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I'm the ONLY one using my real name!

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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators, Help & Feedback Category Moderators Posts: 9,893 CMod ✭✭✭✭Shield


    I'm a fugitive, so using my real name would be silly.

    Kimble? Dr Richard Kimble? Wait right there. There was no sequel and we believe you know why...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 461 ✭✭MadMardegan


    I'm literally MadMardegan... from Willow


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators, Help & Feedback Category Moderators Posts: 9,893 CMod ✭✭✭✭Shield


    I'm guessing the 'Cardigan' jokes growing up and going through secondary school were insufferable?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 644 ✭✭✭yohan the great


    Look at yáll....with your silly screen names, dunno why people do it, the illusion of privacy and anonymity on the internet has long since past. Maybe in the 90's....but now?

    Every program and app has some location service, or GPS or an IP look up. My own story of why I use my real name goes back to '95...but it's sorta boring in present day contexts.
    That's cos you're a tough ****


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    "Sarky" is how everyone knows me, from the internet friends I've never actually met to my 2 year old nephew. I'd hardly call it hiding.

    Are you sure you're not just too unimaginative to have come up with a better user name?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,683 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    You're a guard and you're afraid you'll get shot?, seriously?....the IRA days are over lad, even the scumbags aren't mad enough to hunt you down using the net to shoot you!
    And in twenty years?

    The internet shows no signs of not being a permanent record of all of your activities. Thats what they try to impress on kids before they take phone pictures of themselves and upload it to places unknown. Very hard to undo.

    More likely, Dick, someone can use enough information about you to piece together where you live and your comings and goings. Leaving town for a week? Sure thats grand, chat about places to visit when you're in New Zealand, post on FB to friends and friends of friends that you're not going to be home and come back to a house with a window smashed in and most of your valuables missing, everything from irreplaceable family heirlooms to the high dollar electronics. And the booze!

    Thats not even taking into account the lax security you probably implement either. Presumably you use the same login and password for multiple websites, which would be fairly easy to pin to you because you use your real name and not a combination of pseudonyms. One of these logins gets compromised, and since it's the same as your others, all of your accounts get compromised. Losing access to your email account is one of the most crippling types of identity theft there is out there. With access to your email account its a cinch to reset all of your passwords to all of your accounts (and your inbox is a perfect record of where you've signed up accounts and when) and suddenly you're up **** creek, sir.

    So, yeah, there are a couple good reasons not to make it plain as day who you are. Don't get me wrong, I've left enough internet breadcrumbs that someone could piece me together as well, and it wouldn't take anybody that was really motivated that terribly long to figure out (but by motivated I mean either I slept with your girlfriend or threatened to kill a state official), but it's convoluted enough that you'd have to be bored to a fairly high degree, and at this point I just expect anyone that has that much energy needs to get a job or adopt a cat.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,522 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    Look at yáll....with your silly screen names, dunno why people do it
    You say you don't know why people use screen names, but apparenly you started out using a screen name and then deliberately outed yourself due to hassle.
    some moron decided to post my name/address because of some internet feud we got into. so I just cant be arsed hiding.
    So just ask yourself why you started out using a screen name, that'll answer your question.

    My real name is Gordon.


  • Posts: 2,032 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Look at yáll....with your silly screen names, dunno why people do it

    Well if your real name was Manuel Twococks (a cross I've had to bear all my life) you'd be looking to hide behind an imaginary internet persona as well. :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    to be honest, Im of the view that whether the name someone is using is real or fake, is far less important than whether what they have to say is important and worth hearing.

    So far Richard...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 774 ✭✭✭debabyjesus


    My real name is Jesus of Nazareth. Some people call me Jesus Christ.

    My internet pseudonym is debabyjesus because I thought it would be less intimidating. Do not be afraid my children.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,730 ✭✭✭✭corktina


    wait...some of you aren't using your real names? I did NOT see that coming!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,245 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    My real name is boring & generic, so there's no point using it online. My parents both had their names shortened, and tried to give their kids names that couldn't be shortened. I'm not kidding - they told me this - but the result was ... blah.

    Government resting upon the will and universal suffrage of the people has no anchorage except in the people's intelligence.

    — Grover Cleveland



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,893 ✭✭✭Hannibal Smith


    No, this is my real name too...I love it when a plan comes together


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,354 ✭✭✭El Horseboxo


    I've never used my real name on the internet for anything that is in the public domain. Even my name on fantasy football things and that is an alias.

