Things We Really Need To Ban In Public Places

Kettleson

Standing bollock naked in the mens changing room, in the main walkway, in front of mirror shaving, AND taking your time at it.

And, AND! watching every mo'fo' that moves while they're doing it, that needs banning.

MadsL

Kettleson wrote: »

Standing bollock naked in the mens changing room, shaving and taking your time at it.

And, AND! watching every mo'fo' that moves while they're doing it, that needs banning.

Naked men make you feel uncomfortable?

minidazzler

Nah, I do that. It's only nakedness, you don't have to look.

People

Banjo String

Pyjama wearers.


Pyjamas are for the house or the hospital.


Skangers.

TeddyTedson

I often walk around naked in the changing rooms and every now and then you get someone who acts as if you're trying to rape them or something.
It's the changing room after all!
It's just a naked body, big deal.

Chinasea

Gray track suit bottoms

garbanzo9

crocs

Sinfonia

In before smoking, to say "not smoking".

Bad Santa

Kettleson wrote: »

Standing bollock naked in the mens changing room, in the main walkway, in front of mirror shaving, AND taking your time at it.

And, AND! watching every mo'fo' that moves while they're doing it, that needs banning.

I agree and it's always the big fat hairy arsed fcukers that do it to.

I'd like to ban loud, inconsiderate people from public places and also, pedestrian tailgaters. Those fcukers who walk up right behind you trying to get you to move faster for no fcuking reason. I want a James Bond spike to shoot out of my arse and mutilate those fcukers on the spot.

jam_mac_jam

Spitting and chewing gum

amacca

Dónal wrote: »

People

hurrah! agreed

but particularly the ones on this list which I shall now make up


the slovenly attired

the plump to fat wearing tight tracksuits and hoop earrings

smelly people

annoyingly loud people

people who look like or give off the general impression that they are having a better time than me

old & excessively slow moving people (I've no problem with you being old, just don't inconvenience me ffs)

hassled stressed and harangued mothers overburdened with too many kids

unsupervised badly behaved kids

large groups of wankerish teenagers convinced of their own superiority in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary

really good looking superior model type people of both sexes......I've had enough of your pitying looks.....so you won the lottery, well fcuk you!



this was nota an exhaustive list but I think you'll agree its a hell of a start

meoklmrk91

Spitting, it's just vile and disgusting and some youngfella's do it every 30 seconds. Oh and sticking their hands down their pants. This stuff shouldn't even need to be banned its just common sense, like were you reared by gorillas or something. :mad:

TheBody

Chinasea wrote: »

Gray track suit bottoms

Track suits should be banned everywhere apart from the gym and sporting events and the like.

rambutman

People drying their pubes under the hand-driers in the changing rooms..............can be made to look even worse by either 1 hand or 2 behind the head

Tom_Cruise

Children under the age of 3 should be confined to prams.

Kettleson

rambutman wrote: »

People drying their pubes under the hand-driers in the changing rooms..............can't be made to look even worse by either 1 hand or 2 behind the head

Instant life ban in my book.

spankysue

Teenagers listening to their crappy music through the crappy speakers on their crappy phones. Earphones were invented for a reason d1ckheads :mad:

muppetkiller

Those complete and utter Gob$hites that have their Underwear up and jeans hanging down.
Oh and People who buy $hite headphones and play it really load so everyone in the world can hear the awful music they listen to.

amacca

Kettleson wrote: »

Instant life ban in my book.

Is life ban a euphemism for execution?

I like it...catchy!

Grayson

SamHall wrote: »

Pyjama wearers.


Pyjamas are for the house or the hospital.


Skangers.

With Ugg boots. make an effort when you leave the house

muppetkiller

Also on a more serious note, In Dublin most weekends and the poor little kids who are dragged around town by their Junkies/drunk parents. Surely someone has to step in and give the kinds some hope of a future and take them away from that environment.

Best username ever

rambutman wrote: »

People drying their pubes under the hand-driers in the changing rooms..............can't be made to look even worse by either 1 hand or 2 behind the head

Jaysus...... Does nobody shave their cock anymore?

