Rules for The Island

01-03-2013 05:23PM

gallag wrote: »

Stop posting in this thread, we the people have spoken and you have been hanged. Viva le revolution! !!

get in the dinghy!!!

BBDBB · 01-03-2013 05:23PM

Deleted User wrote: »

And how are we supposed to enjoy the sunrises???
No extermination camps. you get a dinghy, a paddle and 10 mins rowing time. If you are still in the snipers view at that point, the dinghy gets it

sun rises? yer having a laff, people wont be up and about at sunrise, the curfew wont let them out until at least half nine!

gobnaitolunacy · 01-03-2013 05:24PM

Deleted User wrote: »

I was thinking of bracelet type watches. Prevents tardiness too!!!

Have you got something in a gents sports watch?

01-03-2013 05:25PM

BBDBB wrote: »

sun rises? yer having a laff, people wont be up and about at sunrise, the curfew wont let them out until at least half nine!

curfews....i like it. No under 18's out after dark. The microchip will give the inhabitant an electric shock per minute they pass the curfew, of increasing voltage

gallag · 01-03-2013 05:25PM

Paddle paddle paddle paddle paddle

crockholm · 01-03-2013 05:26PM

Bring a n old odd sock OP, it could get very lonely

ejmaztec · 01-03-2013 05:26PM

It will be interesting to see whether "Sh1thole Island" comes to anything, or whether it will always only be Geeby's dream.

01-03-2013 05:27PM

gobnaitolunacy wrote: »

Have you got something in a gents sports watch?

certainly sir. Please PM me for your information pack and watch/chip catalogue!

I wondered why there was a lack of support. The workers aren't at home to support me, just the layabouts at this time

**Vai** · 01-03-2013 05:29PM

geeby wrote: »

certainly sir. Please PM me for your information pack and watch/chip catalogue!

I wondered why there was a lack of support. The workers aren't at home to support me, just the layabouts at this time

Civil servants have been off since 4 :-)

Oranage2 · 01-03-2013 05:30PM

I think everyone would benefit from a caste system where lower caste people are basically slaves.

mikom · 01-03-2013 05:30PM

Deleted User wrote: »

All children from birth (and new inhabitants) to be fingerprinted

Deleted User wrote: »

If we do have crime, then the death penalty exists and pickpockets and thieves lose a finger per crime. Three fingers lost means expulsion from the island

Back to the drawing board, little Hitler.

BBDBB · 01-03-2013 05:31PM

Deleted User wrote: »

curfews....i like it. No under 18's out after dark. The microchip will give the inhabitant an electric shock per minute they pass the curfew, of increasing voltage

18!!!!!!!!!!

Jeez, yer not one of those namby pamby liberal despotic dictators are ya?

hyperborean · 01-03-2013 05:33PM

**Vai** wrote: »

Civil servants have been off since 4 :-)

You would never get a civil servant on boards outside of working hours? too busy spending our money.

Nodin · 01-03-2013 05:34PM

Deleted User wrote: »

So, in my imagination, I am purchasing an Island and inviting people to create a community there. What rules would you make??
Some of mine are:
All children from birth (and new inhabitants) to be fingerprinted, have DNA taken and wear a microchipped piece of unremoveable jewellery. Hoping this reduces/eliminates crime

If we do have crime, then the death penalty exists and pickpockets and thieves lose a finger per crime. Three fingers lost means expulsion from the island

Bankers salaries are capped and nurses must earn a higher average wage than them.

No religion on the island.

Unemployed people must do 40 hours per week of community service until such time as they become employed.

Mandatory random drug tests. People caught must leave the island.

No Liverpool supporters.

Any more suggestions welcome!!

Ye won't have to worry about overpopulation at least....

Playboy · 01-03-2013 05:35PM

having children wouldnt be an automatic right and would need to be approved in the same way we approve people to adopt children. Too many lunatics in this world having children who cant take care of them and abuse them, the kids then grow up and do the same in an endless cycle of insanity.

01-03-2013 05:37PM

Playboy wrote: »

having children wouldnt be an automatic right and would need to be approved in the same way we approve people to adopt children. Too many lunatics in this world having children who cant take care of them and abuse them, the kids then grow up and do the same in an endless cycle of insanity.

Congrats on your promotion Playboy. Vice president!
remember, no coups....rule #912

I'm thinking we put the Pill in our water supply. Only those deemed suitable by a jury of peers are able to access unaffected water

Playboy · 01-03-2013 05:40PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Congrats on your promotion Playboy. Vice president!
remember, no coups....rule #912

I'm thinking we put the Pill in our water supply. Only those deemed suitable by a jury of peers are able to access unaffected water

What an innovative solution to administering the problem. no need to worry about a coup... I'm a devoted follower!

gallag · 01-03-2013 05:42PM

Will you let them eat cake?

01-03-2013 05:44PM

gallag wrote: »

Will you let them eat cake?

All cakes are available except Space
No tax/vat on cake or biscuits

Crooked Jack · 01-03-2013 05:47PM

Deleted User wrote: »

So, in my imagination, I am purchasing an Island and inviting people to create a community there. What rules would you make??
Some of mine are:
All children from birth (and new inhabitants) to be fingerprinted, have DNA taken and wear a microchipped piece of unremoveable jewellery. Hoping this reduces/eliminates crime

If we do have crime, then the death penalty exists and pickpockets and thieves lose a finger per crime. Three fingers lost means expulsion from the island

Bankers salaries are capped and nurses must earn a higher average wage than them.

No religion on the island.

Unemployed people must do 40 hours per week of community service until such time as they become employed.

Mandatory random drug tests. People caught must leave the island.

No Liverpool supporters.

Any more suggestions welcome!!

Invade this island and liberate its people.

gallag · 01-03-2013 05:48PM

Are all drugs banned? Alcohol? Coffee? Paracetamol?

01-03-2013 05:49PM

Crooked Jack wrote: »

Invade this island and liberate its people.

No one will be there against their will... FREE dinghys for all

Crooked Jack · 01-03-2013 05:50PM

Deleted User wrote: »

No one will be there against their will... FREE dinghys for all

All right then. I change my suggestion to avoid this island, at all costs. The people who would choose to live there must be minus craic

gallag · 01-03-2013 05:52PM

Will you be addressed as glorious leader or king? Also, where do you stand on prostitution and gambling?

01-03-2013 05:52PM

Crooked Jack wrote: »

All right then. I change my suggestion to avoid this island, at all costs. The people who would choose to live there must be minus craic

its crack and yes, all drugs banned :-)

01-03-2013 05:59PM

gallag wrote: »

Will you be addressed as glorious leader or king? Also, where do you stand on prostitution and gambling?

i'd prefer to be called Island Supervisor...i'm not the centre-of-attention type

Crooked Jack · 01-03-2013 06:01PM

Deleted User wrote: »

its crack and yes, all drugs banned :-)

Even like penicillin and caffeine and alcohol and a paracetemol?

01-03-2013 06:03PM

Crooked Jack wrote: »

Even like penicillin and caffeine and alcohol and a paracetemol?

Only those deemed illegal in Ireland...and Dutch gold

gallag · 01-03-2013 06:03PM

Can people keep exotic pets? And will there be any laws or regulations regarding masterbation?

**Vai** · 01-03-2013 06:05PM

geeby wrote: »

Only those deemed illegal in Ireland...and Dutch gold

What about Danish Gold?

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