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Things We Really Need To Ban In Public Places

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  • #62
    ElvisChrist6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 595 ✭✭✭ElvisChrist6


    Best username ever wrote: »
    Junkies banging up and **** on the 77A. Seems to be a daily occurance on this route.

    I think that's already pretty illegal!


  • #63
    Jimmy Garlic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,331 ✭✭✭Jimmy Garlic


    Chuggers at supermarket doors, just go away please..... And bag packing chuggers in supermarkets who pack your shopping arseways. I resent being guilt tripped into paying for something I can do better myself.


  • #64
    Dord
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,815 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    Smoking.

    There, I've said it. It's a disgusting habit.


  • #65
    the_syco
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,310 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    Kettleson wrote: »
    Standing bollock naked in the mens changing room
    Catholic guilt needs to be banned full stop.


  • #66
    MJ23
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,039 ✭✭✭MJ23


    Richie Kavanagh, Hector, Westlife, Franc.


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  • #67
    Ruudi_Mentari
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,801 ✭✭✭Ruudi_Mentari


    Tedsons tyresome drawn out documentation of imaginary alcoholic escepades thinly veiled as a *health warning* so it might actually serve someone and not get shut the fcuk down


  • #68
    hardmaneddie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6 ✭hardmaneddie


    DISGUSTING REMARKS even in jest, you arrogant git Pretty sure you are not perfect yourself
    amacca wrote: »
    hurrah! agreed

    but particularly the ones on this list which I shall now make up


    the slovenly attired

    the plump to fat wearing tight tracksuits and hoop earrings

    smelly people

    annoyingly loud people

    people who look like or give off the general impression that they are having a better time than me

    old & excessively slow moving people (I've no problem with you being old, just don't inconvenience me ffs)

    hassled stressed and harangued mothers overburdened with too many kids

    unsupervised badly behaved kids

    large groups of wankerish teenagers convinced of their own superiority in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary

    really good looking superior model type people of both sexes......I've had enough of your pitying looks.....so you won the lottery, well fcuk you!



    this was nota an exhaustive list but I think you'll agree its a hell of a start


  • #69
    repsol
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 754 ✭✭✭repsol


    lilybarlean wrote: »
    Stupid idiot teenagers using the word "man" and speaking in a Jamaican accent.

    They are called "Wiggers"


  • #70
    Lyaiera
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭Lyaiera


    Chuggers. Unless they learn to occasionally harass me. Do I really look that broke?


  • #71
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Bad Santa wrote: »
    I agree and it's always the big fat hairy arsed fcukers that do it to.

    I'd like to ban loud, inconsiderate people from public places and also, pedestrian tailgaters. Those fcukers who walk up right behind you trying to get you to move faster for no fcuking reason. I want a James Bond spike to shoot out of my arse and mutilate those fcukers on the spot.

    Just whip out a sketch book and retend to draw.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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  • #72
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Individuality. Why can;t people do what everyone else does and carry on?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #73
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    my brother was getting changed in the gym in the rochestown lodge hotel and derek davis was standing beside him in the all together. if he see's this post im sure he will tell the whole story


  • #74
    repsol
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 754 ✭✭✭repsol


    Best username ever wrote: »
    Junkies banging up and **** on the 77A. Seems to be a daily occurance on this route.

    Bus ****!


  • #75
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    my brother was getting changed in the gym in the rochestown lodge hotel and derek davis was standing beside him in the all together. if he see's this post im sure he will tell the whole story

    Derek Davis is on boards? Excellent!

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #76
    MaxSteele
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,109 ✭✭✭MaxSteele


    Skinny jeans on men. Seriously lads, you look like dykes.


  • #77
    KKkitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    Couples being overly affectionate. Get a room please.


  • #78
    docmol
    Closed Accounts Posts: 339 ✭✭docmol


    Morons who park on paths!


