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The Hemmingway Challenge. Can YOU create a six word story?

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#902 06-03-2013 11:13AM

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stefan idiot jones wrote: »

Welsh Man: Fu@king Chancer, Hangs Head.

stefan idiot jones, he tried goddammit!

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#903 06-03-2013 11:19AM

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Cat Pelt In Bin: Chicken Curry.

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#904 06-03-2013 11:33AM

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I gave her a pearl necklace.

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#905 06-03-2013 03:57PM

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stefan idiot jones, mad or both?

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#906 06-03-2013 04:01PM

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I woke up. To be Continued.....

That's how you make a 6 word story a money-spinner. Now all I have to do is come up with sequels.

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#907 06-03-2013 04:30PM

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StompToWork wrote: »

I woke up. To be Continued.....

That's how you make a 6 word story a money-spinner. Now all I have to do is come up with sequels.

'Died then woke up, my story!'

Now you're talking filthy lucre.
Suggested sequels:

'Died harder, but still woke up'
'Died again, a wake-up call'
'Die today, wake-up younger tomorrow'
'Tired of dying?, buy my book'

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#908 07-03-2013 08:11AM

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Meanwhile, in Ireland.................Ikea Hot Dogs.

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#909 07-03-2013 08:20AM

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The perfect alibi: It was me

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#910 07-03-2013 08:25AM

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Voted Fine Gael.........................Falls On Sword.

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#911 07-03-2013 08:35AM

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Enda choked on my ballot paper.

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#912 09-03-2013 05:44PM

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Time traveler sat by himself. Literally

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#913 09-03-2013 07:29PM

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No beginning, no middle, no end.:mad:

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#914 09-03-2013 07:51PM

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Youthful and vibrant once. Dead now.

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#915 09-03-2013 07:56PM

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Ghosts cannot say "I do".

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#916 09-03-2013 08:15PM

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Obesity widespread. Famine elsewhere. Compassion lacking.

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#917 09-03-2013 08:15PM

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Fat man ate; hungry man died.

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#918 09-03-2013 08:47PM

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C6H12O6 (s) + 6 O2 (g) → 6 CO2 (g) + 6 H2O (l) + heat

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#919 09-03-2013 10:27PM

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Original poster spelt my name wrong

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#920 09-03-2013 11:05PM

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Great thread brought low by filler.

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#921 09-03-2013 11:10PM

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'Them belly full but we hungry.'

Bob Marley.

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#922 09-03-2013 11:28PM

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Die Hard's on. Result!
Filler line.

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#923 09-03-2013 11:30PM

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Had an itch. Got it scratched.

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#924 09-03-2013 11:33PM

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GoldenTickets wrote: »

Great thread brought low by filler.

A literary snob ? Impress us then ?

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#925 09-03-2013 11:37PM

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His World of Six Word Posts...

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#926 09-03-2013 11:42PM

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Always in motion, is the future.

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#927 09-03-2013 11:50PM

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Driven to the edge, then over.

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#928 09-03-2013 11:58PM

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She said No,I didn't listen.

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#929 10-03-2013 12:02AM

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He didn't listen, I ended him.

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#930 10-03-2013 12:04AM

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Do you want my phone number:p

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#931 10-03-2013 12:17AM

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Brazilian stepfather: Black Bags, In Canal.

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