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Things We Really Need To Ban In Public Places

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 352 ✭✭Best username ever


    Junkies banging up and **** on the 77A. Seems to be a daily occurance on this route.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 57,077 ✭✭✭✭tayto lover


    The little boy racers in their mickey mouse fridge magnet cars booming their music to everyone on the street. Boom boom boom with their windows open in the coldest of weather.
    Their car should be the target of an exocet missile


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 208 ✭✭Staff Infection


    Beggars.
    Especially the ones who mutter "god bless you" or "thanks" just loud enough for you to hear as you walk past in an attempt to make you feel guilty. One day I may go all Patrick Bateman on one of them.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 874 ✭✭✭Gosub


    Silly bints with yappy handbag dogs.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    Jaysus...... Does nobody shave their cock anymore?

    Look at me.
    Now look at my sig.
    Now look back at me.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,232 ✭✭✭ITS_A_BADGER


    queues


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 93 ✭✭doubleyoubee


    I often walk around naked in the changing rooms and every now and then you get someone who acts as if you're trying to rape them or something.
    .

    That'll be your erection.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 304 ✭✭cuana


    I often walk around naked in the changing rooms and every now and then you get someone who acts as if you're trying to rape them or something.
    It's the changing room after all!
    It's just a naked body, big deal.

    Me Too!! I had a woman give out to me once she was disgusted :D needless to say I took my time getting dressed


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,006 ✭✭✭MistyCheese


    Also on a more serious note, In Dublin most weekends and the poor little kids who are dragged around town by their Junkies/drunk parents. Surely someone has to step in and give the kinds some hope of a future and take them away from that environment. :(

    Won't somebody please consider the offspring?!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    cuana wrote: »
    Me Too!! I had a woman give out to me once she was disgusted :D needless to say I took my time getting dressed waved my penis in her face shouting 'woo woo'

    FYP


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 253 ✭✭Pinklady11


    Grown women wearing those stupid animal hats. :mad: They look ridiculous. Don't mind kids wearing them but the adults should have more sense.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,766 ✭✭✭juan.kerr


    Begging within 25 yards of an ATM.

    Chuggers.

    Sulky racing.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 353 ✭✭RADIUS


    Chinasea wrote: »
    Gray track suit bottoms

    But then security guards in shops wouldn't know who to follow.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 253 ✭✭Pinklady11


    oh and people who drag their feet...WALK PROPERLY FFS :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,855 ✭✭✭CuppaCocoa


    Stupid idiot teenagers using the word "man" and speaking in a Jamaican accent.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,766 ✭✭✭juan.kerr


    Slow walkers.
    Divs who text / surf while walking.
    People who take up 2 seats on public transport.
    People who invade 'personal space'.
    People who smell of faeces.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Stupid idiot teenagers using the word "man" and speaking in a Jamaican accent.

    Throw in sideways baseball caps too!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda



    That'll be your erection.

    Its not that much of a threat


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Its not that much of a threat

    Sometimes the smallest snake can have the deadliest venom ;)

    :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,344 ✭✭✭Garzard


    Walking couples who take over both the footpath and cyclepath next to it.

    People who insist on sharing their ****e music with everyone while sharing public transport, people who let their children scream and run amok on public transport, and people who eat on public transport.

    Groups of scumbags literally blocking the entrance to shops and chippers and intimidating everyone who walks past.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭Sh1tbag OToole


    Car clampers
    Advertising out on the pavement like these ones: http://www.marketshareoutdoor.com/windmaster_advertising.php
    Dublin 4 accents
    Excessive road signage
    Paid public toilets
    Speed bumps


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Kettleson wrote: »
    Standing bollock naked in the mens changing room, in the main walkway, in front of mirror shaving, AND taking your time at it.

    And, AND! watching every mo'fo' that moves while they're doing it, that needs banning.

    Sorry OP, but I would also ban people who stare in the direction of said monstrosity.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 240 ✭✭-Leelo-


    People who use several cards at the ATM!! And dont rush themselves in doing so!

    Cyclists cycling side by side and chatting to each other on narrow roads :mad::mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,250 ✭✭✭cavan4sam


    women with good figures that DONT wear those little 3/4 length tight capris


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 57,077 ✭✭✭✭tayto lover


    People wearing those big stupid leprechaun hats at football games.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    I often walk around naked in the changing rooms and every now and then you get someone who acts as if you're trying to rape them or something.

    I like this:

    http://static.themetapicture.com/media/funny-young-old-men-locker-room.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Religious iconography


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,056 ✭✭✭darced


    This post has been deleted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,453 ✭✭✭Sheepy99


    People on this website have a hate for tracksuit/cotton trousers which i've never seen anywhere else.
    Yes some of them do look very scumbag-ish/immature whatever, but it's mainly a comfort thing.
    Why all the hate? Nothing wrong wearing them the odd time...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,354 ✭✭✭nocoverart


    Umbrellas! old women with umbrellas are lethal, they'd nearly take your eye out. Actually I think old women and umbrellas should be banned in public places.


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