Who would you fight?

MadsL · 02-02-2013 02:47AM

No Thatcher yet?

Lionel Messy · 02-02-2013 02:54AM

Bambi

Lionel Messy · 02-02-2013 02:56AM

1ZRed wrote: »

The irritating bastards Lee Evans and Ricky Gervais could do with something to shut them tf up as well!

Lee Evans is a living legend. Do not disrespect him. Gervais is fair game.

ITS_A_BADGER · 02-02-2013 02:57AM

Craig doyle, he needs a good smacking! "alllll at the touch of button" :mad:

seven_eleven · 02-02-2013 02:59AM

FionnMcCool87 wrote: »

EdenHazard. Never met him, don't know him from Adam but I still want to kick the shit out of him.

Oh wait you mean the footballer..... :pac:

Truncheon Rouge · 02-02-2013 03:16AM

I suppose I could possibly spare a swift hard pimp-hand to Alex Jones' swollen wobbling red face.

Its not that I dislike him or his politics, I find him likable in a strange humorous entertaining way. I'd love a pint with him for the epic lulz.

But ANYONE (schoolkids, elderly and infirm included here) in a 'debate' (or conversation) who constantly cuts across and won't stfu for even one second is fair game.

this should be enshrined in law.

Dynamo Roller1 · 02-02-2013 03:19AM

Joe Duffy in The Thunderdome

dodderangler · 02-02-2013 03:36AM

Louie spence
Can't fcuking stand the sight of him
Attention seeking rat

Balotelli and luis Suarez they also just bug the hell out of me
Simon cowell aswell

Pat Mustard · 02-02-2013 03:52AM

SunKing wrote: »

Pat Kenny

matrim wrote: »

I'd hope so because if you started a fight with a celebrity and he got the first punch in, it would be pretty embarrassing

Can you just imagine if Pat Kenny floored you with a sneaky first punch, before you were even ready?

You'd never live it down. Ever.

Skippy44 · 02-02-2013 03:53AM

Simon Coveney. Total wakner and spent €275,000 on advertising within 9 months of being elected to office. What did he do for Silvercrest....nada. A total cock Imo.

Pat Mustard · 02-02-2013 03:57AM

Skippy44 wrote: »

What did he do for Silvercrest....nada. A total cock Imo.

What should he have done for Silvercrest?

alph · 02-02-2013 04:08AM

Steven Seagal
Can't stand his massively inflated opinion of himself, how he thinks hes some super awesome buddhist and how he has to play some form of cop / hero in every film hes in. Wish he never made a film after under siege 1.

Also Richard Hammond... hes not funny and tries too hard to be. Also, his face annoys me.

Vicar in a tutu · 02-02-2013 04:12AM

Katherine Lynch ... I'd savour every punch.. It'd be a thing of pure beauty.

meoklmrk91 · 02-02-2013 04:24AM

I always heard people say that Ricky Gervais was a seriously annoying pompous ****er, I never knew why because I had never really seen anything he was in.

Then I recently starting watching an idiot abroad, which is a great show except for that irritating, smug, dickhead. Seriously he ads nothing too it and his his laugh would go through you. I'd love to punch him in his stupid face.

Harry Hill, my mother watches come dine with me all the ****ing time and his voice goes through me, I hate that show, him and his stupid jokes.

Micheal Vick, an American football player, bred, fought and murdered pit bulls. There are no words to describe what I would like to do to him.

Jeremy Kyle, who the **** is he to be telling people what to do with their lives? Seriously what are his qualifications. Another pompous dickhead, he even has a face you'd love to punch.

DEFTLEFTHAND · 02-02-2013 04:30AM

BOD the biggest ego in the country and a nasty bit of work to deal with. Considering that he is vertically challenged (only 5 something in height) I'd proposition him to an amateur wrestling match. I'd love to hook him in a key lock and break his god dam arm before he taps.

Ruudi_Mentari · 02-02-2013 04:46AM

Leona Lewis.

joking

Scruffles · 02-02-2013 04:55AM

1ZRed wrote: »

The irritating bastards Lee Evans and Ricky Gervais could do with something to shut them tf up as well!

duc tape and sedatives?

david cameron needs a good few left hooks and a good kick up his arse so he cant go fox hunting for a while.
woud pay a prostitute to do it so that all the national rag head lines woud say 'david cameron in bust up with prostitute',and readers woud think he had a argument with one over money he owed her,and thus there goes his job.:cool:

APM · 02-02-2013 05:12AM

Joe Joyce....because he's never been bet in his life and never will be bet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eaLsvusF7s

Lionel Messy · 02-02-2013 05:40AM

Vicar in a tutu wrote: »

Katherine Lynch ... I'd savour every punch.. It'd be a thing of pure beauty.

I hope your female.

DEFTLEFTHAND · 02-02-2013 05:51AM

Lionel Messy wrote: »

I hope your female.

I'd be in any woman's corner who could beat that creature to a pulp, I can't stand that silly unfunny broad. Women are well able to brawl, controlled Male fights are often clinical, controlled women fights are often free for alls. Which are the most entertaining to watch?

Ruudi_Mentari · 02-02-2013 06:10AM

Whoever it is, you'd clearly have the advantage of having a predetermined and deepseated hatred of them

or they could casually sidestep as you throw a haymaker that carries you out of the ring and beyond.. also, if morrissey breaks out his bouquet yer fcuked

DEFTLEFTHAND · 02-02-2013 06:26AM

Ruudi_Mentari wrote: »

Whoever it is, you'd clearly have the advantage of having a predetermined and deepseated hatred of them

or they could casually sidestep as you throw a haymaker that carries you out of the ring and beyond.. also, if morrissey breaks out his bouquet yer fcuked

I'm not understanding this aggressive tone, are you directing it towards me? I don't hate anyone. Predetermined? I never mentioned pro wrestling. I suggested that two women square off in a controlled fight. Do you have some sort of a problem with that?

bigbudda · 02-02-2013 06:32AM

Jorden / Katie Price....die die die

02-02-2013 06:38AM

joe stodge wrote: »

Me, I'd love to kick 7 shades out of morissey, I really can't stand the man and what a sap he is,

Smooth move OP. You wanna bring physical violence to a middle aged pacifist in his fifties with a heart condition based on the fact that he's an animal lover, and as you repeatedly describe him, a "sap" (which I believe means weaker than you).

Jesus, why don't you just dig up the bones of Mother Teresa and grind them into dust with the skull of Gandhi as you're at it. :mad:

Galwayguy35 · 02-02-2013 06:41AM

Tommy Tiernan

Andrew Maxwell

Ryan Tubirdy

Justin Bieber, just for his stupid hairstyle.

Paddy O Gorman, knock him out and he won't annoy anyone else with his nosey questions.

PeterNincompoop · 02-02-2013 06:46AM

alph wrote: »

Steven Seagal
Can't stand his massively inflated opinion of himself, how he thinks hes some super awesome buddhist and how he has to play some form of cop / hero in every film hes in. Wish he never made a film after under siege 1.

Also Richard Hammond... hes not funny and tries too hard to be. Also, his face annoys me.

He isn't even a real hamster

DarkJager · 02-02-2013 06:47AM

Any of those ***** from One Direction.

DwightSchrute1 · 02-02-2013 07:00AM

Luis Suarez...at least he could get a new set of teeth afterwards

Ruudi_Mentari · 02-02-2013 07:09AM

The RTE weatherman who looks like Luis Suarez

DwightSchrute1 · 02-02-2013 07:10AM

Ruudi_Mentari wrote: »

The RTE weatherman who looks like Luis Suarez

Jean Byrne??

Who would you fight?

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