Prank present

idunno78 · 20-02-2013 04:13PM #1

Hi.
It's my boyfriend birthday tomorrow. I have a present but want to give him something to open to make him wonder what the fûck is going on.
I looked on google but thought yr good people of after hours will have belters of ideas!!! I won't be able to go to mental (money/time/living in the country constraints).

Thanks

MrStuffins · 20-02-2013 04:14PM

Get an empty Macbook pro box and hand it to him.

And just as he's about to open it, shag his best mate!

antodeco · 20-02-2013 04:15PM

Try and buy a life look dead animal. Put it in a box. give it to him and then act rally upset when you realise its dead.

CardBordWindow · 20-02-2013 04:15PM

A used tampon. He'll never expect it, or know how to react.
Then tell him it's not yours.

Pig Benis · 20-02-2013 04:17PM

Get a picture of a fake ultrasound, put it in a card and watch him run a mile.

castletownman · 20-02-2013 04:19PM

Last Christmas, my cousin gave his nephews and nieces a slice of toast wrapped in wrapping paper as a "gift". The look of disgust on their faces was hilarious!

Duggy747 · 20-02-2013 04:19PM

Keep promising all day that you'll have sex with him.

Then just say "Aaaah, I'm not in the mood now!"

He'll love that.

Death and Taxes · 20-02-2013 04:21PM

A tarantula and hide it in his shoe!
You'll suprise the life out of him!:D

dmc17 · 20-02-2013 04:22PM

A fake engagement ring. That'll scare the sh1te outta him

idunno78 · 20-02-2013 04:24PM

Pig Benis wrote: »

Get a picture of a fake ultrasound, put it in a card and watch him run a mile.

Ha ha that could be funny!! Might get friend to pee on test one if I can get my hands on one before then, prob won't be able to tho! It's a runner tho!

Korvanica · 20-02-2013 04:25PM

Whatever you buy, buy a box big enough for it to go in.

Duck Tape
Cling Film
PVA Glue

Wrap box in cling, layer with glue, layer with duck tape. Repeat.

Optional: Get a larger box and do the same to that so he has two boxes to go through.

Hide all knives etc or say if he uses one he's not getting the rest of his present.

Optional: Fill initial box with rubbish & hand him his gift when he's opened everything.

Hilarity will ensue

idunno78 · 20-02-2013 04:26PM

dmc17 wrote: »

A fake engagement ring. That'll scare the sh1te outta him

Hmmm good but what if he said yes! That would scare the **** outta me.... My second runner tho!! Would be funny!!

Nody · 20-02-2013 04:28PM

Big box, lots of crinkled up paper inside with some stones for weight. In the bottom stick an envelope with a note saying "Surprise!" in it. Quick and easy and if you can get a suitable box (i.e. something he wants such as a TV, stereo, laptop etc. it's that much better.

wp_rathead · 20-02-2013 04:30PM

Shares in any irish bank?

Personaly I like the fake ultrasound pic myself

idunno78 · 20-02-2013 04:30PM

Korvanica wrote: »

Whatever you buy, buy a box big enough for it to go in.

Duck Tape
Cling Film
PVA Glue

Wrap box in cling, layer with glue, layer with duck tape. Repeat.

Optional: Get a larger box and do the same to that so he has two boxes to go through.

Hide all knives etc or say if he uses one he's not getting the rest of his present.

Optional: Fill initial box with rubbish & hand him his gift when he's opened everything.

Hilarity will ensue

Defo doin this anyhow... Thanks

sebastianlieken · 20-02-2013 04:34PM

Pig Benis wrote: »

Get a picture of a fake ultrasound, put it in a card and watch him run a mile.

There's a line.

This post is so far past this line, this post cant even see the line anymore. The line is a dot to this post.

Timothy Bryce · 20-02-2013 04:40PM

Balloon covered in icing, with candles on top. When he cuts into it, balloon pops, icing goes everywhere.

Good clean fun.

bullets · 20-02-2013 04:40PM

I dont think this crowd deliver internationally anymore:
http://www.****senders.com/

EDIT: swearfilter on boards edited the URL.
s*h*i*t senders.com they deliver Elephant and other types of poo anonymously.

~B

idunno78 · 20-02-2013 04:44PM

Think I'm gonna wrap up a stuffed squirrel and wrap it up like Korvanica suggested! Keep the ideas coming tho might change my mind...

Capt'n Midnight · 20-02-2013 04:50PM

CardBordWindow wrote: »

A used tampon. He'll never expect it, or know how to react.
Then tell him it's not yours.

only works if he's an archaeologist and you ask him what period it's from

kylith · 20-02-2013 04:53PM

A positive pregnancy test.

December2012 · 20-02-2013 04:56PM

Get an old rusty safe and bury it in his back garden / shed, hide the key and then suggest he goes out to start prep work for a mancave.

idunno78 · 20-02-2013 05:09PM

December2012 wrote: »

Get an old rusty safe and bury it in his back garden / shed, hide the key and then suggest he goes out to start prep work for a mancave.

I did this a few years ago, we broke up shortly after and I never found out if he got it open or not....

Birneybau · 20-02-2013 05:12PM

Hide, crying, in the bathroom, pretending you are a burglar.

Actually....

gobnaitolunacy · 20-02-2013 05:54PM

Take a dump in a box and wrap it up with really nice wrapping paper, ribbons, the works.

idunno78 · 21-02-2013 04:00PM

I put this in a box and wrapped it in cling film, tape, bubble wrap, and then more tape. Then wrapped it all in wrapping paper!! Should take a but of effort to open. Also give him a ipad case and gonna tell him my aunt got the wrong one (that was meant to be a iphone case) but he could always sell it on done deal or something... Should give me some entertainment for a while

dr strangelove · 21-02-2013 04:28PM

idunno78 wrote: »

I put this in a box and wrapped it.....

But that's a cool present......

Where To · 21-02-2013 04:32PM

dr strangelove wrote: »

But that's a cool present......

Sure is, I'd love if my girlfriend gave me a stuffed rat.

jinkybhoy · 21-02-2013 04:40PM

Get an old rusty safe and bury it in his back garden / shed, hide the key and then suggest he goes out to start prep work for a mancave.

I did this a few years ago, we broke up shortly after and I never found out if he got it open or not....

I heard about a guy that used to post on boards.ie that found a safe but couldn't open it - Some kind of mob was formed and burned his house down while he watched an episode of love/hate

Capt'n Midnight · 21-02-2013 06:34PM

http://i.imgur.com/PInNb.jpg

Capt'n Midnight · 21-02-2013 06:36PM

Where To wrote: »

Sure is, I'd love if my girlfriend gave me a stuffed rat.

I'll let her know next time I give her a biscuit

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