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How do you want to be dealt with when you pass on?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,047 ✭✭✭Da Shins Kelly


    Burial - No Donation
    I'd like my body to be put into that Bodies exhibition thing. That'd be cool.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    Soylent Green. Just saying.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,718 ✭✭✭Hal1


    Blast me out the arse hole of one of those virgin galatic yolks...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,915 ✭✭✭cursai


    Donate my corpse to the atheist forum so they can pick at the remains like vultures.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,000 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    Something along these lines


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 197 ✭✭Stellaluna


    Burial - body entirely to Science
    Donate anything useful, no embalming, then bury me so I can work my way back up the food chain.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 901 ✭✭✭Vicar in a tutu


    I just wanna be left on the couch


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,798 ✭✭✭✭DrumSteve


    I dont wanna die.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,427 ✭✭✭RustyNut


    Gatling wrote: »
    Cooked and served in a bun along with some tesco finest chips and onion rings,

    Howarya Horse.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    Cremation - body entirely to Science
    strapped to some pallets,set ablaze and floated down the tolka river.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 499 ✭✭greenflash


    Scattered in the Phoenix Park. Not cremated, just scattered.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 568 ✭✭✭iguy


    Feed me to the hungry and give my bones
    to the dog,
    that's what I chose,
    except feed all my flesh to the the dogs including the bones!!!!!
    I'm not worth f all!!!!!
    account will be closed tomorrow!!!

    bye,
    Yours sincerely,

    iguy!!!
    bye guys......:/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 372 ✭✭The Pheasant


    Feed me to the hungry and give my bones to the dog
    Well I want ACDC's "Highway to hell" played at my funeral (my family don't particularly like this idea but I've assured them I'll haunt them if they leave it out of the ceremony) and I want anything of use donated, then my body cremated with the ashes mixed with cement into some kind of structure and thrown into the sea to form a small reef for sea life


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,288 ✭✭✭TheUsual


    Lo there do I see my Father.
    Lo there do I see my Mother, my Sisters and my Brothers.

    Lo there do I see the line of my people, back to the beginning.
    Lo they do call to me.
    They bid me take my place among them in the halls of Valhalla.
    Where the brave may live forever.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,499 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    A mausoleum would be nice. Other than that a sealed casket buried under a cheap stone.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,385 ✭✭✭monkeypants


    Cremation - body entirely to Science
    Assuming that nothing is suitable for donation when I'm finished with it, set me On fire and twang me into a tree.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Given my medical history (hydrocephalus) , I'd like to donate my brain to RCSI, whatever else is useful can be donated and burn the rest. Have a short ceremony and then the mother of all pissups where the Jameson and stories flow freely.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,804 ✭✭✭Setun


    A mausoleum would be nice. Other than that a sealed casket buried under a cheap stone.
    I agree - ideally I'd be buried in an above-ground mausoleum so I have an easy escape if it turns out I'm not actually dead but just in a extraordinarily deep sleep. :P

    That Alfred Hitchcock story about the guy who gets buried alive has had a lasting impression on me :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,612 ✭✭✭Lelantos


    Cremation - body entirely to Science
    I wish to be embalmed, then when the Rose of Tralee parade is going thru town, to be sat between the incumbent Rose & Daithí O Sé in the open top car. At the end of the journey they can lash a few dozen fireworks to my body & launch me into the night sky, spreading chunks of me over the town (and people) I love :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Rasheed


    Burial - Organs to donation
    I'd like to donate organs if possible, and have a organ donor card but the chances of dying in such a way that the organs would be viable, and of use to someone else, is slim.

    Wouldn't feel comfortable giving my body or any part to science though, don't know why.

    Other than that, I'd like to be buried.


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  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,464 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    Burial - body entirely to Science
    Ideally I'd like to be cryogenically frozen with a view to coming back one day.

    Failing that, buried with organs donated.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,094 ✭✭✭The Cool




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,801 ✭✭✭Ruudi_Mentari


    I wish my ashes to blow back in the face of those that did release them


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,987 ✭✭✭Legs.Eleven


    Cremation - body entirely to Science
    Stuffed and placed in corner of family's (hopefully tiny) sitting room to be remembered always.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭LizT


    All organs donated if possible and then buried. Although I'm not even fussed about being buried, they can pretty much do what they want with me once I'm dead.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 54 ✭✭M44B19


    Sold on DoneDeal.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Strapped onto Phil Hogans back.


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