pub ripped me off!

Paddy Cow · 20-03-2013 02:48AM

December2012 wrote: »

Try Viagra.

I have girl parts.

Ihatecuddles-old · 20-03-2013 02:49AM

Paddy Cow wrote: »

I have girl parts.

Udders?

Paddy Cow · 20-03-2013 02:53AM

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Udders?

What else?

Ihatecuddles-old · 20-03-2013 02:56AM

Paddy Cow wrote: »

What else?

The udder thing?

Paddy Cow · 20-03-2013 02:58AM

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

The udder thing?

Now you're just trying to milk it.

20-03-2013 03:03AM

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

The udder thing?

Paddy Cow wrote: »

Now you're just trying to milk it.

Moove along you two..

cofy · 20-03-2013 03:06AM

Sacramento wrote: »

Moove along you two..

The OP can't answer, he's too busy crying over spilt milk.

Ihatecuddles-old · 20-03-2013 03:07AM

What the f*ck have I started!?

TheChizler · 20-03-2013 03:12AM

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

What the f*ck have I started!?

It was a misteak so? You didn't mean to butcher the thread?

cofy · 20-03-2013 03:13AM

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

What the f*ck have I started!?

Sorry, I'll get my coat.:o

Paddy Cow · 20-03-2013 03:15AM

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

What the f*ck have I started!?

I sh-udder to think

B.A._Baracus · 20-03-2013 03:19AM

Sorry to hear that, op.
Sounds to me that this person thought you were too drunk to notice and ripped you off 30 quid. This happens too much. If not with bars.... with taxi's or newsagents. There is always someone trying to pull a fast one thinking you are too drunk to notice.

Sure to tell a story, out of the dozens and dozens of taxi's i've gotten after nights out over the years I have only ever fallen asleep in 1 taxi. This happened in 2008 and I just had too much to drink. The average fare back home at the time ranged between 20-22 euro. But on this night, the meter read 27 euro :rolleyes: Shall always remember it.

Paddy Cow · 20-03-2013 03:21AM

TheChizler wrote: »

It was a misteak so? You didn't mean to butcher the thread?

Give her a break. She will be horse with apologising.

TheChizler · 20-03-2013 03:23AM

Paddy Cow wrote: »

Give her a break. She will be horse with apologising.

Fair enough, time we put this pun phase out to pasture.

Paddy Cow · 20-03-2013 03:28AM

B.A._Baracus wrote: »

Sounds to me that this person thought you were too drunk to notice and ripped you off 30 quid.

It's a very risky way to try and rip someone off. Rossa doesn't get to pocket the €30 and even if it was added to her wages at the end of the week/month, she would still be taxed on it. If it was a scam, it would make more sense to put the €30 through as cash back, which they could pocket out of the till.

This story doesn't add up. The total of your bill is on the machine and you have to confirm the amount. I find it hard to believe that the op was so distracted that they managed to pay €30 more than they should have, yet days later when he saw his bank statement, he just happened to have the receipt with the "tip" on it.

Paddy Cow · 20-03-2013 03:30AM

TheChizler wrote: »

Fair enough, time we put this pun phase out to pasture.

Sound. I'm going to have a cup of tea and head to bed as I'm friesian.

irish_goat · 20-03-2013 03:31AM

Rossa might have easily pocketed the cash, in my place a tip left on a card is automatically thrown into the tip jar (not given out at the end of the month). We don't have a separate entry for the tip on the card machine though.

Paddy Cow · 20-03-2013 03:38AM

irish_goat wrote: »

Rossa might have easily pocketed the cash, in my place a tip left on a card is automatically thrown into the tip jar (not given out at the end of the month). We don't have a separate entry for the tip on the card machine though.

So if ye get a card tip ye take the money out of the till and put it in the tip jar?

It's been awhile since I worked in a place where you got tips but the way we used to do it was cash tips were divided out on a nightly basis and card tips went through the system and came through with our wages.

larchielads · 20-03-2013 05:02AM

lads i bet he got 30 quid cashback and doesnt remember.
was in a pub monday evening and did the same thing, my cash back showed up as gratuity on the receipt.

i even joked to my mate about "rich" i was that i could tip 30 euro ha ha:rolleyes:

i reckon the op jumped the gun on this one

December2012 · 20-03-2013 07:55AM

Paddy Cow wrote: »

Sound. I'm going to have a cup of tea and head to bed as I'm friesian.

Put on a Jesrsey.

razorblunt · 20-03-2013 09:05AM

December2012 wrote: »

Put on a Jesrsey.

His red one, the udder one is in the wash.

The Big Red Button · 20-03-2013 09:10AM

Paddy Cow wrote: »

I find it hard to believe that the op was so distracted that they managed to pay €30 more than they should have, yet days later when he saw his bank statement, he just happened to have the receipt with the "tip" on it.

Didn't you see the bit where he was distracted with excitement at the thoughts of "tipping" his girlfriend

:P

Gummy Panda · 20-03-2013 09:20AM

Did he burn the pub down yet?

Dtp79 · 20-03-2013 09:21AM

Nice of the OP to get back to us

Kintarō Hattori · 20-03-2013 09:33AM

Right- anyone friendly with the OP? Perhaps send him a PM asking him to update us with the latest info. Having most likely drunken himself into a stupor he's forgotten all about us.

20-03-2013 09:39AM

I feel another "I found a safe thread" coming on !!!

YES!!!!!!!!!!!

michellie · 20-03-2013 09:43AM

Why won't he reply to this ?

cough/attention seeker/cough

Kenny Logins · 20-03-2013 09:48AM

He went back and was surprised to find it was a lap dancing club. Had a private dance with Rossa, but can't remember it.

Joe10000 · 20-03-2013 10:03AM

My money is on Rossa stealing the money as it was his last night.

Plazaman · 20-03-2013 10:05AM

:eek: €5.75 for a glass of Rioja? Were there gold flakes swirling around in it? The €30 could be for those two bags of crisps you bought (there are Tip Crisps on sale or was that a dream I had?).

PS did you get any loving from the gf that night for buying her a €35 glass of wine?

pub ripped me off!

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