    Was to do with the type of job I wanted and ended up getting. Didn't want me connected to anything on the internet.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    I've never used my real name on the internet for anything that is in the public domain. Even my name on fantasy football things and that is an alias.

    Was to do with the type of job I wanted and ended up getting. Didn't want me connected to anything on the internet.

    Is your real name Elvis Horsebox ?


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators, Help & Feedback Category Moderators Posts: 9,893 CMod ✭✭✭✭Shield


    stoneill wrote: »
    Creepy.
    It doesn't matter how many times you tell them.

    Trust me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,709 ✭✭✭✭Cantona's Collars


    I've never used my real name on the internet for anything that is in the public domain. Even my name on fantasy football things and that is an alias.

    Was to do with the type of job I wanted and ended up getting. Didn't want me connected to anything on the internet.

    You're doing that badly this season? No need to be embarassed.

    I could imagine an interview:

    "Well Mr.Horseboxo,we have looked at your Fantasy Football history and are afraid it's not up to scratch,we need winners in this job and are afraid you don't fit the bill"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,759 ✭✭✭✭dlofnep


    I'm offended at the mere idea that dlofnep isn't a real name. I call for a ban on the OP.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,014 ✭✭✭✭Skerries


    dlofnep wrote: »
    I'm offended at the mere idea that dlofnep isn't a real name. I call for a ban on the OP.

    Crumbs!


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators, Help & Feedback Category Moderators Posts: 9,893 CMod ✭✭✭✭Shield


    dlofnep wrote: »
    I'm offended at the mere idea that dlofnep isn't a real name. I call for a ban on the OP.
    Better still... petition for his username to be changed to esuomregnad!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,759 ✭✭✭✭dlofnep


    Shield wrote: »
    Better still... petition for his username to be changed to esuomregnad!

    Would you believe my best friend is called esuomregnad??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,727 ✭✭✭skimpydoo


    Look at yáll....with your silly screen names, dunno why people do it, the illusion of privacy and anonymity on the internet has long since past. Maybe in the 90's....but now?

    Every program and app has some location service, or GPS or an IP look up. My own story of why I use my real name goes back to '95...but it's sorta boring in present day contexts.

    I use my real name no biggie.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,607 ✭✭✭stoneill


    Shield wrote: »
    It doesn't matter how many times you tell them.

    Trust me.

    Even creepier is that my original post has disappeared!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,612 ✭✭✭Lelantos


    stoneill wrote: »

    Even creepier is that my original post has disappeared!
    Do mods have access to private info? Email addys, ip address etc when we signed up? If there are mods here who are in the PSNI, whats to stop the other camp having mods & doing a little research, or am I being overly paranoid?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,996 ✭✭✭Duck Soup


    It all depends how you use message boards. If you're just shooting the sunshine, talking about music, TV, movies etc and the odd news story, then fine. Use your real name.

    But some of the most worthwhile internet conversations I've read have been facilitated by anonymity. I've read discussions on eating disorders, relationships, sexual abuse that would have never taken place without anonymity. I remember one guy talking on the Guardian's Comment Is Free site about being raped as a young teen. It was brave and honest (even with a screen name) and shone a light on the particular issues faced by men who've been raped.

    I've discussed my own alcoholism under different screen names (15 years sober now) in some considerable depth and I'm sure as sheeet not going to do that under my own name for employers or acquaintances to discover at their whim.

    Can anonymity be used to facilitate cowardly attacks and abuse? It sure can. And it can be the bedrock of the most honest and informative online conversations that you will read. I'd rather know someone's honest opinion and story than their home address and place of work.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Defiler Of The Coffin


    Richard! It's been a while! How's your mother keeping? I hear she got a dirty oul dose of the flu there recently


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 14,188 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Shield wrote: »
    PSNI Constable, and it's open season on us from quite a few directions, and has been for quite a few decades now, which is why we carry our Glocks with us, when both on and off duty.

    Brand junkies. ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭nbar12


    hi,

    my name is nigel beehive and I'm an alcoholic


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,996 ✭✭✭Duck Soup


    nbar12 wrote: »
    hi,

    my name is nigel beehive and I'm an alcoholic

    You should come to the AA Christmas parties. We all get locked.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭nbar12


    Duck Soup wrote: »
    You should come to the AA Christmas parties. We all get locked.

    locked on heroin or love?


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