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Valentine's cards and roach paper!

  • 15-02-2013 03:57AM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭


    So,

    AHers, at what point does it become acceptable to use a Valentine's card as roach paper? I really should have added a poll. Is it 1-3 days? Is it two weeks?

    "I thought it was grand there luv on the mantlepiece"

    *smack*

    What did I do wrong?"

    Well if you don't know....

    .... y'might as well give us a pull, now that you've ruined everything.

    Sorry.

    Choco


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Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,097 ✭✭✭✭Potential-Monke


    You need to get one first... :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,778 ✭✭✭goz83


    That's one way to get stoned... And i ain't talkin about the good kind of stoned


  • Site Banned Posts: 612 ✭✭✭Lionel Messy


    Your not cool.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,874 ✭✭✭Zyzz


    Your not cool.

    You're*


  • Site Banned Posts: 612 ✭✭✭Lionel Messy


    Zyzz wrote: »
    You're*

    Sieg heil, mein Nazi.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,801 ✭✭✭Ruudi_Mentari


    Orr if you have a papa johns pizza box you could make a Papa Roach .. I cringe u not


  • Site Banned Posts: 612 ✭✭✭Lionel Messy


    Orr if you have a papa johns pizza box you could make a Papa Roach .. I cringe u not

    Gay band.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 727 ✭✭✭lilium inter Spinas


    You need to get one first... :(

    :(

    *offers a plate-full of cookies?* :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Sieg heil, mein Nazi.

    Gramar Macht Frei.

    OP - as soon as she's read it and shagged you. That's what you bought it for.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,801 ✭✭✭Ruudi_Mentari



    Gay band.

    Even still, not as gay as a juiced up Zyzz


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  • Site Banned Posts: 612 ✭✭✭Lionel Messy


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    Gramar Macht Frei.

    OP - as soon as she's read it and shagged you. That's what you bought it for.

    Where can I buy your(e) fu.cking book?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    Sieg heil, mein Nazi.

    Meine*


  • Site Banned Posts: 612 ✭✭✭Lionel Messy


    Seachmall wrote: »
    Meine*

    Alright, f.uck off you sap.

    permabanned


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Seachmall wrote: »
    Meine*

    No, he's right. "Socialist" is masculine, so takes "Der" and thus, "Mein". Unless Zyzz is a woman, in which case, it's "Die" and you are, indeed, correct.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    Gramar Macht Frei.

    OP - as soon as she's read it and shagged you. That's what you bought it for.

    *Grammatik


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    MadsL wrote: »
    *Grammatik

    In the sig. Mine. What does it say?!!

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭AskMyChocolate


    :(

    *offers a plate-full of cookies?* :)

    You're the best girl/bloke in tha' place.But, it still doesn't answer my question, does it?

    You know a lot.

    So, is it a day and a half?

    Choco


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Zyzz wrote: »
    You're*
    Sieg heil, mein Nazi.
    They say dead grammar nazis make the best grammar nazis


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 453 ✭✭CollardGreens


    He said Shag ;)



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    In the sig. Mine. What does it say?!!

    Hug?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    No, he's right. "Socialist" is masculine, so takes "Der" and thus, "Mein".

    Socialist is feminine, and I've treated Nazi as a separate word (and also learned it as feminine).

    Edit - Nope, you're right. Even my link shows you're right :/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 727 ✭✭✭lilium inter Spinas


    You're the best girl/bloke in tha' place.But, it still doesn't answer my question, does it?

    You know a lot.

    So, is it a day and a half?

    Choco

    My dear Choco,

    I hope my girl instincts don't fail both you and me. I'm going to say... it depends on how sentimental your OH is. :o If she's not too keen on the person who gave her said card, I'd say a day and a half is fine. But I think you're a bit... screwed if she fancied the giver or happened to like the card. Worry not though! I'm sure she'll forget about it in a few days... especially if you give her some sexy Choco love. <3

    PS: I'd forgive you since the card went to a good cause! One less roach in the world! Fwahaha! Cookie? :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,162 ✭✭✭giant_midget


    Op - I have an old deck of cards that i use for roach, perfect!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    DART tickets?

    The most important question, Choco, does it have glitter? That **** gets everywhere. D'ya really want glitter in your lungs?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,162 ✭✭✭giant_midget


    DART tickets?

    The most important question, Choco, does it have glitter? That **** gets everywhere. D'ya really want glitter in your lungs?

    hahaha brilliant...:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    hahaha brilliant...:)

    Seriously, the only thing worse than glitter is those little Halloween shapes. We had a party a couple of years ago, and we really went all out decorating the place.

    I've moved 5 times since, and I still find them occasionally, looking at me, staring me in the face, mocking me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    MadsL wrote: »
    Hug?
    Seachmall wrote: »
    Socialist is feminine, and I've treated Nazi as a separate word (and also learned it as feminine).

    Edit - Nope, you're right. Even my link shows you're right :/

    Group hug! Where's Lionel?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭AskMyChocolate


    Seriously, the only thing worse than glitter is those little Halloween shapes. We had a party a couple of years ago, and we really went all out decorating the place.

    I've moved 5 times since, and I still find them occasionally, looking at me, staring me in the face, mocking me.

    Mocking is a great verb. It's up there with "livid" which isn't a verb.

    Choco


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,067 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    Seachmall wrote: »
    Socialist is feminine, and I've treated Nazi as a separate word (and also learned it as feminine).

    Edit - Nope, you're right. Even my link shows you're right :/

    Is it not in the genitive?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    D'ya know what I love about election time?

    The amount of roachable paper that gets put through your door.

    *Looks wistfully off into the middle distance*

    I remember Royston Brady. His flyers were perfect for roaches, just the perfect thickness, plyable, and readily available. Made for some great summers days, in Merrion Park.

    Fúck, I think I just got mugged walking down Memory Lane.


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