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Loungers who Lunch; Cake, Bovril and Penguins...

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  • #3782
    Das Kitty
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 17,231 Mod ✭✭✭✭Das Kitty


    Someone just came up to the helpdesk looking for a brown toner cartridge for her printer...

    It's a black and white laser printer, but it comes in a plain cardboard box.


  • #3783
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    Das Kitty wrote: »
    Someone just came up to the helpdesk looking for a brown toner cartridge for her printer...

    It's a black and white laser printer, but it comes in a plain cardboard box.
    That is EXACTLY the sort of thing I would do. Things that make perfect sense in my head are ridiculous really!


  • #3784
    Hermione*
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,983 ✭✭✭✭Hermione*


    awec wrote: »
    Found a receipt in my wallet from Fitzsimon's last Saturday.

    6.10 for a pint and 6.70 for a glass of wine!!
    That's why I didn't go to Fitzsimon's ;)
    bluewolf wrote: »
    jaeger is awesome
    *drools over coats*

    *tears self back to Economic Effects on Investment Markets*
    I forgot to look at the coats! :eek:
    Their stuff is gorgeous! Great quality,too. Most of what I bought was cheaper than other items I was looking at in Zara!


  • #3785
    Stench Blossoms
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,390 ✭✭✭Stench Blossoms


    IvyTheTerrible wrote: »
    That is EXACTLY the sort of thing I would do. Things that make perfect sense in my head are ridiculous really!

    Do you know what I did today?

    We were talking about the guy who was kidnapped and found on the side of the round. One of the lads says 'Yeh he had thief carved onto his forehead' and MUGGINS here says

    'I heard it was insult'.

    As soon as I said it I hung my head in shame.


  • #3786
    homemadecider
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,858 ✭✭✭homemadecider


    I don't get it.


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  • #3787
    RacoonQueen
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 20,369 Mod ✭✭✭✭RacoonQueen


    awec wrote: »
    Found a receipt in my wallet from Fitzsimon's last Saturday.

    6.10 for a pint and 6.70 for a glass of wine!!

    Yah nearly died when I saw my change. Don't remember it being THAT much more expensive last time I was there* :eek:


    *6/7 years ago


  • #3788
    Stench Blossoms
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,390 ✭✭✭Stench Blossoms


    homemadecider wrote: »
    I don't get it.

    I thought they carved 'insult' on your mans head.


  • #3789
    cdaly_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,440 ✭✭✭cdaly_


    RacoonQueen wrote: »
    Yah nearly died when I saw my change. Don't remember it being THAT much more expensive last time I was there* :eek:


    *6/7 years ago

    I read that as '67 years ago' and thought "Yeah, that's about how long it's been since I bought a pint of Harp*"...








    *Not that old really...


  • #3790
    herisson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,676 ✭✭✭✭herisson


    I keep getting ads for contraceptives and creches....I don't like what its trying to tell me :(


  • #3791
    Conor Kind Iron
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Conor Kind Iron


    Pixie-Fairy wrote: »
    I keep getting ads for contraceptives and creches....I don't like what its trying to tell me :(

    YOU'RE PREGNANT


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  • #3792
    Stheno
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,690 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    I slept like a log, after two nights of no sleep I feel restored.

    My big night out tonight is grocery shopping :pac:


  • #3793
    herisson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,676 ✭✭✭✭herisson


    bluewolf wrote: »

    YOU'RE PREGNANT
    :( no I need to have sex to do that. Fcuk you dry spell.

    Or else its an immaculate conception. But it will probably be the anti Christ knowing me :pac:


  • #3794
    Cerulean Chicken
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,565 ✭✭✭Cerulean Chicken


    Pixie-Fairy wrote: »
    :( no I need to have sex to do that. Fcuk you dry spell.

