Most outrageous thing you've ever done?

3ndahalfof6 · 20-02-2013 08:24PM

sfwcork wrote: »

I once parked me car in the parent/child space

While they were standing in it, or your just blind.

kowloon · 20-02-2013 08:25PM

I once farted on the set of blue lagoon.

3ndahalfof6 · 20-02-2013 08:25PM

sfwcork wrote: »

You shot at a cat but you claim your not a scumbag

You sir are a scumbag

I will visit you, not often but I will visit.

Chuck Stone · 20-02-2013 08:26PM

I threw a stone at a gay.

sfwcork · 20-02-2013 08:26PM

3ndahalfof6 wrote: »

While they were standing in it, or your just blind.

Just a rebel

MickFleetwood · 20-02-2013 08:27PM

sfwcork wrote: »

You shot at a cat but you claim your not a scumbag

You sir are a scumbag

I shot a cat with a pellet gun standing about 50 feet away, it got a fright and didn't bother my dog again.

Now for the masses of holier-than-thou to come label me scum.

The cat wasn't hurt at all you idiot. :pac:

3ndahalfof6 · 20-02-2013 08:29PM

Chuck Stone wrote: »

I threw a stone at a gay.

How did she take it?

Drexel · 20-02-2013 08:30PM

When I was younger my brother used to send me shop for 500 penny sweets for him. I had to count them as I put them in the bag and used to count one extra for every 50 and eat them on the walk home!

mardybumbum · 20-02-2013 08:31PM

OP. Are you sure you weren't sold sleeping pills?

MickFleetwood · 20-02-2013 08:34PM

mardybumbum wrote: »

OP. Are you sure you weren't sold sleeping pills?

No, as I slept around 8 hours after I consumed the hallucinogens.

Brb going to hang myself for scaring a cat.

aujopimur · 20-02-2013 08:34PM

I was taken short on my way to work early one morning,I spotted an open garage door, in I went and left a steamy pile of sh1t on a patio chair.

stop animal cruelty · 20-02-2013 08:37PM

not very outrageous but crazy...

Me & a friend went to oxegen in 09, said we should do something mad for the craic. Flashed our tits & bums to a load of random people, went around wearing our bras outside our tops, went into a mosh pit with a load of lads (managed to get 15 bruses out of it :P) on the last night we didnt go to sleep, stayed up the whole night, went around to random tents asking for food :L someone gave me a can of tuna (discovered my love for it there & then). Cant think of anything else but it was the wildest few days even without a drop of drink inside me

Rasheed · 20-02-2013 08:38PM

aujopimur wrote: »

I was taken short on my way to work early one morning,I spotted an open garage door, in I went and left a steamy pile of sh1t on a patio chair.

That's seriously manky!

Most outrageous thing I ever done was give my boyfriend's brother a handjob while my boyfriend was in the next room.

ToddyDoody · 20-02-2013 08:39PM

I was caught for a toilet late at night, very drunk a few months back.. Couldn't get a taxi, was walking, didn't really know where I was but oh so badly needed a s*it Eventually got unbearable so decided fck it.. Lifted up a drain, took off my pants, took off my underpants, shat in the drain, wiped my arse with my underpants, threw that n the drain and closed her up.

sfwcork · 20-02-2013 08:39PM

MickFleetwood wrote: »

I shot a cat with a pellet gun standing about 50 feet away, it got a fright and didn't bother my dog again.

Now for the masses of holier-than-thou to come label me scum.

The cat wasn't hurt at all you idiot. :pac:

Your calling me an idiot but yet your the bellend who loves his lsd

Jesus wept

MickFleetwood · 20-02-2013 08:40PM

ToddyDoody wrote: »

I was caught for a toilet late at night, very drunk a few months back.. Couldn't get a taxi, was walking, didn't really know where I was but oh so badly needed a s*it Eventually got unbearable so decided fck it.. Lifted up a drain, tool off my pants, took off my underpants, shat in the drain, wiped my arse with my underpants, threw that n the drain and closed her up.

Jesus Christ, haha.

rambutman · 20-02-2013 08:40PM

after a 3 day bender in 2002, going home on the sunday - i didn't fancy going to work on monday, so went home grabbed what i could fit in a bag and headed out to Dublin airport. Touched down in Bangkok on the Monday and didn't come back for 6 months.

ToddyDoody · 20-02-2013 08:42PM

MickFleetwood wrote: »

Jesus Christ, haha.

