Limericks on boards.ie users

#1 · 04-02-2013 01:56AM #1

Well I only have one but see if you can make up a limerick on a boards user. Here's mine:

There was once a man named Biggins,
His kids brought him out with big grins,
He was big into politics,
For our leaders were big pr1cks,
Filling us with lies and spins.

token101 · 04-02-2013 01:57AM

This definitely won't degenerate into an orgy of insults.

Celly Smunt · 04-02-2013 01:57AM

Stab stab,stab stab stab,stab.limerick.stab.

orestes · 04-02-2013 02:01AM

Boards is a very big site
Some people think thats its shite
But thats just After Hours
Cos it's full of a shower
Of cnuts who never sleep at night

TeddyTedson · 04-02-2013 02:24AM

^^
That's actually good

Have you ever thought of becoming a poet?

Senna · 04-02-2013 02:25AM

There once was a site called boards,
that would always attract hoards,
but the mods when bezerk
and called people jerks
so now we live in a dictatorship that suppresses free speech and liberal thinking.

kind of trailed off a bit at the end:(

Kichote · 04-02-2013 02:31AM

It's mostly Dubs on here unfortunately

policarp · 04-02-2013 03:43AM

Kichote wrote: »

It's mostly Dubs on here unfortunately

So where are the Limericks?

fasttalkerchat · 04-02-2013 03:54AM

ilovesleep started a new thread,
when she should have been in bed,
try as she might,
she talks some shíte,
so we keep her locked in the shed.

Ruudi_Mentari · 04-02-2013 04:01AM

Kichote wrote: »

It's mostly Dubs on here unfortunately

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCVxredlkGA

DrumSteve · 04-02-2013 04:14AM

policarp wrote: »

So where are the Limericks?

Limerick forum

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ITS_A_BADGER · 04-02-2013 04:25AM

I go on the site called boards,
when i should be filling the house with snores,
after hours keeps me entertained through the nite,
although some of the thread content is shite

Try as i might i can''t look away,
someone is accusing someone of being gay,
They poured their heart out on the net,
On after hours, they will regret.

Bloody*Mary · 04-02-2013 09:19AM

A popular website called Boards

Drew in trollers and gimps by the hordes

The Mods said "Fcuk this,We've enough of this piss

And cleaned them all out with their swords.

Biggins · 04-02-2013 09:37AM

Good old Biggins is flattered by prose
Where it will end, heaven knows.
What to do & what to write
When half the time he's full of shi...

Well you get the gist!

But on it goes - gawd make it stop
They keep on posting till heads do pop!
Endless rubbish like The Mail
Full of air packed with fail.

Some tell this ejit "Stop"
For we have had enough!
Someone slap him hard and good
The bugger is raising up my gruff!

Goodness Gracious the sod is still at it!
Goodness Biggins - shut the hell up!
Fair enough, I get the message
I will shove it where its tough!

04-02-2013 11:09AM

There once was a doubleyoubee
Who posted for all to see
An attack on PinkFly
Then a witty reply
Came from gobnaitolunacy

anncoates · 04-02-2013 11:17AM

Spend a few minutes in After Hours
And the boards experience rapidly sours
There's always some threads
About the same bunch of heads
That ends up in back-slapping shite

AnonoBoy · 04-02-2013 11:30AM

There once was a poster named *******
Whose opinions were all total *****
He would huff and puff
and moan about stuff
But in the end we all knew he was *******

[SELF-CENSORING TO AVOID INFRACTIONS]

Pighead · 04-02-2013 11:55AM

There once was an AnonoBoy
his name could be Barry or Roy,
or Billy or Mo,
We don't really know,
guess that's why he's the AnonoBoy

04-02-2013 12:58PM

There once was a website called Boards
That got overrun by zombie hordes.
Try as we might,
Nobody really gave a shite
'cause at least they're not Roma Gypsy/Travelers/Polish/Taxi Drivers.

Yeah, I kinda lost it at the end.

poisonated · 04-02-2013 01:04PM

There once was a user called Fad
He did not like to be called lad
one time someone did
he ran and he hid
and he just got really mad.

--Kaiser-- · 04-02-2013 01:05PM

There's a forum that's called After Hours
It's a disaster just like the twin towers
Try as they might
They're all full of shite
And spew it while everyone cowers

Earthhorse · 04-02-2013 02:01PM

There once was a website called boards
That filled up with trolls in their hoards,
They fought back with mods
Who thought they were Gods
USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST

Reason: Refused to rhyme "boards" with "boards"

Pighead · 04-02-2013 02:04PM

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

There's a forum that's called After Hours
It's a disaster just like the twin towers
Try as they might
They're all full of shite
And spew it while everyone else cowers

There once was a user called Kaiser,
who purchased his love drugs from Pfizer,
"thank goodness" he said,
as his todger got lead,
his girlfriend is still none the wiser.

04-02-2013 02:17PM

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

There's a forum that's called After Hours
It's a disaster just like the twin towers
Try as they might
They're all full of shite
And spew it while everyone else cowers

Kaiser was that very man
Who's Limerick was going to plan
When an 'else' was inserted
The poem thus reverted
To doggerel lacking élan

--Kaiser-- · 04-02-2013 03:11PM

Pighead wrote: »

There once was a user called Kaiser,
who purchased his love drugs from Pfizer,
"thank goodness" he said,
as his todger got lead,
his girlfriend is still none the wiser.

Genius

9959 wrote: »

Kaiser was that very man
Who's Limerick was going to plan
When an 'else' was inserted
The poem thus reverted
To doggerel lacking élan

Good suggestion!

Irish Guitarist · 04-02-2013 03:23PM

There was a girl who loved sleep
At night she would count sheep
But instead of counting
She always ended up mounting
a sexy ram
Now she's expecting a lamb

Irish Guitarist · 04-02-2013 03:28PM

I hope the OP is a woman by the way or it will make my limerick even worse than it already is.

--Kaiser-- · 04-02-2013 03:34PM

Irish Guitarist wrote: »

I hope the OP is a woman by the way or it will make my limerick even worse than it already is.

It's not a limerick at all. Rhyming structure should be a a b b a

thebigbiffo · 04-02-2013 04:38PM

There once was a mod named bollocko,
Who really should've just been a journo,
His opinions lacked weight,
so he accepted his fate,
and ended up scripting for porno

Sorry Dr. B, I wouldn't lump ya in with those shower if you'd have picked a username thats easy to rhyme!

Scruffles · 04-02-2013 05:02PM

thar be a witty verbal sniper named gordon,
of the prison boards he is their warden,
his gift of the word pisses off those doing bird,
getting free? hell no theyve got more chance of marrying james corden.

the prisoners like to act dumb,
for their sockpuppets they blame the bro or their mum,
taking the blame was never their game,
so gordon site bans the lot and while flushing their pot says; 'thatll teach um'.

DwightSchrute1 · 04-02-2013 05:10PM

There once was a man who took pills,
His name was Run_to_da_hills,
"Its a conspiracy" he said,
As jumped from his bed,
Freemasonry still gives him the chills

Limericks on boards.ie users

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