    Or else its an immaculate conception. But it will probably be the anti Christ knowing me :pac:

    Paging Stench Blossoms, for accurate definition of Immaculate Conception :p


  • #3795
    Ah_Yeah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,020 ✭✭✭Ah_Yeah


    Cerulean Chicken wrote: »
    Paging Stench Blossoms, for accurate definition of Immaculate Conception :p

    I remember this. This was around the time tLL diagnosed me as "with child"


  • #3796
    Whispered
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,772 ✭✭✭✭Whispered


    Stheno wrote: »

    My big night out tonight is grocery shopping :pac:

    I love grocery shopping. I need to come up with an easy, casual lunch type food which involves chicken breasts and will be served to someone who loves to cook and is pretty good at it. So throwing a powered sachet of curry into a pot won't cut it. Also I'm working until about 10 mins before they arrive, so it will have to be simple enough to do with guests in the house and not take hours. :confused:


  • #3797
    Dolbert
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,154 ✭✭✭Dolbert


    Whispered wrote: »
    I love grocery shopping. I need to come up with an easy, casual lunch type food which involves chicken breasts and will be served to someone who loves to cook and is pretty good at it. So throwing a powered sachet of curry into a pot won't cut it. Also I'm working until about 10 mins before they arrive, so it will have to be simple enough to do with guests in the house and not take hours. :confused:

    Fajitas?
    bluewolf wrote: »
    YOU'RE PREGNANT

    NO YOUR PREGNANT jibes won't work on Pixie! :D


  • #3798
    Stench Blossoms
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,390 ✭✭✭Stench Blossoms


    Pixie-Fairy wrote: »

    Or else its an immaculate conception. But it will probably be the anti Christ knowing me :pac:

    :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

    This makes me angry.

    Immaculate conception is being born without sin.

    Virginal conception is getting duffed without riding.


  • #3799
    Lucyfur
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,513 ✭✭✭✭Lucyfur


    I can do 17th! Imma working on the 16th..


  • #3800
    Conor Kind Iron
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Conor Kind Iron


    Lucyfur wrote: »
    I can do 17th! Imma working on the 16th..

    Oh sorry, finalised it for the 10th... that ok?

    Dolbert wrote: »


    NO YOUR PREGNANT jibes won't work on Pixie! :D

    I was about to reply "my pregnant what". Well played.

    :D


  • #3801
    Scarinae
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 11,362 ✭✭✭✭Scarinae


    Stench Blossoms wrote: »
    Immaculate conception is being born without sin.

    Wouldn't it be conceived without sin? Or else it would be called immaculate birth


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  • #3802
    Links234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


    I've let my legs get hairy as a jungle. not shaving been shaving them for ages cos it's been so cold. I'd actually really like to shave them again but I'd be afraid I'd lose that extra bit of insulation :p


  • #3803
    pampootie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,441 ✭✭✭pampootie


    Today's good news: the dog is better :)

    Today's bad news: I know this because when I tried RQ's tablet administration method, he wriggled free, turned around to fart in my face, grabbed a teatowel out of the washing machine and spent 10 mins running around the house manically with it


  • #3804
    herisson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,676 ✭✭✭✭herisson


    Stench Blossoms wrote: »

    :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

    This makes me angry.

    Immaculate conception is being born without sin.

    Virginal conception is getting duffed without riding.
    But I'm not pregnant thank jebus!!


  • #3805
    Lucyfur
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,513 ✭✭✭✭Lucyfur


    10th is perfect!


  • #3806
    Das Kitty
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 17,231 Mod ✭✭✭✭Das Kitty


    Scarinae wrote: »
    Wouldn't it be conceived without sin? Or else it would be called immaculate birth

    Suppose they could do some sinning in the womb. A twin could covet its neighbour's umbillical chord. And they're constantly stealing their mother's hard earned nutrients.

    An hour until home time. Please let me go.


  • #3807
    Conor Kind Iron
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Conor Kind Iron


    Das Kitty wrote: »
    Suppose they could do some sinning in the womb. A twin could covet its neighbour's umbillical chord. And they're constantly stealing their mother's hard earned nutrients.

    An hour until home time. Please let me go.

    bismillah no! I will not let you go!


  • #3808
    homemadecider
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,858 ✭✭✭homemadecider


    Let her go!


  • #3809
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    We will not let her go!


  • #3810
    Ah_Yeah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,020 ✭✭✭Ah_Yeah


    Yes we will! No we wont!*





    *I don't really know what's going on


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  • #3811
    Stench Blossoms
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,390 ✭✭✭Stench Blossoms


    Let him go!


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