Thanks. I'm quite proud of it, particularly at fancy dinner parties.

MickFleetwood · 20-02-2013 08:43PM

sfwcork wrote: »

Your calling me an idiot but yet your the bellend who loves his lsd

Jesus wept

Maybe you're not an idiot, just another of those holier-than-thou types who'll call me scum for slight things I did years ago.

Yeah, I took LSD years ago. Scum am I? **** off. It's a drug that I used once upon a time for pleasure and never touched it again. You can **** right off with this bull****.

Say what you want about shooting a cat, the thing was never hurt and I knew it was never in danger. Weak pullet gun and I was standing 50 feet away, thing got a bit of a fright and slunk away to its owner.
Yet here you are calling me scum. :rolleyes: Jesus Christ, post your outrageous thing or leave. You bore the **** out of me.

3ndahalfof6 · 20-02-2013 08:44PM

rambutman wrote: »

after a 3 day bender in 2002, going home on the sunday - i didn't fancy going to work on monday, so went home grabbed what i could fit in a bag and headed out to Dublin airport. Touched down in Bangkok on the Monday and didn't come back for 6 months.

Did you get off.

20-02-2013 08:44PM

rambutman wrote: »

after a 3 day bender in 2002, going home on the sunday - i didn't fancy going to work on monday, so went home grabbed what i could fit in a bag and headed out to Dublin airport. Touched down in Bangkok on the Monday and didn't come back for 6 months.

Like your style bro!

MickFleetwood · 20-02-2013 08:45PM

rambutman wrote: »

after a 3 day bender in 2002, going home on the sunday - i didn't fancy going to work on monday, so went home grabbed what i could fit in a bag and headed out to Dublin airport. Touched down in Bangkok on the Monday and didn't come back for 6 months.

That's pretty cool.

MickFleetwood · 20-02-2013 08:46PM

I plan to hitchhike my way across Europe in a few years time. Should be exciting.

castletownman · 20-02-2013 08:46PM

Won seven Tour de France titles, built up a huge global following, became a hero to millions and established a hugely successful cancer tragedy. All whilst goofed up to my eyeballs as part of the most sophisticated doping programme of all-time, and claiming to be legit.

No biggie

sfwcork · 20-02-2013 08:47PM

MickFleetwood wrote: »

Maybe you're not an idiot, just another of those holier-than-thou types who'll call me scum for slight things I did years ago.

Yeah, I took LSD years ago. Scum am I? **** off. It's a drug that I used once upon a time for pleasure and never touched it again. You can **** right off with this bull****.

Say what you want about shooting a cat, the thing was never hurt and I knew it was never in danger. Weak pullet gun and I was standing 50 feet away, thing got a bit of a fright and slunk away to its owner.
Yet here you are calling me scum. :rolleyes: Jesus Christ, post your outrageous thing or leave. You bore the **** out of me.

You seem irrate...are you ok?would you like a hug

MickFleetwood · 20-02-2013 08:50PM

sfwcork wrote: »

You seem irrate...are you ok?would you like a hug

I do get irate when people such as yourself call another person scum without ever meeting them.

sfwcork · 20-02-2013 08:52PM

MickFleetwood wrote: »

I do get irate when people such as yourself call another person scum without ever meeting them.

Third world problem

mydogjack · 20-02-2013 08:56PM

When I was 14 my mate decided we would do the old 'sh1t in a bag on fire' trick where you place some cow/sheep/farm animal sh1t in a bag, leave it on somebodys doorstep, after lighting it on fire, and ring the doorbell and run. Idea is the person who answers will attempt to put the fire out by stamping on it, and the sh1t will destroy their shoe/trousers etc. Trouble was we were townies,no farm animals anywhere to be seen, so he convinced me to provide the sh1t. Up I went to my toilet and took one for the team. On the way down the stairs along came my over-inquisitive Mother and being the suspicious woman she was she demanded to see what was in the bag. What followed was the 'wooden spoon' arse beating I deserved for trying to sneak a bag of sh1t out of my house. Cries of "This is not Calcutta young man", mixed with the cracks of a wooden spoon hitting a bony 14 year old arse could be heard everywhere.

Chuck Stone · 20-02-2013 08:57PM

3ndahalfof6 wrote: »

How did she take it?

She beat the **** out of me.

Melion · 20-02-2013 09:00PM

My next door neighbour died a while back, I buried a safe in his shed to see what kind of reaction it would get from the next person to move in.

Most outrageous thing you've ever done?

Comments