  • #79
    irish son
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,195 ✭✭✭irish son


    People who walk in 2's on narrow foot paths and don't move in when walking by someone coming the other way making you have to having to stand out onto the road and it's usually 2 auld biddys


  • #80
    hatrickpatrick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,798 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    juan.kerr wrote: »
    Toilet attendants.

    If you regard a toilet as a public place, you have some serious problems my friend ;)


  • #81
    Run_to_da_hills
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,009 ✭✭✭✭Run_to_da_hills


    juan.kerr wrote: »
    Begging within 25 yards of an ATM.

    There was a law passed about that a few years ago, I don't think it was ever enforced.
    juan.kerr wrote: »
    Sulky racing.

    Regulated it would be ok


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  • #82
    Solair
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,226 ✭✭✭Solair


    People who text / send emails / operate their phone with the damn keypad tones turned on!


  • #83
    Cereal Number
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 329 ✭✭Cereal Number


    Here is the ultimate list compiled from all your responses


    First of all Chris Brown lovers

    In fact Chris Brown too should be banned, along with rhianna and nikki minaj

    Secondly skangers that wont conform to social norms and make others feel uncomfortable

    Begging, not just at an ATM but anywhere, it depresses little ones

    Spitting (unless its a she now then now then)

    Travellers - Only those that glamorise themselves on TV shows, we all know where we got your cash; nothing like the noble travellers of olden times (see Tinkers)

    Arséholes - My perfect society would be one with the motto "Dont be a díck"

    Toilet Attendants - The beasty boys fought and possibly died for my right to party, so why should I have to tip you when I piss

    All the Healy Raes - Goes with out saying

    Cronys - Bertie and co. set up a tribunal and bring back capital punishment

    Animal Abusers

    4X4 Driving Penis heads (Exemption for farm and construction workers)

    Rascists and Neo Nazis

    Religion, any show of religion whatsoever

    Im sure theres more but that would set up an Irish utopia nicely


  • #84
    Absolutezero
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 90 ✭✭Absolutezero


    Bad Santa wrote: »

    I agree and it's always the big fat hairy arsed .... I want a James Bond spike to shoot out of my arse and mutilate those fcukers on the spot.
    Heh. We begin to see a theme here. You're looking for James Bonds spike. Thinly veiled talk about arse post


  • #85
    Absolutezero
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 90 ✭✭Absolutezero


    Best username ever wrote: »
    Junkies banging up and **** on the 77A. Seems to be a daily occurance on this route.
    I offer you the word "janking".


  • #86
    hefferboi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,379 ✭✭✭hefferboi


    TheBody wrote: »
    Hipsters. Hipsters should be banned. Bloody tossers.

    I thought they should be banned before you did.


  • #87
    Cereal Number
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 329 ✭✭Cereal Number


    hefferboi wrote: »
    I thought they should be banned before you did.

    I see what you did there


  • #88
    juan.kerr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,766 ✭✭✭juan.kerr


    hatrickpatrick wrote: »
    If you regard a toilet as a public place, you have some serious problems my friend ;)

    :rolleyes: Noted.


  • #89
    frank reynolds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 404 ✭✭frank reynolds


    that ba5tard on o'connell street/henry street that preaches to people aggressively until they nearly batter him. he's a douche


  • #90
    gibraltar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 330 ✭✭gibraltar


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    I often walk around naked in the changing rooms and every now and then you get someone who acts as if you're trying to rape them or something.
    It's the changing room after all!
    It's just a naked body, big deal.

    You said it, changing room - yes. walking around naked room - no.


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  • #91
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    hardmaneddie wrote: »
    DISGUSTING REMARKS even in jest, you arrogant git Pretty sure you are not perfect yourself

    Relax cupcake.


    Personal space invaders, I'm in the queue in Tesco, no need to stand so close behind me I can feel your breath on my neck, oh you had cabbage for dinner that's nice you shpud shleppin' ignoramus.


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