mentari


    Grayson wrote: »
    He looks like a dumbass redneck now.

    wait, he did before as well.

    what, before the beard?

    and after.


  • #23
    Ruudi_Mentari
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,801 ✭✭✭Ruudi_Mentari


    Quick, everone jump ship to kevin bacon he has ginger pubes too, but alas not on his face!!


  • #24
    Freddy Smelly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 980 ✭✭✭Freddy Smelly


    i bet he broke alot of razors shaving that beard off


  • #25
    J Bourke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 105 ✭✭J Bourke


    Fairwell beard, say hi to nigel mansell's tache and kenny cunningham's scalp for me :( :pac:


  • #26
    Dwork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 797 ✭✭✭Dwork


    I wonder was he ever really as tough as his image? I bet after he dies it will come out that really he cried like a baby when the local kids kicked his as5. It'll be like Mother Theresa, another icon shot-down.


  • #27
    pablomakaveli
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,752 ✭✭✭pablomakaveli


    Wow cant believe he's 73 years old.:eek:


  • #28
    castletownman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,692 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    Freddy Smelly wrote: »
    i bet he broke alot of razors shaving that beard off

    I heard he didn't even use razors. He used a butterknife


  • #29
    Freddy Smelly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 980 ✭✭✭Freddy Smelly


    castletownman wrote: »
    I heard he didn't even use razors. He used a butterknife

    nah he uses a spoon...like any real man should ;)


  • #30
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Norris is a puff.


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  • #31
    Duggys Housemate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,298 ✭✭✭Duggys Housemate


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    [SIZE="5"]THE CHUCK NORRIS JOKES ARE NOT FUNNY.[/SIZE] ITS VERY ANNOYING NOW

    Ah, they are Ted


  • #32
    Duggys Housemate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,298 ✭✭✭Duggys Housemate


    He looked great for a 70+ year old with the beard. No older than - a fit - 40 year old.

    NOW ALL THAT'S RUINED!


  • #33
    Fox_In_Socks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,616 ✭✭✭Fox_In_Socks


    Lapin wrote: »
    Norris is a puff.

    Who, the fellow off Cornation Street?


  • #34
    Duggys Housemate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,298 ✭✭✭Duggys Housemate


    Fox_In_Socks wrote: »

    Who, the fellow off Cornation Street?

    The ex-presidential candidate?


  • #35
    Dwork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 797 ✭✭✭Dwork


    I didn't know Norris had a beard. Don't remember seeing it on his election posters.


  • #36
    Duggys Housemate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,298 ✭✭✭Duggys Housemate


    Dwork wrote: »
    I didn't know Norris had a beard. Don't remember seeing it on his election posters.

    I've seen better jokes.


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  • #37
    flanders1979
    Closed Accounts Posts: 638 ✭✭✭flanders1979


    73. Christ I'm gettin old. He looks like Tim Allen now


  • #38
    Dwork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 797 ✭✭✭Dwork


    Duggys Housemate wrote: »
    I've seen better jokes.
    I'll bet Duggy told them.


  • #39
    Vandekyrian
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18 ✭Vandekyrian


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    THE CHUCK NORRIS JOKES ARE NOT FUNNY. ITS VERY ANNOYING NOW

    But Chuck Norris jokes are always funny...


  • #40
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,567 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    lkionm wrote: »
    Oh god He heard you.




    Fly, you fool.
    Chuck Norris is just a stupid actor! :rolleyes:

    If he were a god he would come in here and smash my face into my keybofskjsfgkj;hjsfgjh;fdsg;ljgfsjdgfjh;gfdsjfrgagj

    sgfdkjaf;kjabsf


  • #41
    bnt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,075 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    What's the problem? Just wait 15 minutes, it'll be back. Problem solved. :cool:

    You are the type of what the age is searching for, and what it is afraid it has found. I am so glad that you have never done anything, never carved a statue, or painted a picture, or produced anything outside of yourself! Life has been your art. You have set yourself to music. Your days are your sonnets.

    ―Oscar Wilde predicting Social Media, in The Picture of Dorian Gray



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  • #42
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,217 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Turtyturd wrote: »
    Just like Samson....he's going in my deadpool now.
    Given the wigs he went the way of Samson many moons ago TT. THough to be fair he's a hard feck for 73 and looking damned good on it(with the help of the knife). Kudos there(save for his golly gee whizz Gawwwd thang).

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • #43
    Peregrine
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,403 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    Chuck Norris is just a stupid actor! :rolleyes:

    If he were a god he would come in here and smash my face into my keybofskjsfgkj;hjsfgjh;fdsg;ljgfsjdgfjh;gfdsjfrgagj

    sgfdkjaf;kjabsf

    Wow you almost finished the sentence :eek:

    He's definitely getting old :(


  • #44
    Ruudi_Mentari
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,801 ✭✭✭Ruudi_Mentari


    Now that he's not quite the Delta Force he once was maybe he should consider a Delta Lift


  • #45
    seven_eleven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,558 ✭✭✭seven_eleven


    Chuck Norris is a loser.


  • #46
    hallo dare
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭hallo dare


    the beard obviously pissed him off,so he hada roundhouse that hairy mother


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