Do you sleep with a weapon?

davet82

and no your cock doesn't count! :P

Out with the lads on Saturday and to cut a long story short about a break in, they all proceeded to name their weapon of choice that is kept in the bedroom, baseball bat, golf club, hurley ect...

i sleep with my mobile phone beside me thats it

but is it common practice to sleep with a sport equitment/weapon now-a-days or am I surrounded by paranoid freaks?

efb

Does a rampant rabbit count?

jamesbondings

i have a sock full of coins down the side of the bed, wouldnt like a smack of that in the face i tells ya!

Nodin

Bit harsh. Some times she's grand.

0ph0rce0

Big Metal Bar Beside My Bed.

For Head Crushing

johnny_knoxvile

does my girlfriend count?

Seachmall

I sleep with a large black man.






no homo

davet82

efb wrote: »

Does a rampant rabbit count?

depends how effective it would be as a weapon i suppose... although bein beaten to death with a rampant rabbit sounds painful :pac:

Lawrence1895

Does a werewolf in a cat's costume count?

Boombastic

I sleep with a loaded gun


and a bale of hay, just in case of night mares

davet82

jamesbondings wrote: »

i have a sock full of coins down the side of the bed, wouldnt like a smack of that in the face i tells ya!

i could picture the sock splitting and aload of 5cents hittin the burgalar in the face and just making him really mad

efb

davet82 wrote: »

depends how effective it would be as a weapon i suppose... although bein beaten to death with a rampant rabbit sounds painful :pac:

Especially I'f the condom is still on

Super-Rush

Yes a knife with a 10 inch blade in my bedside drawer.

renandstimpy

does the neighbours wife count:-)

BillyMitchel

My dog sleeps on the landing. I'd choose him over anything up until sub machine guns! Even then, miss and you're focked!!

Sarky

I have a black belt in karate so technically I suppose I do.

AnonoBoy

Yes.

If a frail narcoleptic on death's door breaks into my house and falls asleep he better watch the f*ck out cause I've got a pillow right here!

Agricola

No, my name isnt Dwayne and Im not in America!

davet82

johnny_knoxvile wrote: »

does my girlfriend count?

does she know karate?

johnny_knoxvile

jamesbondings wrote: »

i have a sock full of coins down the side of the bed, wouldnt like a smack of that in the face i tells ya!

But a gentle smack on the ass is likely to titillate and gives a nice "just struck it lucky on the slot machines" sound.

efb

Really I sleep beside my MacBook Air

davet82

Agricola wrote: »

No, my name isnt Dwayne and Im not in America!

see hurley...

i.e Seán from Ballinasloe

johnny_knoxvile

davet82 wrote: »

does she know karate?

no.

But her name strikes fear into the hearts of men.

Her name...

Mary Harney.

tim3000

I used to sleep with a knife beside my bed.. my dad used to sleep with one underneath the mattress. I'm sure there is some weapon in my room at present

Real Life

Agricola wrote: »

No, my name isnt Dwayne and Im not in America!

oh right

CrazyRabbit

Homemade explosives. They'll never take me alive!!!

Real Life

I just checked for what could be used as a weapon in my room.
I have a stanley knife, a screwdriver, a lace and a cigar cutter. a stapler if im really stuck. i think il be ok

davet82

johnny_knoxvile wrote: »

no.

But her name strikes fear into the hearts of men.

Her name...

Mary Harney.

i'd rather the burglar take me than sleep beside that...

sorry mr.harney

stmol32

My massive penis is the only weapon I sleep with.

Lelantos

I'm too lazy to get out of bed to pee, so I keep a bucket beside the bed.......hope someone tries it the night I get diarrhoea

rockbeast

A medieval ball and chain

arybvtcw0eolkf

Nope, I don't need one.

Kxiii

rockbeast wrote: »

A medieval ball and chain

Ah here there's no need to call her that. :P

beeroclock

Super-Rush wrote: »

Yes a knife with a 10 inch blade in my bedside drawer.

Me too

stmol32

beeroclock wrote: »

Me too

Do you both sleep together so?

johnny_knoxvile

davet82 wrote: »

i'd rather the burglar take me than sleep beside that...

sorry mr.harney

I don't sleep "beside that"...I sleep under that. Enveloped by her warm loving mass. Offeringing me protection from any number of predators, lions and tigers included.

davet82

Super-Rush wrote: »

Yes a knife with a 10 inch blade in my bedside drawer.

Paul Hogan?

Witcher

I keep a sack of doorknobs close by:pac:

Lelantos

Blay wrote: »

I keep a sack of doorknobs close by:pac:

Enda Kenny, is that you?!

davet82

johnny_knoxvile wrote: »

I don't sleep "beside that"...I sleep under that.

sort of like a water bed, sweet

rockbeast

Kxiii wrote: »

Ah here there's no need to call her that. :P

That's Mrs. Beast to you!:)

beeroclock

stmol32 wrote: »

Do you both sleep together so?

ha! no

o1s1n

efb wrote: »

Really I sleep beside my MacBook Air

Maybe you could attack them with Apple product placement? :pac:

'Put my iphone 5 down! Dont even think of looking at that ipod 5th gen OLED Steve Jobs Special Edition!'

/burglers head explodes.

Yellowblackbird

Major High Carpet wrote: »

Nope, I don't need one.

What if there's ten of them?

And they have machine guns and grenades? And a nuclear missile

thebaz

2 battered fists

wilkie2006

Super-Rush wrote: »

Yes a knife with a 10 inch blade in my bedside drawer.

Seriously??! That's a bit weird. If you used that on a burglar - whatever the outcome - you'd be pretty fucked.

Chavways

Have a big knife next to my bed. Only problem I see with it is that if someone does break in and comes up to my room without me hearing them then they have a weapon to use against me right there in front of them.

Teyla Emmagan

No. Ye are all frightening me now, do I need one?!

I would always be frightened a knife or something would be taken off me and used against me!

davet82

wilkie2006 wrote: »

Seriously??! That's a bit weird. If you used that on a burglar - whatever the outcome - you'd be pretty fucked.

It was for killing crocodiles with your honour :cool:

Super-Rush

wilkie2006 wrote: »

Seriously??! That's a bit weird. If you used that on a burglar - whatever the outcome - you'd be pretty fucked.

Its my home and my family.

If i have to protect them i will.

herisson

I have a hurl beside my wardrobe because i have nowhere else to put it.