Valentine's cards and roach paper!

AskMyChocolate

So,

AHers, at what point does it become acceptable to use a Valentine's card as roach paper? I really should have added a poll. Is it 1-3 days? Is it two weeks?

"I thought it was grand there luv on the mantlepiece"

*smack*

What did I do wrong?"

Well if you don't know....

.... y'might as well give us a pull, now that you've ruined everything.

Sorry.

Choco

Potential-Monke

You need to get one first...

goz83

That's one way to get stoned... And i ain't talkin about the good kind of stoned

Lionel Messy

Your not cool.

Zyzz

Lionel Messy wrote: »

Your not cool.

You're*

Lionel Messy

Zyzz wrote: »

You're*

Sieg heil, mein Nazi.

Ruudi_Mentari

Orr if you have a papa johns pizza box you could make a Papa Roach .. I cringe u not

Lionel Messy

Ruudi_Mentari wrote: »

Orr if you have a papa johns pizza box you could make a Papa Roach .. I cringe u not

Gay band.

lilium inter Spinas

Potential-Monke wrote: »

You need to get one first...

*offers a plate-full of cookies?*

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Lionel Messy wrote: »

Sieg heil, mein Nazi.

Gramar Macht Frei.

OP - as soon as she's read it and shagged you. That's what you bought it for.

Ruudi_Mentari

Lionel Messy wrote: »

Gay band.

Even still, not as gay as a juiced up Zyzz

Lionel Messy

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Gramar Macht Frei.

OP - as soon as she's read it and shagged you. That's what you bought it for.

Where can I buy your(e) fu.cking book?

Seachmall

Lionel Messy wrote: »

Sieg heil, mein Nazi.

Meine*

Lionel Messy

Seachmall wrote: »

Meine*

Alright, f.uck off you sap.

permabanned

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Seachmall wrote: »

Meine*

No, he's right. "Socialist" is masculine, so takes "Der" and thus, "Mein". Unless Zyzz is a woman, in which case, it's "Die" and you are, indeed, correct.

MadsL

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Gramar Macht Frei.

OP - as soon as she's read it and shagged you. That's what you bought it for.

*Grammatik

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

MadsL wrote: »

*Grammatik

In the sig. Mine. What does it say?!!

AskMyChocolate

lilium inter Spinas wrote: »

*offers a plate-full of cookies?*

You're the best girl/bloke in tha' place.But, it still doesn't answer my question, does it?

You know a lot.

So, is it a day and a half?

Choco

1ZRed

Zyzz wrote: »

You're*

Lionel Messy wrote: »

Sieg heil, mein Nazi.

They say dead grammar nazis make the best grammar nazis

CollardGreens

He said Shag

MadsL

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

In the sig. Mine. What does it say?!!

Hug?

Seachmall

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

No, he's right. "Socialist" is masculine, so takes "Der" and thus, "Mein".

Socialist is feminine, and I've treated Nazi as a separate word (and also learned it as feminine).

Edit - Nope, you're right. Even my link shows you're right

lilium inter Spinas

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

You're the best girl/bloke in tha' place.But, it still doesn't answer my question, does it?

You know a lot.

So, is it a day and a half?

Choco

My dear Choco,

I hope my girl instincts don't fail both you and me. I'm going to say... it depends on how sentimental your OH is. If she's not too keen on the person who gave her said card, I'd say a day and a half is fine. But I think you're a bit... screwed if she fancied the giver or happened to like the card. Worry not though! I'm sure she'll forget about it in a few days... especially if you give her some sexy Choco love.

PS: I'd forgive you since the card went to a good cause! One less roach in the world! Fwahaha! Cookie?

giant_midget

Op - I have an old deck of cards that i use for roach, perfect!

Sofiztikated

DART tickets?

The most important question, Choco, does it have glitter? That **** gets everywhere. D'ya really want glitter in your lungs?

giant_midget

Sofiztikated wrote: »

DART tickets?

The most important question, Choco, does it have glitter? That **** gets everywhere. D'ya really want glitter in your lungs?

hahaha brilliant...:)

Sofiztikated

giant_midget wrote: »

hahaha brilliant...:)

Seriously, the only thing worse than glitter is those little Halloween shapes. We had a party a couple of years ago, and we really went all out decorating the place.

I've moved 5 times since, and I still find them occasionally, looking at me, staring me in the face, mocking me.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

MadsL wrote: »

Hug?

Seachmall wrote: »

Socialist is feminine, and I've treated Nazi as a separate word (and also learned it as feminine).

Edit - Nope, you're right. Even my link shows you're right

Group hug! Where's Lionel?

AskMyChocolate

Sofiztikated wrote: »

Seriously, the only thing worse than glitter is those little Halloween shapes. We had a party a couple of years ago, and we really went all out decorating the place.

I've moved 5 times since, and I still find them occasionally, looking at me, staring me in the face, mocking me.

Mocking is a great verb. It's up there with "livid" which isn't a verb.

Choco

Ficheall

Seachmall wrote: »

Socialist is feminine, and I've treated Nazi as a separate word (and also learned it as feminine).

Edit - Nope, you're right. Even my link shows you're right

Is it not in the genitive?

Sofiztikated

D'ya know what I love about election time?

The amount of roachable paper that gets put through your door.

*Looks wistfully off into the middle distance*

I remember Royston Brady. His flyers were perfect for roaches, just the perfect thickness, plyable, and readily available. Made for some great summers days, in Merrion Park.

Fúck, I think I just got mugged walking down Memory Lane.

Briskit

Lionel Messy wrote: »

permabanned

Ohh, sounds nasty... what kinda cream u put on that?

IceFjoem

Briskit wrote: »

Ohh, sounds nasty... what kinda cream u put on that?

Nothing too messy anyway.