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The Hemmingway Challenge. Can YOU create a six word story?

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    #842
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    Luca Brasi wrote: »
    She looked like she was sixteen

    If you know what I mean


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    #843
    fatknacker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,342 ✭✭✭fatknacker


    A man, a plan, a canal.


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    #844
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    A man, his plan, some anal.


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    #845
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    Katie 'Jordan' Price, floppy welly top.


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    #846
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    Engagement ring found atop a gravestone.


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    #847
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    fatknacker wrote: »
    A man, a plan, a canal.

    Mr. Owl ate my metal worm


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    #848
    ShadowHearth
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,911 ✭✭✭✭ShadowHearth


    I took your jobs and women.


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    #849
    fatknacker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,342 ✭✭✭fatknacker


    Walkin' on sunshine: Christopher Walken's tale.


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    #850
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    Now it hurts when I wee.


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    #851
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Watched Jersey Shore. Still feel dirty.


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    #852
    fatknacker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,342 ✭✭✭fatknacker


    When he died, he was dead.


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    #853
    coolhull
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    For sale: car, heavily blood spattered


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    #854
    Apolloyon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 322 ✭✭Apolloyon


    Man is something to be surpassed.


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    #855
    vex
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 145 ✭✭vex


    woman make the best bacon sandwiches

    my balls tingle with anticipation now

    At the thought of bacon sandwiches


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    #856
    Vojera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,812 ✭✭✭Vojera


    One backward glance: all became salt.


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    #857
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    vex wrote: »
    woman make the best bacon sandwiches

    my balls tingle with anticipation now

    At the thought of bacon sandwiches

    Sandwich ironically chokes sexist joke man.


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    #858
    Irishgoatman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,741 ✭✭✭Irishgoatman


    vex wrote: »
    woman make the best bacon sandwiches

    my balls tingle with anticipation now

    At the thought of bacon sandwiches

    Only if they are thinly sliced.


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    #859
    vex
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 145 ✭✭vex


    kunst nugget wrote: »
    Sandwich ironically chokes sexist joke man.

    Only lack of humor caused death :D


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    #860
    The Barefoot Pizza Thief
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 240 ✭✭The Barefoot Pizza Thief


    The replica weapon lay blood soaked.


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    #861
    DwightSchrute1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 309 ✭✭DwightSchrute1


    Strong man wanted; Horse out sick


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    #862
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Stories in this thread went downhill.


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    #863
    mawk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,737 ✭✭✭mawk


    Ignoring voicemail... I know the scandal


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    #864
    mawk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,737 ✭✭✭mawk


    Man died from forgetting his knife


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    #865
    vex
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 145 ✭✭vex


    I farted silently in the elevator


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    #866
    Andrewf20
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,280 ✭✭✭Andrewf20


    Unfortunetly i cant count anymore.


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    #867
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,669 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Life for me is over now.


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    #868
    marnie d
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 148 ✭✭marnie d


    Pouring a whiskey, night's getting started!!


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    #869
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    Enough cock to handrail the M50


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    #870
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    I did not smell my finger


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    #871
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    Then she said, F*uck Off Shrek.


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