Kettleson

muppetkiller wrote: »

Also on a more serious note, In Dublin most weekends and the poor little kids who are dragged around town by their Junkies/drunk parents. Surely someone has to step in and give the kinds some hope of a future and take them away from that environment.

A seriously good call.

hatrickpatrick

ITT: That which defines the soul of AH.
Grumpiness.

TheBody

Hipsters. Hipsters should be banned. Bloody tossers.

the purple tin

Christmas music blasting in shops from November onwards.

alphabeat

The F.ucking Public

daithi1970

holy joe novena-going shyte parking.
clamping.
muppets roaring into their mobiles about every little non consequential thing they have done/will do.
the Healy Rea family.
comb - overs and flat caps (see above).
chuggers.
taxi queue-jumping scumbags-these should be shot on sight.

daithi

juan.kerr

Toilet attendants.

Kettleson

I wouldn't be surprised if some of these (excellent) suggestions appear as a feature on the Colm Hayes 2FM show tomorrow morning.

Best username ever

Junkies banging up and **** on the 77A. Seems to be a daily occurance on this route.

tayto lover

The little boy racers in their mickey mouse fridge magnet cars booming their music to everyone on the street. Boom boom boom with their windows open in the coldest of weather.
Their car should be the target of an exocet missile

Staff Infection

Beggars.
Especially the ones who mutter "god bless you" or "thanks" just loud enough for you to hear as you walk past in an attempt to make you feel guilty. One day I may go all Patrick Bateman on one of them.

Gosub

Silly bints with yappy handbag dogs.

MadsL

Best username ever wrote: »

Jaysus...... Does nobody shave their cock anymore?

Look at me.
Now look at my sig.
Now look back at me.

ITS_A_BADGER

queues

doubleyoubee

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I often walk around naked in the changing rooms and every now and then you get someone who acts as if you're trying to rape them or something.
.

That'll be your erection.

cuana

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I often walk around naked in the changing rooms and every now and then you get someone who acts as if you're trying to rape them or something.
It's the changing room after all!
It's just a naked body, big deal.

Me Too!! I had a woman give out to me once she was disgusted needless to say I took my time getting dressed

MistyCheese

muppetkiller wrote: »

Also on a more serious note, In Dublin most weekends and the poor little kids who are dragged around town by their Junkies/drunk parents. Surely someone has to step in and give the kinds some hope of a future and take them away from that environment.

Won't somebody please consider the offspring?!!

kfallon

cuana wrote: »

Me Too!! I had a woman give out to me once she was disgusted needless to say I took my time getting dressed waved my penis in her face shouting 'woo woo'

FYP

Pinklady11

Grown women wearing those stupid animal hats. :mad: They look ridiculous. Don't mind kids wearing them but the adults should have more sense.

juan.kerr

Begging within 25 yards of an ATM.

Chuggers.

Sulky racing.

RADIUS

Chinasea wrote: »

Gray track suit bottoms

But then security guards in shops wouldn't know who to follow.

Pinklady11

oh and people who drag their feet...WALK PROPERLY FFS :mad:

CuppaCocoa

Stupid idiot teenagers using the word "man" and speaking in a Jamaican accent.

juan.kerr

Slow walkers.
Divs who text / surf while walking.
People who take up 2 seats on public transport.
People who invade 'personal space'.
People who smell of faeces.

kfallon

lilybarlean wrote: »

Stupid idiot teenagers using the word "man" and speaking in a Jamaican accent.

Throw in sideways baseball caps too!

Gummy Panda

doubleyoubee wrote: »

That'll be your erection.

Its not that much of a threat

kfallon

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Its not that much of a threat

Sometimes the smallest snake can have the deadliest venom

Garzard

Walking couples who take over both the footpath and cyclepath next to it.

People who insist on sharing their ****e music with everyone while sharing public transport, people who let their children scream and run amok on public transport, and people who eat on public transport.

Groups of scumbags literally blocking the entrance to shops and chippers and intimidating everyone who walks past.