Saint Patrick's Day Madness

I'm going to drink heavily from 7am, vomit profusely all over the door of the GPO and generally act like a zombie menace. To celebrate my being Irish of course.

No stories but I have the same observation every year. It seems to bring out people with this weird mix of drifter/cowboy/knacker all in one.

Never see these people at any other time of year. It's like they come down from the mountain/out of their trailer for the one week of the year only.

A gang of us went drinking in London one Paddys day in early 90s and ended up in a strangers house party in Kilburn.

Woke up the next morning in the sitting room with bodies trown everywhere to the most disgusting smell ever.

After some investigation it turned out someone drunkingly sleepwalking took a big scuttery sh1t on the radiator.

Jesus , as long as I live ill never smell anything as bad as baked bogger crap.

Ah it's only messy when the lightweight teenagers are around. They stagger about in their track suits with cans of cheap cider and then mysteriously disappear around 6pm to make more teenage babies.

Just go see a parade early and talk to some tourists - it's great craic.
Then go home after the parade to avoid the teenagers.
Then head out at 9pm, packed pubs with dodgy bands playing rebel songs.

Better than Arthur's Day* anyway (*copyrighted).

Madness? Nah.

Phoenix wrote: »

Any tales of drunken violence,depravity and debauchery from your respective towns,cities and villages?

Yeah I remember one year my exes sister lost the plot completely. We was all out drinking all day when suddenly out of nowhere she turns around and punches her best friend in the face. Of course there was mayhem and she got kicked out that pub.
We go over the road to another pub and she starts fighting with another girl and gets barred from there too. We go into a third pub and she started fighting there too and got barred. So she was barred from 3 pubs in about 15 mins. The girl doesn't drink now, probably better off.

Another year was standing outside the pub at 5pm on the phone to a mate.
This English guy who had been in the pub 5 mins before came flying out the door and three fellas came out the door after him and beat the Shiite outta him so he goes home, and comes back about 5 mins later. He was chasing the fellas who beat him around cars and the street with a samuri sword swinging it everyway until the guards came and took him away lol.... Heard afterwards that he was started on in the pub for no reason other than being English....

0-3 reminded me today wasn't it... will be sick of the sight of fcuking shamrocks come sunday.