Rules for The Island

So, in my imagination, I am purchasing an Island and inviting people to create a community there. What rules would you make??
Some of mine are:
All children from birth (and new inhabitants) to be fingerprinted, have DNA taken and wear a microchipped piece of unremoveable jewellery. Hoping this reduces/eliminates crime

If we do have crime, then the death penalty exists and pickpockets and thieves lose a finger per crime. Three fingers lost means expulsion from the island

Bankers salaries are capped and nurses must earn a higher average wage than them.

No religion on the island.

Unemployed people must do 40 hours per week of community service until such time as they become employed.

Mandatory random drug tests. People caught must leave the island.

No Liverpool supporters.

Any more suggestions welcome!!

Duggy747

Are you creating an island or North Korea 2.0?

Mine would be:

Free doughnuts for all.

If you commit a crime, no more doughnuts for you.

GavRedKing

Sounds wonderful, forgive me for leaving the Island for North Korea.

uch

You're scats !

orestes

Congragulations OP, you're a fascist.

Duggy747

Duggy747 wrote: »

Are you creating an island or North Korea 2.0?

Mine would be:

Free doughnuts for all.

If you commit a crime, no more doughnuts for you.

Doughnuts would become the drug when we cant import enough dough from Afghanistan. Depending on the interest in my idea, we could possibly invade NK 1.0

Sergeant

How about you head out to the Island, OP; get the community created, and then report back in, say, 40 years to let us know how it got on?

smash

Deleted User wrote: »

So, in my imagination, I am purchasing an Island and inviting people to create a community there. What rules would you make??
Some of mine are:
All children from birth (and new inhabitants) to be fingerprinted, have DNA taken and wear a microchipped piece of unremoveable jewellery. Hoping this reduces/eliminates crime

If we do have crime, then the death penalty exists and pickpockets and thieves lose a finger per crime. Three fingers lost means expulsion from the island

Bankers salaries are capped and nurses must earn a higher average wage than them.

No religion on the island.

Unemployed people must do 40 hours per week of community service until such time as they become employed.

Mandatory random drug tests. People caught must leave the island.

No Liverpool supporters.

Any more suggestions welcome!!

Do you also plan to deflower girls when they come of age?


ps: your island sucks!

Penn

If you wanted an island all to yourself, don't invite people to live there and make so many terrible rules that no one would want to live there. Just don't invite people. You'll save so much money which you could use to pay the nurses that won't be there.

smash

smash wrote: »

Do you also plan to deflower girls when they come of age?


ps: your island sucks!

age of consent:
Vatican City - 12
My island - 18. Sorry pervs

Chuck Stone

Fascist fantasy thread #372

Penn

And I'm genuinely surprised Prima Nocta rights weren't on your list

Seedy Arling

'No Liverpool supporters.'

Penn

Penn wrote: »

If you wanted an island all to yourself, don't invite people to live there and make so many terrible rules that no one would want to live there. Just don't invite people. You'll save so much money which you could use to pay the nurses that won't be there.

If you don't want to live there you must be either lazy or a criminal

gobnaitolunacy

Deleted User wrote: »

All children from birth (and new inhabitants) to be fingerprinted, have DNA taken and wear a microchipped piece of unremoveable jewellery. Hoping this reduces/eliminates crime

Is is a belly button ring that blows up if you try to remove it?

gobnaitolunacy

gobnaitolunacy wrote: »

Is is a belly button ring that blows up if you try to remove it?

I was thinking of bracelet type watches. Prevents tardiness too!!!

Kxiii

No drugs?

No thanks!:mad:

RainMaker

I propose a revolt to overthrow that Geeby fella :P

RainMaker

RainMaker wrote: »

I propose a revolt to overthrow that Geeby fella :P

Oi, no overthrows
Rule 814

super_furry

Deleted User wrote: »

If you don't want to live there you must be either lazy or a criminal

You're not very good at this are you? Need a pinch more subtlety and a smidgen of creativity.

BBDBB

can I have his Presidential Palace when the revoution is over?

gallag

RainMaker wrote: »

I propose a revolt to overthrow that Geeby fella :P

Yeeeeaaaahhhhhy, its our island now!! Drugs for all, still not Liverpool fans though!

Penn

Deleted User wrote: »

If you don't want to live there you must be either lazy or a criminal

Or "don't want to live where I'm microchipped" and I don't support the death penalty, especially as it seems you're probably going to be the judge, jury and executioner.

Mint Sauce

40 hours community service. They wouldn't have a chance to find a job at that rate.

:O

Dyr

1) Bring all your money and resources

2) **** off

Penn

Penn wrote: »

Or "don't want to live where I'm microchipped" and I don't support the death penalty, especially as it seems you're probably going to be the judge, jury and executioner.

As a mod of Grand Theft Auto i think we all know the real reason ;-)

BBDBB

can we have the extermination camps on the eastern side of the island so that house prices arent affected?

Plazaman

As a Rastafarian Banker who supports Liverpool, I and my Rasta brothers will invade your island and easily take over as there seems to be a bunch of pussies as none of who know how to fight for fear of expulsion.

BBDBB

BBDBB wrote: »

can we have the extermination camps on the eastern side of the island so that house prices arent affected?

