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Make an existing film better

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  • #32
    opinion guy
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    Gangs of New York - delete all the scenes with Di Caprio and Cameron Diaz


  • #33
    ITS_A_BADGER
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,232 ✭✭✭ITS_A_BADGER


    Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind: replace Jim carey with any other actor


  • #34
    maximoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,220 ✭✭✭maximoose


    monkeysnapper wrote: »
    I'd like to see the last quarter of 28 days later changed . The whole soldier part was stupid.

    Agree, and Sunshine and The Beach. Danny Boyle likes to just go a bit mental towards the end of his films.

    The Dark Knight Rises - that moment at the end with Alfred and Bruce in the Cafe needs big flashing neon letters saying "THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING, NOT A DREAM, HE DIDNT DIE, YOU F*CKTARDS".

    Jar Jar binks. Doesn't really need any more explanation.

    Prometheus - Some sort of scientific consultant should have been employed to tell them exactly how stupid parts of the film were.


  • #35
    kraggy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,414 ✭✭✭kraggy


    Replace the kids in Battle Royale with the FF and FG T.D's of the last 10 years.


  • #36
    md23040
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 523 ✭✭✭md23040


    If the entire cast of Glee could be lead characters in either Nightmare on Elm Street or Alien.

    Watching Artie Abrams and his fake wheelchair getting chased by Freddie or an oversized space creature before meeting a gruelling death would have be a very satisfying spectacle.. Followed quickly thereafter with similar outcomes for the rest of the pond scum cast.


    Edit add-on : At the start of Love Actually someone should have assassinated UK prime minister Hugh Grant so the toe curling romance with Martine Mc Cutcheon could have been averted..


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  • #37
    Turtyturd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    If Tom Cruise had actually won out at the end of Collateral...he's an assassin...he should be able to beat a taxi driver.


  • #38
    jmayo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,226 ✭✭✭✭jmayo


    orestes wrote: »
    There isn't a single movie ever made that wouldn't be instantly better if it were remade with the entire cast replaced by midgets.

    Ehhh White Men Can't Jump ??????

    Ah scrub that wesley snipes could be replaced with a sloth and it would be better acting.

    I am not allowed discuss …



  • #39
    razorblunt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    Terminator.

    Go back in time, kill Shia laBouef thereby improving a hell of a lot more films.

    I'm not doing this right am I?


  • #40
    Meangadh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,963 ✭✭✭Meangadh


    Replace any actor/actress who does a really awful Oirish accent with actors who actually have an Irish accent.

    Oh except for Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman in Far and Away- the awfulness of their accents is actually one of the things I enjoy the most about that film!


  • #41
    Conall Cernach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,999 ✭✭✭Conall Cernach


    Han Solo dies in Return of the Jedi by running into the Imperial bunker with the explosives under his arm and detonating them. Chewie then goes tonto and kills heaps of Storm Troopers thus explaining how Ewoks could win the Battle of Endor.


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  • #42
    [Deleted User]
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    Instead of Martin Sheen, I'd love to see them send Woody Allen up the Mekong river to assassinate Col. Kurtz in Apocalypse Now.


  • #43
    Fromthetrees
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,846 ✭✭✭Fromthetrees


    Unsimulated sex. Unsimulated sex. Unsimulated sex. Unsimulated sex. Unsimulated sex. Unsimulated sex. Unsimulated sex. Unsimulated sex. Unsimulated sex. Unsimulated sex. Unsimulated sex. Unsimulated sex.

    Danny DiVito should be the leading character in every film ever made.

    :cool:


  • #44
    Sofiztikated
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    Fromthetrees wrote: »
    Unsimulated sex. Unsimulated sex. Unsimulated sex. Unsimulated sex. Unsimulated sex. Unsimulated sex. Unsimulated sex. Unsimulated sex. Unsimulated sex. Unsimulated sex. Unsimulated sex. Unsimulated sex.

    Danny DiVito should be the leading character in every film ever made.

    :cool:

    Should he go after Mr Big? Should he go to Paris? Should he wear something dreadful, and call it fashion? Danny DiVito is Carrie, in the big screen picture, Sex and the City.


  • #45
    the purple tin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    orestes wrote: »
    But that's usually the one you would really want to hook up with! Especially when she's played by Janeane Garofalo, nyom nyom nyom
    Only the male lead's smartass, immature and hard partying friend gets to hook up with her. A drunken shag which they both regret at first before falling for each other toward the end of the film.
    How easy it is to write these POS films :P.


  • #46
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
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    Aliens - add dinosaurs

    Jurassic Park - add aliens


  • #47
    Johro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    Can we make existing TV shows better? Please?
    How's about 'Splat! Celebrity Diving on Ice' ?


  • #48
    spankysue
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 591 ✭✭✭spankysue


    The Blair Witch Project, have some scary sh1t happen instead of just a load of a$$holes moaning about how they have no cigarrettes and running away from fcuk all.


  • #49
    md23040
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 523 ✭✭✭md23040


    Stealth Recce wrote: »
    Aliens - add dinosaurs
    Alien versus predator was wicked, stupid dinosaurs wouldn't last 5 minutes.


  • #50
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,035 ✭✭✭uch


    Star Wars with Spitfires flown by hookers who smoke lots of weed and do everyone

    22/25



  • #51
    the purple tin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Make the kid in terminator 2 a mute.


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  • #52
    phasers
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    add dinosaurs or Samuel L Jackson to every movie.

    See:Jurassic Park


  • #53
    spankysue
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 591 ✭✭✭spankysue


    uch wrote: »
    Star Wars with Spitfires flown by hookers who smoke lots of weed and do everyone

    I'm sure if you Googled that you'd find it, Rule 43 and all that ;)


  • #54
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,968 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Sex and the City ending with Sarah Jessica Parker being turned into cheap burgers.


  • #55
    Lyaiera
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭Lyaiera


    Frau Doubtfire

    Instead of Robin Williams playing a strict but lovable Scottish nanny he instead goes as a stern disciplinarian with subtle fascist tendencies.


  • #56
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 99,589 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    http://simpsonswiki.net/w/images/d/dd/WonderfulLifeKillingSpree.jpg


  • #57
    hefferboi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,379 ✭✭✭hefferboi


    Django: Blacks and Whites swap roles.


  • #58
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 99,589 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    hefferboi wrote: »
    Django: Blacks and Whites swap roles.
    Didn't you see Planet of the Apes ?


  • #59
    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,533 ✭✭✭SV


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    Didn't you see Planet of the Apes ?

    what. the. fúck.


  • #60
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Three men and a baby / Sex & the city - It would be better if neither had been made!


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  • #61
    13spanner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,006 ✭✭✭13spanner


    Stealth Recce wrote: »
    Three men and a baby / Sex & the city - It would be better if neither had been made!

    I thought you were going to suggest the two should be mixed. Had me worried there for a second...


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