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Do you sleep with a weapon?

  • 06-03-2013 06:56PM
    #1
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    and no your cock doesn't count! :P

    Out with the lads on Saturday and to cut a long story short about a break in, they all proceeded to name their weapon of choice that is kept in the bedroom, baseball bat, golf club, hurley ect...

    i sleep with my mobile phone beside me thats it :o

    but is it common practice to sleep with a sport equitment/weapon now-a-days or am I surrounded by paranoid freaks?


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  • #2
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Does a rampant rabbit count?


  • #3
    jamesbondings
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,201 ✭✭✭jamesbondings


    i have a sock full of coins down the side of the bed, wouldnt like a smack of that in the face i tells ya!


  • #4
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Bit harsh. Some times she's grand.


  • #5
    0ph0rce0
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,304 ✭✭✭0ph0rce0


    Big Metal Bar Beside My Bed.

    For Head Crushing


  • #6
    johnny_knoxvile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭johnny_knoxvile


    does my girlfriend count?


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  • #7
    Seachmall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    I sleep with a large black man.






    no homo


  • #8
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    efb wrote: »
    Does a rampant rabbit count?

    depends how effective it would be as a weapon i suppose... although bein beaten to death with a rampant rabbit sounds painful :pac:


  • #9
    Lawrence1895
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,627 ✭✭✭Lawrence1895


    Does a werewolf in a cat's costume count?


  • #10
    Boombastic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    I sleep with a loaded gun :D


    and a bale of hay, just in case of night mares


  • #11
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    jamesbondings wrote: »
    i have a sock full of coins down the side of the bed, wouldnt like a smack of that in the face i tells ya!

    i could picture the sock splitting and aload of 5cents hittin the burgalar in the face and just making him really mad :D


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  • #12
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    davet82 wrote: »
    depends how effective it would be as a weapon i suppose... although bein beaten to death with a rampant rabbit sounds painful :pac:

    Especially I'f the condom is still on :D


  • #13
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Yes a knife with a 10 inch blade in my bedside drawer.


  • #14
    renandstimpy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 442 ✭✭renandstimpy


    does the neighbours wife count:-)


  • #15
    BillyMitchel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    My dog sleeps on the landing. I'd choose him over anything up until sub machine guns! Even then, miss and you're focked!!


  • #16
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I have a black belt in karate so technically I suppose I do.


  • #17
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Yes.

    If a frail narcoleptic on death's door breaks into my house and falls asleep he better watch the f*ck out cause I've got a pillow right here!


  • #18
    Agricola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    No, my name isnt Dwayne and Im not in America!


  • #19
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    johnny_knoxvile wrote: »
    does my girlfriend count?

    does she know karate? :)


  • #20
    johnny_knoxvile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭johnny_knoxvile


    jamesbondings wrote: »
    i have a sock full of coins down the side of the bed, wouldnt like a smack of that in the face i tells ya!

    But a gentle smack on the ass is likely to titillate and gives a nice "just struck it lucky on the slot machines" sound.


  • #21
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Really I sleep beside my MacBook Air


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  • #22
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    Agricola wrote: »
    No, my name isnt Dwayne and Im not in America!

    see hurley...

    i.e Seán from Ballinasloe :D


  • #23
    johnny_knoxvile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭johnny_knoxvile


    davet82 wrote: »
    does she know karate? :)


    no.

    But her name strikes fear into the hearts of men.

    Her name...

    Mary Harney.


  • #24
    tim3000
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 555 ✭✭✭tim3000


    I used to sleep with a knife beside my bed.. my dad used to sleep with one underneath the mattress. I'm sure there is some weapon in my room at present


  • #25
    Real Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 942 ✭✭✭Real Life


    Agricola wrote: »
    No, my name isnt Dwayne and Im not in America!

    oh right


  • #26
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    Homemade explosives. They'll never take me alive!!!


  • #27
    Real Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 942 ✭✭✭Real Life


    I just checked for what could be used as a weapon in my room.
    I have a stanley knife, a screwdriver, a lace and a cigar cutter. a stapler if im really stuck. i think il be ok


  • #28
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    johnny_knoxvile wrote: »
    no.

    But her name strikes fear into the hearts of men.

    Her name...

    Mary Harney.

    i'd rather the burglar take me than sleep beside that...

    sorry mr.harney :D


  • #29
    stmol32
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 718 ✭✭✭stmol32


    My massive penis is the only weapon I sleep with.


  • #30
    Lelantos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,612 ✭✭✭Lelantos


    I'm too lazy to get out of bed to pee, so I keep a bucket beside the bed.......hope someone tries it the night I get diarrhoea ;)


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  • #31
    rockbeast
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,548 ✭✭✭rockbeast


    A medieval ball and chain


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