And how are we supposed to enjoy the sunrises???
No extermination camps. you get a dinghy, a paddle and 10 mins rowing time. If you are still in the snipers view at that point, the dinghy gets it

gallag

geeby wrote: »

As a mod of Grandft Auto i think we all know the real reason ;-)

Stop posting in this thread, we the people have spoken and you have been hanged. Viva le revolution! !!

BBDBB

Well that escalated quickly

gallag

gallag wrote: »

Stop posting in this thread, we the people have spoken and you have been hanged. Viva le revolution! !!

get in the dinghy!!!

BBDBB

Deleted User wrote: »

And how are we supposed to enjoy the sunrises???
No extermination camps. you get a dinghy, a paddle and 10 mins rowing time. If you are still in the snipers view at that point, the dinghy gets it

sun rises? yer having a laff, people wont be up and about at sunrise, the curfew wont let them out until at least half nine!

gobnaitolunacy

Deleted User wrote: »

I was thinking of bracelet type watches. Prevents tardiness too!!!

Have you got something in a gents sports watch?

BBDBB

BBDBB wrote: »

sun rises? yer having a laff, people wont be up and about at sunrise, the curfew wont let them out until at least half nine!

curfews....i like it. No under 18's out after dark. The microchip will give the inhabitant an electric shock per minute they pass the curfew, of increasing voltage

gallag

Paddle paddle paddle paddle paddle

crockholm

Bring a n old odd sock OP, it could get very lonely

ejmaztec

It will be interesting to see whether "Sh1thole Island" comes to anything, or whether it will always only be Geeby's dream.

gobnaitolunacy

gobnaitolunacy wrote: »

Have you got something in a gents sports watch?

certainly sir. Please PM me for your information pack and watch/chip catalogue!

I wondered why there was a lack of support. The workers aren't at home to support me, just the layabouts at this time

**Vai**

geeby wrote: »

certainly sir. Please PM me for your information pack and watch/chip catalogue!

I wondered why there was a lack of support. The workers aren't at home to support me, just the layabouts at this time

Civil servants have been off since 4 :-)

Oranage2

I think everyone would benefit from a caste system where lower caste people are basically slaves.

mikom

Deleted User wrote: »

All children from birth (and new inhabitants) to be fingerprinted

Deleted User wrote: »

If we do have crime, then the death penalty exists and pickpockets and thieves lose a finger per crime. Three fingers lost means expulsion from the island

Back to the drawing board, little Hitler.

BBDBB

Deleted User wrote: »

curfews....i like it. No under 18's out after dark. The microchip will give the inhabitant an electric shock per minute they pass the curfew, of increasing voltage

18!!!!!!!!!!

Jeez, yer not one of those namby pamby liberal despotic dictators are ya?

hyperborean

**Vai** wrote: »

Civil servants have been off since 4 :-)

You would never get a civil servant on boards outside of working hours? too busy spending our money.

Nodin

Deleted User wrote: »

So, in my imagination, I am purchasing an Island and inviting people to create a community there. What rules would you make??
Some of mine are:
All children from birth (and new inhabitants) to be fingerprinted, have DNA taken and wear a microchipped piece of unremoveable jewellery. Hoping this reduces/eliminates crime

If we do have crime, then the death penalty exists and pickpockets and thieves lose a finger per crime. Three fingers lost means expulsion from the island

Bankers salaries are capped and nurses must earn a higher average wage than them.

No religion on the island.

Unemployed people must do 40 hours per week of community service until such time as they become employed.

Mandatory random drug tests. People caught must leave the island.

No Liverpool supporters.

Any more suggestions welcome!!

Ye won't have to worry about overpopulation at least....

Playboy

having children wouldnt be an automatic right and would need to be approved in the same way we approve people to adopt children. Too many lunatics in this world having children who cant take care of them and abuse them, the kids then grow up and do the same in an endless cycle of insanity.

Playboy

Playboy wrote: »

having children wouldnt be an automatic right and would need to be approved in the same way we approve people to adopt children. Too many lunatics in this world having children who cant take care of them and abuse them, the kids then grow up and do the same in an endless cycle of insanity.

Congrats on your promotion Playboy. Vice president!
remember, no coups....rule #912

I'm thinking we put the Pill in our water supply. Only those deemed suitable by a jury of peers are able to access unaffected water

Playboy

Deleted User wrote: »

Congrats on your promotion Playboy. Vice president!
remember, no coups....rule #912

I'm thinking we put the Pill in our water supply. Only those deemed suitable by a jury of peers are able to access unaffected water

What an innovative solution to administering the problem. no need to worry about a coup... I'm a devoted follower!

gallag

Will you let them eat cake?

gallag

gallag wrote: »

Will you let them eat cake?

All cakes are available except Space
No tax/vat on cake or biscuits

Crooked Jack

Deleted User wrote: »

So, in my imagination, I am purchasing an Island and inviting people to create a community there. What rules would you make??
Some of mine are:
All children from birth (and new inhabitants) to be fingerprinted, have DNA taken and wear a microchipped piece of unremoveable jewellery. Hoping this reduces/eliminates crime

If we do have crime, then the death penalty exists and pickpockets and thieves lose a finger per crime. Three fingers lost means expulsion from the island

Bankers salaries are capped and nurses must earn a higher average wage than them.

No religion on the island.

Unemployed people must do 40 hours per week of community service until such time as they become employed.

Mandatory random drug tests. People caught must leave the island.

No Liverpool supporters.

Any more suggestions welcome!!

Invade this island and liberate its people.