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Do you sleep with a weapon?

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  • #32
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,608 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    Nope, I don't need one.


  • #33
    Kxiii
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 864 ✭✭✭Kxiii


    rockbeast wrote: »
    A medieval ball and chain

    Ah here there's no need to call her that. :P


  • #34
    beeroclock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 237 ✭✭beeroclock


    Super-Rush wrote: »
    Yes a knife with a 10 inch blade in my bedside drawer.

    Me too


  • #35
    stmol32
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 718 ✭✭✭stmol32


    beeroclock wrote: »
    Me too

    Do you both sleep together so?


  • #36
    johnny_knoxvile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭johnny_knoxvile


    davet82 wrote: »
    i'd rather the burglar take me than sleep beside that...

    sorry mr.harney :D

    I don't sleep "beside that"...I sleep under that. Enveloped by her warm loving mass. Offeringing me protection from any number of predators, lions and tigers included.


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  • #37
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    Super-Rush wrote: »
    Yes a knife with a 10 inch blade in my bedside drawer.

    Paul Hogan?


  • #38
    Witcher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,521 ✭✭✭✭Witcher


    I keep a sack of doorknobs close by:pac:


  • #39
    Lelantos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,612 ✭✭✭Lelantos


    Blay wrote: »
    I keep a sack of doorknobs close by:pac:
    Enda Kenny, is that you?!


  • #40
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    johnny_knoxvile wrote: »
    I don't sleep "beside that"...I sleep under that.

    sort of like a water bed, sweet :D


  • #41
    rockbeast
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,548 ✭✭✭rockbeast


    Kxiii wrote: »
    Ah here there's no need to call her that. :P

    That's Mrs. Beast to you!:)


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  • #42
    beeroclock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 237 ✭✭beeroclock


    stmol32 wrote: »
    Do you both sleep together so?

    ha! no


  • #43
    o1s1n
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,941 ✭✭✭✭o1s1n
    Master of the Universe


    efb wrote: »
    Really I sleep beside my MacBook Air

    Maybe you could attack them with Apple product placement? :pac:

    'Put my iphone 5 down! Dont even think of looking at that ipod 5th gen OLED Steve Jobs Special Edition!'

    /burglers head explodes.


  • #44
    Yellowblackbird
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 603 ✭✭✭Yellowblackbird


    Major High Carpet wrote: »
    Nope, I don't need one.


    What if there's ten of them?

    And they have machine guns and grenades? And a nuclear missile


  • #45
    thebaz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,229 ✭✭✭✭thebaz


    2 battered fists


  • #46
    wilkie2006
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,053 ✭✭✭wilkie2006


    Super-Rush wrote: »
    Yes a knife with a 10 inch blade in my bedside drawer.

    Seriously??! That's a bit weird. If you used that on a burglar - whatever the outcome - you'd be pretty fucked.


  • #47
    Chavways
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,904 ✭✭✭Chavways


    Have a big knife next to my bed. Only problem I see with it is that if someone does break in and comes up to my room without me hearing them then they have a weapon to use against me right there in front of them.


  • #48
    Teyla Emmagan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,638 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    No. Ye are all frightening me now, do I need one?!

    I would always be frightened a knife or something would be taken off me and used against me!


  • #49
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    wilkie2006 wrote: »
    Seriously??! That's a bit weird. If you used that on a burglar - whatever the outcome - you'd be pretty fucked.

    It was for killing crocodiles with your honour :cool:


  • #50
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    wilkie2006 wrote: »
    Seriously??! That's a bit weird. If you used that on a burglar - whatever the outcome - you'd be pretty fucked.

    Its my home and my family.

    If i have to protect them i will.


  • #51
    herisson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,676 ✭✭✭✭herisson


    I have a hurl beside my wardrobe because i have nowhere else to put it.


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  • #52
    squod
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,702 ✭✭✭squod


    davet82 wrote: »
    your cock doesn't count! :P

    But thats how I count to eleven. Or 21 for hard sums.


  • #53
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Pixie-Fairy wrote: »
    I have a hurl beside my wardrobe because i have nowhere else to put it.

    In the wardrobe ?


  • #54
    c_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,436 ✭✭✭c_man


    Yanks may sleep with a gun under the pillow but my hurl does me fine!


  • #55
    DaisyD2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 108 ✭✭DaisyD2


    Been sleeping with a mini samurai sword beside my mattress since I robbed it out of my Grandas shed when I was 12 but come to think of it I also have a Harley Davidson flick knife & two leathermans (like swiss army kits) & thats just in my bedroom! :o


  • #56
    GalwayGuy2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,269 ✭✭✭GalwayGuy2


    Bet the Martial Arts people are proud they can call themselves weapons:P


  • #57
    Witcher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,521 ✭✭✭✭Witcher


    c_man wrote: »
    Yanks may sleep with a gun under the pillow but my hurl does me fine!

    Until it gets pulled off ya and implanted in the back of your head:pac:


  • #58
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,723 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Wolf in the kitchen and two guns beside the bed. I'm currently figuring out my 'zombie weaponry'


  • #59
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    c_man wrote: »
    Yanks may sleep with a gun under the pillow but my hurl does me fine!

    is it not a bit uncomfortable sleeping with a hurl under your pillow ?


  • #60
    herisson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,676 ✭✭✭✭herisson


    mattjack wrote: »
    In the wardrobe ?

    Theres no more room in my wardrobe for anything.


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  • #61
    ElleEm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,981 ✭✭✭ElleEm


    My boyfriend has always gone on about having a weapon in the bedroom, but it doesn't sit well with me at all.

    I remember coming home after a night shift once and a big wooden statue from the hall was beside the bed. I asked why, and he said he heard a noise in the night so took it in for protection. He would use ANYTHING as a weapon if the need came.

    He is also quite an active sleeper, (shouting, kicking, chatting, etc.). I would be afraid if there was a bat or something in the room there would be a chance I could get a smack of it while he is sleeping!


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