Valentine's cards and roach paper!

AskMyChocolate · 15-02-2013 03:57AM #1

So,

AHers, at what point does it become acceptable to use a Valentine's card as roach paper? I really should have added a poll. Is it 1-3 days? Is it two weeks?

"I thought it was grand there luv on the mantlepiece"

*smack*

What did I do wrong?"

Well if you don't know....

.... y'might as well give us a pull, now that you've ruined everything.

Sorry.

Choco

Potential-Monke · 15-02-2013 03:58AM

You need to get one first...

goz83 · 15-02-2013 04:01AM

That's one way to get stoned... And i ain't talkin about the good kind of stoned

Lionel Messy · 15-02-2013 04:02AM

Your not cool.

Zyzz · 15-02-2013 04:03AM

Lionel Messy wrote: »

Your not cool.

You're*

Lionel Messy · 15-02-2013 04:06AM

Zyzz wrote: »

You're*

Sieg heil, mein Nazi.

Ruudi_Mentari · 15-02-2013 04:09AM

Orr if you have a papa johns pizza box you could make a Papa Roach .. I cringe u not

Lionel Messy · 15-02-2013 04:11AM

Ruudi_Mentari wrote: »

Orr if you have a papa johns pizza box you could make a Papa Roach .. I cringe u not

Gay band.

lilium inter Spinas · 15-02-2013 04:14AM

Potential-Monke wrote: »

You need to get one first...

*offers a plate-full of cookies?*

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 15-02-2013 04:21AM

Lionel Messy wrote: »

Sieg heil, mein Nazi.

Gramar Macht Frei.

OP - as soon as she's read it and shagged you. That's what you bought it for.

Ruudi_Mentari · 15-02-2013 04:22AM

Lionel Messy wrote: »

Gay band.

Even still, not as gay as a juiced up Zyzz

Lionel Messy · 15-02-2013 04:34AM

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Gramar Macht Frei.

OP - as soon as she's read it and shagged you. That's what you bought it for.

Where can I buy your(e) fu.cking book?

Seachmall · 15-02-2013 04:36AM

Lionel Messy wrote: »

Sieg heil, mein Nazi.

Meine*

Lionel Messy · 15-02-2013 04:38AM

Seachmall wrote: »

Meine*

Alright, f.uck off you sap.

permabanned

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 15-02-2013 05:09AM

Seachmall wrote: »

Meine*

No, he's right. "Socialist" is masculine, so takes "Der" and thus, "Mein". Unless Zyzz is a woman, in which case, it's "Die" and you are, indeed, correct.

MadsL · 15-02-2013 05:09AM

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Gramar Macht Frei.

OP - as soon as she's read it and shagged you. That's what you bought it for.

*Grammatik

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 15-02-2013 05:14AM

MadsL wrote: »

*Grammatik

In the sig. Mine. What does it say?!!

AskMyChocolate · 15-02-2013 05:25AM

lilium inter Spinas wrote: »

*offers a plate-full of cookies?*

You're the best girl/bloke in tha' place.But, it still doesn't answer my question, does it?

You know a lot.

So, is it a day and a half?

Choco

1ZRed · 15-02-2013 05:28AM

Zyzz wrote: »

You're*

Lionel Messy wrote: »

Sieg heil, mein Nazi.

They say dead grammar nazis make the best grammar nazis

CollardGreens · 15-02-2013 05:30AM

He said Shag

MadsL · 15-02-2013 06:10AM

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

In the sig. Mine. What does it say?!!

Hug?

Seachmall · 15-02-2013 06:11AM

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

No, he's right. "Socialist" is masculine, so takes "Der" and thus, "Mein".

Socialist is feminine, and I've treated Nazi as a separate word (and also learned it as feminine).

Edit - Nope, you're right. Even my link shows you're right

lilium inter Spinas · 15-02-2013 07:34AM

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

You're the best girl/bloke in tha' place.But, it still doesn't answer my question, does it?

You know a lot.

So, is it a day and a half?

Choco

My dear Choco,

I hope my girl instincts don't fail both you and me. I'm going to say... it depends on how sentimental your OH is.

If she's not too keen on the person who gave her said card, I'd say a day and a half is fine. But I think you're a bit... screwed if she fancied the giver or happened to like the card. Worry not though! I'm sure she'll forget about it in a few days... especially if you give her some sexy Choco love.

PS: I'd forgive you since the card went to a good cause! One less roach in the world! Fwahaha! Cookie?

giant_midget · 15-02-2013 01:37PM

Op - I have an old deck of cards that i use for roach, perfect!

Sofiztikated · 15-02-2013 01:40PM

DART tickets?

The most important question, Choco, does it have glitter? That **** gets everywhere. D'ya really want glitter in your lungs?

giant_midget · 15-02-2013 01:58PM

Sofiztikated wrote: »

DART tickets?

The most important question, Choco, does it have glitter? That **** gets everywhere. D'ya really want glitter in your lungs?

hahaha brilliant...:)

Sofiztikated · 15-02-2013 02:10PM

giant_midget wrote: »

hahaha brilliant...:)

Seriously, the only thing worse than glitter is those little Halloween shapes. We had a party a couple of years ago, and we really went all out decorating the place.

I've moved 5 times since, and I still find them occasionally, looking at me, staring me in the face, mocking me.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 15-02-2013 03:09PM

MadsL wrote: »

Hug?

Seachmall wrote: »

Socialist is feminine, and I've treated Nazi as a separate word (and also learned it as feminine).

Edit - Nope, you're right. Even my link shows you're right

Group hug! Where's Lionel?

AskMyChocolate · 15-02-2013 06:59PM

Sofiztikated wrote: »

Seriously, the only thing worse than glitter is those little Halloween shapes. We had a party a couple of years ago, and we really went all out decorating the place.

I've moved 5 times since, and I still find them occasionally, looking at me, staring me in the face, mocking me.

Mocking is a great verb. It's up there with "livid" which isn't a verb.

Choco

Ficheall · 15-02-2013 07:30PM

Seachmall wrote: »

Socialist is feminine, and I've treated Nazi as a separate word (and also learned it as feminine).

Edit - Nope, you're right. Even my link shows you're right

Is it not in the genitive?

Sofiztikated · 16-02-2013 01:28AM

D'ya know what I love about election time?

The amount of roachable paper that gets put through your door.

*Looks wistfully off into the middle distance*

I remember Royston Brady. His flyers were perfect for roaches, just the perfect thickness, plyable, and readily available. Made for some great summers days, in Merrion Park.

Fúck, I think I just got mugged walking down Memory Lane.

Valentine's cards and roach paper!

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