Make an existing film better

recylingbin · 13-02-2013 05:06PM #1

Sophie's Choice in Space
Starring :
Miss Piggy as Zofia "Sophie" Zawistowska
Kermit as Nathan Landau
with
Beaker, Rolf, Gonzo, Kermit's nephew - Robin, Swedish Chef, Waldorf & Stadtler.

Set on a mining ship deep within the crab nebula, Sophie must choose which of her children will be sent on a mission, of certain death, to broker a deal with the Sesame Street outlanders who have declared war on the terran confederation and pigs.

running time 72 minutes.

***** star - Empire.
Wonderful, emotional, funny - Kerryman
**** immigrants - Daily mail.

orestes · 13-02-2013 05:08PM

There isn't a single movie ever made that wouldn't be instantly better if it were remade with the entire cast replaced by midgets.

recylingbin · 13-02-2013 05:10PM

orestes wrote: »

There isn't a single movie ever made that wouldn't be instantly better if it were remade with the entire cast replaced by midgets.

or the muppets.

or taking nicholas cage out and replacing him with someone who can act or a midget muppet.

smash · 13-02-2013 05:10PM

Blade kills Edward. The end!

keith16 · 13-02-2013 05:10PM

Vanilla Sky could be infinitely better if it never existed in the first place and pissed all over the original.

13-02-2013 05:11PM

Twilight: they die at the very start of the movie
Rest of movie is flashing lights and loud noises to make audience blind deaf and epileptic

FatherLen · 13-02-2013 05:13PM

scarlet johanson gets them out.

who the fug · 13-02-2013 05:13PM

Rambo

Keep true to the book and make John Rambo, shoot himself at the end, added bonus this makes II, III and IV better

Wacker The Attacker · 13-02-2013 05:14PM

The fake orgasm scene would have been a real orgasm.

It would also have included fruit\vegetables\fists inserted in both orifices

Wacker The Attacker · 13-02-2013 05:15PM

Inception would be deleted from all forms of media

Duggy747 · 13-02-2013 05:15PM

who the fug wrote: »

Rambo

Keep true to the book and make John Rambo, shoot himself at the end, added bonus this makes II, III and IV better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn187skbynQ

alph · 13-02-2013 05:18PM

Every Steven Seagal film (except under siege 1)

Remove Steven Seagal... better film

Menas · 13-02-2013 05:19PM

Snakes on a Plane would have been better if there were no snakes on the plane.

Er...hang on a sec.

CreepingDeath · 13-02-2013 05:19PM

Star Wars... if Princess Leia had bigger boobs

who the fug · 13-02-2013 05:20PM

Duggy747 wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn187skbynQ

All I have to say is never read a book and go watch the movie, they even toned that scene down

:mad:

Wacker The Attacker · 13-02-2013 05:21PM

I want to see Kelly Brooke have a real and fanny bursting orgasm

Wacker The Attacker · 13-02-2013 05:22PM

CreepingDeath wrote: »

Star Wars... if Princess Leia had bigger boobs

And we get to see her box

orestes · 13-02-2013 05:23PM

who the fug wrote: »

All I have to say is never read a book and go watch the movie

Fight Club is the exception that proves the rule.

Sergeant · 13-02-2013 05:23PM

Anything starring Adam Sandler whereby the character played by Adam Sandler meets a horrible and violent end.

CreepingDeath · 13-02-2013 05:25PM

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

I want to see Kelly Brooke have a real and fanny bursting orgasm

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

And we get to see her box

Jaysus... you've got some pre-Valentines tension!

monkeysnapper · 13-02-2013 05:30PM

I'd like to see the last quarter of 28 days later changed . The whole soldier part was stupid.

the purple tin · 13-02-2013 05:35PM

In nearly every rom com the female lead has a friend- she's not considered attractive, drinks too much, is desperate for sex, and makes really snide, sarcastic comments throughout the film.
Get rid of all these characters. (the films would still be **** anyway though)

CardBordWindow · 13-02-2013 05:45PM

Change the director of The Care Bears Movie to Quentin Tarantino.

Menas · 13-02-2013 05:48PM

the purple tin wrote: »

In nearly every rom com the female lead has a friend- she's not considered attractive, drinks too much, is desperate for sex, and makes really snide, sarcastic comments throughout the film.
Get rid of all these characters. (the films would still be **** anyway though)

Better still, make a romcom that does NOT star Jennifer Aniston.

CreepingDeath · 13-02-2013 05:51PM

"Contact" -

make the alien something more sinister/advanced than a representation of her God damn father !

orestes · 13-02-2013 05:51PM

the purple tin wrote: »

In nearly every rom com the female lead has a friend- she's not considered attractive, drinks too much, is desperate for sex, and makes really snide, sarcastic comments throughout the film.
Get rid of all these characters. (the films would still be **** anyway though)

But that's usually the one you would really want to hook up with! Especially when she's played by Janeane Garofalo, nyom nyom nyom

Hoop66 · 13-02-2013 05:51PM

Ice Station Zebra remade as Mole Station Zebra and is now about bestiality.

Dravokivich · 13-02-2013 05:53PM

CardBordWindow wrote: »

Change the director of The Care Bears Movie to Quentin Tarantino.

The thread said make it better not worse. He'll end up fobbing the whole project off as an homage to all the cartoons he watched as a child, trying to bring back the essence of innocence or some such shíte.

MaxSteele · 13-02-2013 05:55PM

Rose drowns beneath your man pushing down on her to stay afloat or freezes to death on the floating door after the Titanic capsizes.

Jack Dawson is then seen on a boat approaching the statue of liberty under the gleaning sun, drinking hot tea with a warm blanket around him with a child like smile on his face

GastroBoy · 13-02-2013 05:57PM

The Passion Of The Christ 2: "I'm Back Ye Bastad's"

LuvSpudz · 13-02-2013 05:58PM

A.I. finishes with the android frozen in the water.

Make an existing film better

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