Prank present

idunno78

Hi.
It's my boyfriend birthday tomorrow. I have a present but want to give him something to open to make him wonder what the fûck is going on.
I looked on google but thought yr good people of after hours will have belters of ideas!!! I won't be able to go to mental (money/time/living in the country constraints).


Thanks

MrStuffins

Get an empty Macbook pro box and hand it to him.

And just as he's about to open it, shag his best mate!

antodeco

Try and buy a life look dead animal. Put it in a box. give it to him and then act rally upset when you realise its dead.

CardBordWindow

A used tampon. He'll never expect it, or know how to react.
Then tell him it's not yours.

Pig Benis

Get a picture of a fake ultrasound, put it in a card and watch him run a mile.

castletownman

Last Christmas, my cousin gave his nephews and nieces a slice of toast wrapped in wrapping paper as a "gift". The look of disgust on their faces was hilarious!

Duggy747

Keep promising all day that you'll have sex with him.

Then just say "Aaaah, I'm not in the mood now!"

He'll love that.

Death and Taxes

A tarantula and hide it in his shoe!
You'll suprise the life out of him!:D

dmc17

A fake engagement ring. That'll scare the sh1te outta him

idunno78

Pig Benis wrote: »

Get a picture of a fake ultrasound, put it in a card and watch him run a mile.

Ha ha that could be funny!! Might get friend to pee on test one if I can get my hands on one before then, prob won't be able to tho! It's a runner tho!

Korvanica

Whatever you buy, buy a box big enough for it to go in.

Duck Tape
Cling Film
PVA Glue

Wrap box in cling, layer with glue, layer with duck tape. Repeat.

Optional: Get a larger box and do the same to that so he has two boxes to go through.

Hide all knives etc or say if he uses one he's not getting the rest of his present.

Optional: Fill initial box with rubbish & hand him his gift when he's opened everything.

Hilarity will ensue

idunno78

dmc17 wrote: »

A fake engagement ring. That'll scare the sh1te outta him

Hmmm good but what if he said yes! That would scare the **** outta me.... My second runner tho!! Would be funny!!

Nody

Big box, lots of crinkled up paper inside with some stones for weight. In the bottom stick an envelope with a note saying "Surprise!" in it. Quick and easy and if you can get a suitable box (i.e. something he wants such as a TV, stereo, laptop etc. it's that much better.

wp_rathead

Shares in any irish bank?

Personaly I like the fake ultrasound pic myself

idunno78

Korvanica wrote: »

Whatever you buy, buy a box big enough for it to go in.

Duck Tape
Cling Film
PVA Glue

Wrap box in cling, layer with glue, layer with duck tape. Repeat.

Optional: Get a larger box and do the same to that so he has two boxes to go through.

Hide all knives etc or say if he uses one he's not getting the rest of his present.

Optional: Fill initial box with rubbish & hand him his gift when he's opened everything.

Hilarity will ensue

Defo doin this anyhow... Thanks

sebastianlieken

Pig Benis wrote: »

Get a picture of a fake ultrasound, put it in a card and watch him run a mile.

There's a line.

This post is so far past this line, this post cant even see the line anymore. The line is a dot to this post.

Timothy Bryce

Balloon covered in icing, with candles on top. When he cuts into it, balloon pops, icing goes everywhere.

Good clean fun.

bullets

I dont think this crowd deliver internationally anymore:
http://www.****senders.com/

EDIT: swearfilter on boards edited the URL.
s*h*i*t senders.com they deliver Elephant and other types of poo anonymously.

~B

idunno78

Think I'm gonna wrap up a stuffed squirrel and wrap it up like Korvanica suggested! Keep the ideas coming tho might change my mind...

Capt'n Midnight

CardBordWindow wrote: »

A used tampon. He'll never expect it, or know how to react.
Then tell him it's not yours.

only works if he's an archaeologist and you ask him what period it's from

kylith

A positive pregnancy test.

December2012

Get an old rusty safe and bury it in his back garden / shed, hide the key and then suggest he goes out to start prep work for a mancave.

idunno78

December2012 wrote: »

Get an old rusty safe and bury it in his back garden / shed, hide the key and then suggest he goes out to start prep work for a mancave.

I did this a few years ago, we broke up shortly after and I never found out if he got it open or not....

Birneybau

Hide, crying, in the bathroom, pretending you are a burglar.

Actually....

gobnaitolunacy

Take a dump in a box and wrap it up with really nice wrapping paper, ribbons, the works.

idunno78

I put this in a box and wrapped it in cling film, tape, bubble wrap, and then more tape. Then wrapped it all in wrapping paper!! Should take a but of effort to open. Also give him a ipad case and gonna tell him my aunt got the wrong one (that was meant to be a iphone case) but he could always sell it on done deal or something... Should give me some entertainment for a while

dr strangelove

idunno78 wrote: »

I put this in a box and wrapped it.....

But that's a cool present......

Where To

dr strangelove wrote: »

But that's a cool present......

Sure is, I'd love if my girlfriend gave me a stuffed rat.

jinkybhoy

Get an old rusty safe and bury it in his back garden / shed, hide the key and then suggest he goes out to start prep work for a mancave.

I did this a few years ago, we broke up shortly after and I never found out if he got it open or not....

I heard about a guy that used to post on boards.ie that found a safe but couldn't open it - Some kind of mob was formed and burned his house down while he watched an episode of love/hate

Capt'n Midnight

http://i.imgur.com/PInNb.jpg

Capt'n Midnight

Where To wrote: »

Sure is, I'd love if my girlfriend gave me a stuffed rat.

I'll let her know next time I give her a biscuit

ITS_A_BADGER

Some of those "so you are having a baby" leaflets from your local healthcare centre, some wedding bride magazines, some vasaline and if you can get some offical banking forms like for a mortgage loan or something like that throw them in too

Watch his face when he opens it

???

Profit!

mattjack

A receipt from the clinic in Thailand you went too , the Sex Change one.

stephenmarr

Get an old iPhone5 or Galaxy S3 box and put in a couple of sweets and wrap it up.

irish son

Tell him to wait in the bedroom for his surprise and then you come in with just a strap-on on.