Things We Really Need To Ban In Public Places

Kettleson · 11-02-2013 07:45PM #1

Standing bollock naked in the mens changing room, in the main walkway, in front of mirror shaving, AND taking your time at it.

And, AND! watching every mo'fo' that moves while they're doing it, that needs banning.

MadsL · 11-02-2013 07:46PM

Kettleson wrote: »

Standing bollock naked in the mens changing room, shaving and taking your time at it.

And, AND! watching every mo'fo' that moves while they're doing it, that needs banning.

Naked men make you feel uncomfortable?

minidazzler · 11-02-2013 07:47PM

Nah, I do that. It's only nakedness, you don't have to look.

11-02-2013 07:48PM

People

Banjo String · 11-02-2013 07:48PM

Pyjama wearers.

Pyjamas are for the house or the hospital.

Skangers.

TeddyTedson · 11-02-2013 07:49PM

I often walk around naked in the changing rooms and every now and then you get someone who acts as if you're trying to rape them or something.
It's the changing room after all!
It's just a naked body, big deal.

Chinasea · 11-02-2013 07:49PM

Gray track suit bottoms

garbanzo9 · 11-02-2013 07:50PM

crocs

Sinfonia · 11-02-2013 07:51PM

In before smoking, to say "not smoking".

Bad Santa · 11-02-2013 07:53PM

Kettleson wrote: »

Standing bollock naked in the mens changing room, in the main walkway, in front of mirror shaving, AND taking your time at it.

And, AND! watching every mo'fo' that moves while they're doing it, that needs banning.

I agree and it's always the big fat hairy arsed fcukers that do it to.

I'd like to ban loud, inconsiderate people from public places and also, pedestrian tailgaters. Those fcukers who walk up right behind you trying to get you to move faster for no fcuking reason. I want a James Bond spike to shoot out of my arse and mutilate those fcukers on the spot.

jam_mac_jam · 11-02-2013 07:53PM

Spitting and chewing gum

amacca · 11-02-2013 07:55PM

Dónal wrote: »

People

hurrah! agreed

but particularly the ones on this list which I shall now make up

the slovenly attired

the plump to fat wearing tight tracksuits and hoop earrings

smelly people

annoyingly loud people

people who look like or give off the general impression that they are having a better time than me

old & excessively slow moving people (I've no problem with you being old, just don't inconvenience me ffs)

hassled stressed and harangued mothers overburdened with too many kids

unsupervised badly behaved kids

large groups of wankerish teenagers convinced of their own superiority in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary

really good looking superior model type people of both sexes......I've had enough of your pitying looks.....so you won the lottery, well fcuk you!

this was nota an exhaustive list but I think you'll agree its a hell of a start

meoklmrk91 · 11-02-2013 07:55PM

Spitting, it's just vile and disgusting and some youngfella's do it every 30 seconds. Oh and sticking their hands down their pants. This stuff shouldn't even need to be banned its just common sense, like were you reared by gorillas or something. :mad:

TheBody · 11-02-2013 07:56PM

Chinasea wrote: »

Gray track suit bottoms

Track suits should be banned everywhere apart from the gym and sporting events and the like.

rambutman · 11-02-2013 07:56PM

People drying their pubes under the hand-driers in the changing rooms..............can be made to look even worse by either 1 hand or 2 behind the head

Tom_Cruise · 11-02-2013 07:57PM

Children under the age of 3 should be confined to prams.

Kettleson · 11-02-2013 07:57PM

rambutman wrote: »

People drying their pubes under the hand-driers in the changing rooms..............can't be made to look even worse by either 1 hand or 2 behind the head

Instant life ban in my book.

spankysue · 11-02-2013 07:59PM

Teenagers listening to their crappy music through the crappy speakers on their crappy phones. Earphones were invented for a reason d1ckheads :mad:

muppetkiller · 11-02-2013 08:00PM

Those complete and utter Gob$hites that have their Underwear up and jeans hanging down.
Oh and People who buy $hite headphones and play it really load so everyone in the world can hear the awful music they listen to.

amacca · 11-02-2013 08:01PM

Kettleson wrote: »

Instant life ban in my book.

Is life ban a euphemism for execution?

I like it...catchy!

Grayson · 11-02-2013 08:02PM

SamHall wrote: »

Pyjama wearers.

Pyjamas are for the house or the hospital.

Skangers.

With Ugg boots. make an effort when you leave the house

muppetkiller · 11-02-2013 08:03PM

Also on a more serious note, In Dublin most weekends and the poor little kids who are dragged around town by their Junkies/drunk parents. Surely someone has to step in and give the kinds some hope of a future and take them away from that environment.

Best username ever · 11-02-2013 08:04PM

rambutman wrote: »

People drying their pubes under the hand-driers in the changing rooms..............can't be made to look even worse by either 1 hand or 2 behind the head

Jaysus...... Does nobody shave their cock anymore?

Kettleson · 11-02-2013 08:04PM

muppetkiller wrote: »

Also on a more serious note, In Dublin most weekends and the poor little kids who are dragged around town by their Junkies/drunk parents. Surely someone has to step in and give the kinds some hope of a future and take them away from that environment.

A seriously good call.

hatrickpatrick · 11-02-2013 08:04PM

ITT: That which defines the soul of AH.
Grumpiness.

TheBody · 11-02-2013 08:05PM

Hipsters. Hipsters should be banned. Bloody tossers.

the purple tin · 11-02-2013 08:08PM

Christmas music blasting in shops from November onwards.

alphabeat · 11-02-2013 08:08PM

The F.ucking Public

daithi1970 · 11-02-2013 08:08PM

holy joe novena-going shyte parking.
clamping.
muppets roaring into their mobiles about every little non consequential thing they have done/will do.
the Healy Rea family.
comb - overs and flat caps (see above).
chuggers.
taxi queue-jumping scumbags-these should be shot on sight.

daithi

juan.kerr · 11-02-2013 08:11PM

Toilet attendants.

Kettleson · 11-02-2013 08:11PM

I wouldn't be surprised if some of these (excellent) suggestions appear as a feature on the Colm Hayes 2FM show tomorrow morning.

Things We Really Need To Ban In Public Places

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